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Started by Lord Quantum, April 16, 2010, 10:31:24 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Lord Quantum on May 05, 2010, 04:02:23 PM
I just had an idea for a letter - the reason that nothing ever changes in Washington is because the Tuscon Cabal (which is actually much older than you think) together with the Masons are the one who really run this country. The Democrats and the Republicans elect actors to pretend to be President, meanwhile, the most senior mason and the Episcopos of the Tuscon cabal are the ones who actually make the decisions which are attributed to "the President". If you're wondering why some of Obama's policies seem so similar to Bush's it's because the same person is responsible for them, yes that's right, the Good Reverend Roger has actually been the REAL president since the Clinton years! Our Dark Masters throw us a bone every now and again (like health care reform) just to make it believable that there's a different person in the White House every four years but really there isn't. The True White House is still in Philadelphia. And don't even get me started on the electoral college...

We could probably use some phrases from "Two-man con" in BIP to flesh it out.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I like the idea of the Facebook pages (one for each of them), and I also think that collaborating on building those pages will give us some sense of "personality" from which to launch a writing style. We should friend and like all kinds of conspiracy people and pages, but not all the same for each. They should both have different conspiracy focuses, with slight overlap.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

... I also think we need to be really careful not to use anything that could lead a curious editor here via Google.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lord Quantum

We can't be googled. The GASM board is invisible to people who aren't registered members.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 09:56:09 PM
I like the idea of the Facebook pages (one for each of them), and I also think that collaborating on building those pages will give us some sense of "personality" from which to launch a writing style. We should friend and like all kinds of conspiracy people and pages, but not all the same for each. They should both have different conspiracy focuses, with slight overlap.

What will we do for profile pictures? And should we set the profiles to private, so that they come up but can see friends list? might add to the paranoiac angle.
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Quote from: Lord Quantum on May 05, 2010, 11:26:43 PM
We can't be googled. The GASM board is invisible to people who aren't registered members.

Uhhh.. while this specific sub-forum can't be googled, most of the memes you mentioned (Tuscon cabal, etc) can definitely be tracked back to other areas of the forum.

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Yep, I'm thinking that names like The Good Reverend Roger et al should be avoided, because they would lead a curious Googler right to this forum and from there it's a small step to sign up, make a couple posts, and bam, here we are.

Having the profiles set to private is a very good idea. For pics I was thinking that a couple of people here might donate pics of themselves, and they might even choose to obscure their faces or take other paranoid steps to conceal their identity. It's not that unlikely that an editor, if intrigued, might try to friend one of our characters, so we should be prepared for that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

It's not unheard of for people to have pictures of things other than their faces as facebook profile pics, and among the paranoid set there is a trend towards just using the default blank picture. That said, a pixelized and unrecognizable face would probably seem more likely to be legit than a default.


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Lord Quantum

Having a blank profile will make the profile look new and incomplete. It's also something that porn spammers do alot. Using a pic of something else is a much better idea. Are we planning on friending this person or just having the profile set up? 'cause it'll look weird if these are the only people on facebook without a hundred friends.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Lord Quantum on May 06, 2010, 08:28:38 PM
Are we planning on friending this person or just having the profile set up? 'cause it'll look weird if these are the only people on facebook without a hundred friends.

Oddly enough, a lot of people will accept friend requests from people they don't actually know if they appear to be people they might know. A moderate-sized fake social network of nebulous contacts could be arranged, as long as the profile itself seems legit and there aren't any major red flags for not being an aquaintance.

By the by, I found a nice juicy source of bits to cut up or reference: http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index632.htm
The list was linked to on boingboing and apparently these articles have become the source for a lot of popular conspiracy theories, so taking individual pieces from them would not be a giveaway.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 06, 2010, 09:15:57 PM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on May 06, 2010, 08:28:38 PM
Are we planning on friending this person or just having the profile set up? 'cause it'll look weird if these are the only people on facebook without a hundred friends.

Oddly enough, a lot of people will accept friend requests from people they don't actually know if they appear to be people they might know. A moderate-sized fake social network of nebulous contacts could be arranged, as long as the profile itself seems legit and there aren't any major red flags for not being an aquaintance.

By the by, I found a nice juicy source of bits to cut up or reference: http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index632.htm
The list was linked to on boingboing and apparently these articles have become the source for a lot of popular conspiracy theories, so taking individual pieces from them would not be a giveaway.

Friending musicians and bands always seems to work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

*nod*. Another thing I've noticed is that conspiracy theorists and occulty types seem to be (oddly enough) more keen on friending strangers than other types. I became a fan of the crowley page and at least six people tried to friend me on that alone. It should be pretty easy to build up a very strange social network.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Lord Quantum

Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 06, 2010, 09:57:53 PM
*nod*. Another thing I've noticed is that conspiracy theorists and occulty types seem to be (oddly enough) more keen on friending strangers than other types. I became a fan of the crowley page and at least six people tried to friend me on that alone. It should be pretty easy to build up a very strange social network.

We should create a fake fan page for a non-existent conspiracy theorist. So much of modern conspiracy theories is taken from really old stuff that I doubt anyone would even bother to check as long as the conspiracy theory itself wasn't too far fetched. But then again, what's "far-fetched"? In the 1860s, a contract lawyer named Lysander Spooner claimed that the Constitution wasn't really a social contract and basically called for it to be done away with.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

Fan pages can actually fan other fanpages, so (say) fanning crowley, raw, Ayn Rand, and Icke from a fanpage may bring in lots of new fans. People are pretty cavalier about that. However, a fanpage is tracable to the account that created it. We should have one of our guys create a fanpage.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.