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Salty

#1080
April 15, 2014, 06:50:44 PM
I am no longer homeless at all! Got my own room and all.

Feels good, man.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1081
April 15, 2014, 06:51:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 15, 2014, 06:50:44 PM
I am no longer homeless at all! Got my own room and all.

Feels good, man.

Woot!

I, on the other hand, have HORROR BAG today, AND I just learned that they're killing Windows 8 just like they did XP.  I hate Windows 8, mind you, but now I have to get another OS.

I can tell you one thing:  It won't be a Microsoft product.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1082
April 15, 2014, 06:53:43 PM
Yay, Alty!


Is Roger finally going to be joining the Kult of Macintosh?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1083
April 15, 2014, 06:54:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 15, 2014, 06:53:43 PM
Yay, Alty!


Is Roger finally going to be joining the Kult of Macintosh?

Damn skippy.  I am never, ever again buying ANYTHING made by HP or Microsoft.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1084
April 15, 2014, 06:54:34 PM
EVER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1085
April 15, 2014, 07:00:04 PM
Welcome to the world of, "There's an error, but we won't tell you what it is."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1086
April 15, 2014, 07:08:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 15, 2014, 07:00:04 PM
Welcome to the world of, "There's an error, but we won't tell you what it is."

Right now, I'd even bite the bullet and use Linux, after all these years of making fun of it.

ANYTHING but Microsoft.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1087
April 15, 2014, 07:09:00 PM
Also, telling me which error occurred is like a brain surgeon explaining the human brain to a slightly retarded chipmunk.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1088
April 15, 2014, 07:13:38 PM
Only scrubs use MS.

Real men use an abacus, made from a tree they cut down and fashioned themselves, and with beads made of their own teeth.  Anything else would be admitting defeat.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1089
April 15, 2014, 07:18:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2014, 07:13:38 PM
Only scrubs use MS.

Real men use an abacus, made from a tree they cut down and fashioned themselves, and with beads made of their own teeth.  Anything else would be admitting defeat.

I will use whatever works.  Except for MS, because I fucking hate them with the fire of a thousand suns.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1090
April 15, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
Windows 7 still works great, and is getting security updates and everything.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1091
April 15, 2014, 07:30:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
Windows 7 still works great, and is getting security updates and everything.

Yeah, my wife has that on her laptop.  AND THAT'S FINE.  But I am never giving them money again, because I hate them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#1092
April 15, 2014, 10:39:09 PM
Pirate the software?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1093
April 15, 2014, 10:40:26 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1094
April 16, 2014, 02:08:01 AM
Apparently I offended people on the Facebook today.

They got offended that I swore like a sailor on one of my SCA groups, so they said it was unfitting a woman of my education to speak such a way, and that I should try harder with a dictionary and thesaurus. So I responded in Latin, and I was called a child-like bitch and blocked.  :? I even used a dictionary!

I'm offended so many fucking people get offended by me.

No wait, no I'm not, I'm happy, because if you can't handle my extra special rants about seams on a fucking corset, you're not cool enough to be my friend, goddamnit. I've been behaving lately, really, I have, because some folks have found my anger a bit harsh and have asked me to keep things cool, and I have. Really. I started this whole mellow thing of being mellow and taking deep breaths and yoga stretches and shit, and all it does it make me extra flexible with extra hate to go around.

Goddamnit, fuck your goddamn request. Who the fuck are people to come on my goddamn cyber front lawn and picket my anger? What the fuck is this shit? The goddamn Westboro Fucktard Church of Bad Reenactors? Eat shit and die, poseurs, you're talking to the goddamn industry professional. Somebody gave me fucking DIPLOMAS in this shit so I can tell you you're wrong and be okay with it, I mean, I would have been okay with it anyway, but expensive pieces of goddamn paper are like more street cred. Bonus if I can make those cool Chinese throwing stars around it.  And then you have the fucking balls to call me a goddamn child after saying I needed to act more educated AND I DID. Latin ain't dead, that shit is immortal, and I just proved your point.

This shit always reminds me of Maria's Art of the Brag, because my goddamn ovaries DO shoot motherfucking ball bearings, and I LIKE IT. I like being on top of the goddamn food chain as one of the educated ones, and still be able to throw an F-bomb on the table like it's a goddamn Sunday pot roast, that's what. Eat it. EAT THAT, WITH MY SPECIAL GRAVY OF DISDAIN AND CHASTISEMENT, because every time you try to knock me down a peg, all I do is let that shit sit a bit until I remember I'm fucking awesome at what I do. And if I want to call a friend of mine a pussy because we joke all the goddamn time, I can do so, in English or Latin, and you can kiss my shiny Classicist ass.

No, this ain't no special fucking rant about anything deep, all it is, is a reassurance, that even though I cry sometimes, and I fuck up, because I'm a goddamn human, that's exactly why, because I AM a goddamn human being, and I'm good at it. Be awesome at your own humanity, and I'll be awesome at mine, just eat my fucking gravy first.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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