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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Jasper, February 21, 2007, 07:09:26 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
February 23, 2007, 07:45:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
Remind me to wear a hockey mask if I ever get the chance to go to one of your parties, Rog.

Won't help.  I recommend 15th century German plate mail.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#31
February 23, 2007, 07:47:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2007, 07:41:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

Punch them in the face.

with a barstool. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
February 23, 2007, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 23, 2007, 07:47:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2007, 07:41:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

Punch them in the face.

with a barstool. 

In a safe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#33
February 23, 2007, 07:52:03 PM
And then ask them if they need "clarification." 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#34
February 23, 2007, 07:56:40 PM
CLARIFICATION MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU NEED IT?

Triple Zero

#35
February 23, 2007, 08:32:39 PM
"n-n-n-no sir, i'll think anything you want me to think!"

*BAM*

(lights out)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#36
February 23, 2007, 08:40:20 PM
As part of our service we offer clarification in three mouthwatering flavours, The first two involve a power tool selected from our extensive catalogue. If you prefer option 3 be reminded that you must supply your own gasoline.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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