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Started by the last yatto, August 03, 2010, 04:15:47 AM

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Cuddlefish

XeNu... WaRRioR PrINCeSs...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

the last yatto

So this outlandish fello and a thetan walks into a bar...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Pēleus on August 03, 2010, 05:05:58 AM
So this outlandish fello and a thetan walks into a bar...

AnD sAys "YoU WanT To LIFt teH CarS wiTh yUor MIND?!!? AnD ShOOt eYe LAZORZ!!!!!"

hAHA, ThAt's FuNNy!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Captain Utopia

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 04:56:43 AM
YOU MUST CHARGE IT FIRST!

Good point, where is Enki anyway?  I miss him.

Jasper


the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cuddlefish

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

HaHa! Do yoU thINk hE cHArgeS hiS phoNE BY STarIng at IT?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Don Coyote

Quote from: Pēleus on August 03, 2010, 05:05:58 AM
So this outlandish fello and a thetan walks into a bar...

fellatio?

Captain Utopia

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 05:17:25 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on August 03, 2010, 05:14:55 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 04:56:43 AM
YOU MUST CHARGE IT FIRST!

Good point, where is Enki anyway?  I miss him.

...Why?  :lulz:

I dunno, he was always so earnest and polite.  And then Roger would come over and shout at him for ruining the joke or thread.  But he'd just kind of brush it off and keep doing his thing anyway.  I respected that.

Jasper

I guess.  Maybe I'm just impatient with the withdrawn, awkward, logical types. 

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 05:20:42 AM
HaHa! Do yoU thINk hE cHArgeS hiS phoNE BY STarIng at IT?

I always figured he charged his phone by wanking on it.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

the last yatto

LeT's nOt gIvE evERythInG awAY
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 03, 2010, 05:40:58 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 05:20:42 AM
HaHa! Do yoU thINk hE cHArgeS hiS phoNE BY STarIng at IT?

I always figured he charged his phone by wanking on it.
:lulz:

IMMA CHARGIN MAH SIGIL'S
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.