The Poet of Bad Advice

[Cainad (dec.)]

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Unwanted Attention

Sent by brynndragon:

    Guys who are obviously incompatible with me keep messaging me on OKC. How do I make them stop?

If you keep on getting poked
by matches made in Hades
Jocks and bros of middle age
who can't relate to ladies
Take the one who messaged last
Save his profile photo
Set it as your profile pic
and ask whose place to go to.

[Lenin McCarthy]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

Speaking of OK Cupid, one of the guys I've been dating keeps messaging me every time I'm on. It's incredibly annoying and makes me not want to go out with him again.