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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got a job. I'm a line cook.

I am imagining the Very Sarcastic Line Cook right now, and it is good.

[Cain]

Cook all the lines, Hoopla.  It is your destiny.

Seriously though, be sure to memorize how to deal with burns.  Most useful advice I can give to anyone working in a kitchen, right there.

[EK WAFFLR]

Jesus. 2016 marks ten years since I started experimenting with electronic music/noise/ambient. I think this calls for double vinyl gatefold and book. In five copies. and free best-of/rarities (with me, it's the same thing) albums online.

[EK WAFFLR]

Two of my old band pages are still active (WITH MUSIC!) on myspace. Jeez.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

[Doktor Howl]

I got a job. I'm a line cook.

Excellent.

[President Television]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

Not gonna lie, Hawaiian Aquaman sounds pretty cool.

[Doktor Howl]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

Not gonna lie, Hawaiian Aquaman sounds pretty cool.

He's not there to save White folks.  Just saying.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

Not gonna lie, Hawaiian Aquaman sounds pretty cool.

He's not there to save White folks.  Just saying.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

I am picturing Hawaiian Aquaman saying "Fuck off, haole".

[hooplala]

Cook all the lines, Hoopla.  It is your destiny.

Seriously though, be sure to memorize how to deal with burns.  Most useful advice I can give to anyone working in a kitchen, right there.

Yeah second day and that's already very good advice. My knuckles are blinking like stop lights.

[Cain]

Cook all the lines, Hoopla.  It is your destiny.

Seriously though, be sure to memorize how to deal with burns.  Most useful advice I can give to anyone working in a kitchen, right there.

Yeah second day and that's already very good advice. My knuckles are blinking like stop lights.

People always think it will be the knives that get them.  Constant low grade burns featured highly in my first few months in a kitchen. and I wasn't alone in that experience.

[Doktor Howl]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

Not gonna lie, Hawaiian Aquaman sounds pretty cool.

He's not there to save White folks.  Just saying.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

I am picturing Hawaiian Aquaman saying "Fuck off, haole".

Remember when I tried to use the Hawaiian Gods to help keep the breakdown spirits away?

Bad move.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

Not gonna lie, Hawaiian Aquaman sounds pretty cool.

He's not there to save White folks.  Just saying.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

I am picturing Hawaiian Aquaman saying "Fuck off, haole".

Remember when I tried to use the Hawaiian Gods to help keep the breakdown spirits away?

Bad move.

Those guys are kind of assholes.

[Doktor Howl]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

Not gonna lie, Hawaiian Aquaman sounds pretty cool.

He's not there to save White folks.  Just saying.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

I am picturing Hawaiian Aquaman saying "Fuck off, haole".

Remember when I tried to use the Hawaiian Gods to help keep the breakdown spirits away?

Bad move.

Those guys are kind of assholes.

I'm sticking with Papa Legba.  He likes everyone.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Supposed to be writing lesson plans writing now. Instead i am reading articles about white privilege/MRA culture and why there should be a hawaiian Aquaman.

Not gonna lie, Hawaiian Aquaman sounds pretty cool.

He's not there to save White folks.  Just saying.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

I am picturing Hawaiian Aquaman saying "Fuck off, haole".

Remember when I tried to use the Hawaiian Gods to help keep the breakdown spirits away?

Bad move.

Those guys are kind of assholes.

I'm sticking with Papa Legba.  He likes everyone.