Zen/Discord/Zen Discordianism

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Shrodinger's Cat is the sound of half of one hand clapping. What's the other?

[Penumbral]

what is the sound of half a hand jacking off?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

what is the sound of half a hand jacking off?

You have to ask?

What's the sound of wanking with out hands, penis, or body?

[B23.77]

Yoink!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Yoink!

Damned!

::Shootinates Buddha. Takes enlightenment from his corpse. Hands enlightenment to Doxxo::

[EvilPoet]

A certain Zen teacher celebrated with his students, drinking sake
and whiskey until after midnight, then rose next morning before
dawn.

Peevish, he expressed annoyance that his American students had
not risen in time to do zazen before morning service.

When they murmured that their sluggishness might be accounted
for by all the drink, the teacher snapped, "Sake is one thing, and
zazen is another! They have nothing to do with each other!"

Source: Essential Zen

[Trollax]

A certain Zen teacher celebrated with his students, drinking sake
and whiskey until after midnight, then rose next morning before
dawn.

Peevish, he expressed annoyance that his American students had
not risen in time to do zazen before morning service.

When they murmured that their sluggishness might be accounted
for by all the drink, the teacher snapped, "Sake is one thing, and
zazen is another! They have nothing to do with each other!"

Source: Essential Zen

I often feel like this after staying up til two am writing essays, getting up at 7, going to uni for 5 hours straight worth of lectures, then going to singing for 2 hours, then going to the pictures, before arriving home at midnight. Although I could also argue just as equally that the separation of events is a little bit ludochrist in itself, but it's a perceptual matter more than a physical one. Flexibility after all.

[Z³]

Yoink!

Thats the sound of something being snatched.

[EvilPoet]

Gettan used to say to his companions, "When you have a talking mouth,
you have no listening ears. When you have listening ears, you have no
talking mouth. Think about this carefully."

Source: Zen Antics

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

What is the sound of the donut hole thinking?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

St. Hugh, KSC
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:38 am    Post subject:      

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::kills the Buddha again. Pulls enlightenment from her corpse. Hands enlightenment to Malaul::

::Zombifies the Buddha::
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Kallisti!

"If you think the problem is bad now,
just wait until we've solved it."

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Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:49 am    Post subject:      

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youre just a killing machine arentcha tonight?
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(and all cats)

When in doubt, fuck it
When not in doubt, GET in doubt


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St. Hugh, KSC
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:59 am    Post subject:      

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::stabbinates half of Thailand and then passes out somewhere on some Pacific Island from tequila/coffee coma::
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"If you think the problem is bad now,
just wait until we've solved it."

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Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:37 pm    Post subject:      

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where is the caffeine patch whne you need it?
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(and all cats)

When in doubt, fuck it
When not in doubt, GET in doubt


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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:13 pm    Post subject:      

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"If organized religion is the opium of the masses,
then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the
lunatic fringe." -Kerry Thornley

[EvilPoet]

"If you think you know what the hell is
going on, you're probably full of shit."
-card on R.A.W.'s desk

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

"If you think you know what the hell is
going on, you're probably full of shit."
-card on R.A.W.'s desk

"That card is so full of shit!"

- Organized Moral People for a More Moral World

[EvilPoet]

"Bullshit makes the flowers grow & that's beautiful."
-Principia Discordia

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

"Bullshit makes the flowers grow & that's beautiful."
-Principia Discordia

"The Principia Discordia has been mispelled.
The correct spelling is ARF!
Sorry for any misunderstanding."

- PD Society for True False Erudition