Analyse this...

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I would have gone all Freud, but the Furry shot was too good to miss out on.

Thanks Cain.

I think the International Masonic Conspiracy: Interweb Branch may need to do a fake science article.




Also, LOL: Space AIDS.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I have to ask, had you purchased gas that day, or were you planning on doing so the next?

'Cause I think a lot of people feel elephant fucked after fueling up here lately!

[P3nT4gR4m]

How did the urethra feel?

plush

also: space aids are confirmed. I have five of them apparently

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[P3nT4gR4m]

:Bump:

.. cos I felt I should say hi.

I'm currently spending 24/7 trying to accumulate all the money in the world and thus end capitalism as we know it, so I don't have much time to post, but I do lurk around occasionally.

[P3nT4gR4m]

*Bump for pixies benefit*

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

*Bump for pixies benefit*

'ankoo p3nt.

less pr0n and cheese before bed, would has been my advice 2 years ago!

[AFK]

Too much junk in your trunk. 

[Richter]

BUMP

I've got one to throw out to the group.

This dream plays out movie style, like I'm watching it all happen 3rd person.  It's about these two manhattan project scientists, one male and one female, who get drunk at a cocktail party (For some reason at a hospital) and go upstairs for sloppy sex. As they are getting it on atop one of those inconveniently narrow gurneys, they start to slip, and fall ass over kettle to the floor.

The guy is knocked out.  This does NOTHING to stop the action, and the lady moves down to the guy's waistline, only to discover a distinct lack of peen.

In fact he's a chick.

In fact he had been hiding this and mimicing the presence of wang by some how slight - of - handing a dead chimpanzee with SERVERE pattern baldness all over it's body, and somehow despite drunkeness and a roll in the hay, it's taken him going unconscious before this became apparent.

She fails her sanity roll, and looses consciousness.

...and thus the dream ended. 

[LMNO]

My interpretation: Stop eating vindaloo before going to bed.

[Cain]

I went on a long holiday with loads of my old school and Uni friends in my dream.  I definitely remember going to Estonia and Lithuania.  There was some sort of massive party going on in Tallinn which was fairly awesome.  We were then meant to go to Moscow, but somehow ended up in Afghanistan, which wasn't half as dangerous as most people make out, though it was very hilly.

Basically, my subconscious knows fuck all about geography or current affairs.

[Cain]

OK, last night's dream - very odd.  To the point I'm starting to wonder if I maybe I've forgotten something, and it's only coming through in my sleep.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

I once had a dream where I was in a white room, and I was performing really simple tasks, like stacking bricks and writing my name on a piece of paper... in crayon.  Then people in white coats would come over and pat me on the head and say stuff like "well done" and "you're doing really well dear", in spectacularly patronising tones.

I think this means I need to post less on PD before sleep.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I once had a dream where I was in a white room, and I was performing really simple tasks, like stacking bricks and writing my name on a piece of paper... in crayon.  Then people in white coats would come over and pat me on the head and say stuff like "well done" and "you're doing really well dear", in spectacularly patronising tones.

I think this means I need to post less on PD before sleep.

*pats you on the head*

That was a very good post.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I once had a dream where I was in a white room, and I was performing really simple tasks, like stacking bricks and writing my name on a piece of paper... in crayon.  Then people in white coats would come over and pat me on the head and say stuff like "well done" and "you're doing really well dear", in spectacularly patronising tones.

I think this means I need to post less on PD before sleep.

*pats you on the head*

That was a very good post.

Beat me to it!