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Zombie outbreak speads to Maryland

Started by Cain, May 31, 2012, 10:14:16 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#15
June 01, 2012, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM

Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe.  :evilmad:

That is a offal pun.  :lulz:

I hate puns, that was done by mistake  :fnord: (the joys of not being english-native speakr)

So that one must have been gut instinct?
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The Johnny

#16
June 01, 2012, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 05:39:36 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 01, 2012, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 01, 2012, 02:57:57 AM

Yes, its like the zombie apocalypse, just without the undeads part, how tripe.  :evilmad:

That is a offal pun.  :lulz:

I hate puns, that was done by mistake  :fnord: (the joys of not being english-native speakr)

So that one must have been gut instinct?

Well, by fleshing out the possibilities, i think it to be true!
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Nephew Twiddleton

#17
June 01, 2012, 07:38:57 PM
Rwhn- based on the name of that article i think im going to enjoy it.
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Freeky

#18
June 01, 2012, 08:18:50 PM
Hey, these people are just getting in on the cannibalism action now and beating the rush!

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
June 01, 2012, 08:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 01, 2012, 08:18:50 PM
Hey, these people are just getting in on the cannibalism action now and beating the rush!

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Anna Mae Bollocks

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June 01, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
June 01, 2012, 08:42:56 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#22
June 01, 2012, 08:46:22 PM
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Elder Iptuous

#23
June 01, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 01, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

Via ECH.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

according to the author of that Cracked article WHN linked, we're just Lo5ing it because the media is just snowballing the sensation of  omgzombies...

but is there really this much longpork consumption on a regular basis?

Freeky

#24
June 01, 2012, 09:47:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2012, 08:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 01, 2012, 08:18:50 PM
Hey, these people are just getting in on the cannibalism action now and beating the rush!

YUO STOLE MAH BIT. 
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Nephew Twiddleton

#25
June 01, 2012, 09:54:25 PM
Id put it to contemporary cultures obsession with zombies. Serial killers and cannibals arent the same as a reanimated corpse. I thought it was funny when ech said it on facebook but then its like everyone i know saw it and decided to regurgitate it. And then people started emailing me zombie stuff.
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#26
June 01, 2012, 10:00:46 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 09:54:25 PM
Id put it to contemporary cultures obsession with zombies. Serial killers and cannibals arent the same as a reanimated corpse. I thought it was funny when ech said it on facebook but then its like everyone i know saw it and decided to regurgitate it. And then people started emailing me zombie stuff.

It's like our fucked up coyotes with mange and deformities. Instead of digging up whatever is causing it, the news outlets are like "ANOTHER CHUPACABRA HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN FAYETTEVILLE!!!!! Details at ten."
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Nephew Twiddleton

#27
June 01, 2012, 10:03:35 PM
Yes- except i havent seen anything in the news to suggest theyre digging the zombie thing. Just the internet. So instead of getting infotainment the audience is making it infotainment.
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Triple Zero

#28
June 01, 2012, 10:07:04 PM
I'm biting my tongue ...
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#29
June 01, 2012, 10:11:09 PM
Over what?
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