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#76
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Spagbook
June 05, 2010, 12:36:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 04, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 04, 2010, 08:01:59 AM
Jesus you look 12 or something. 

You always look 18, come to think of it.

You'll be glad about that in a few years.

If my mom is anything to judge by, I'll look young and pretty forever.  :D
#77
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Spagbook
June 05, 2010, 12:35:20 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 04, 2010, 09:08:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 03, 2010, 07:07:03 AM
what everybody else said, plus FUCK DAMN I WAANT YOUR HAIR




PS sorry Badge ;)

Forgot to  :lulz: at this.   :lulz:
#78
The :cn: is the whole caveman theory.  I for one am fucking tired of it. 
#79
I don't think it's possible to say whether men's sex drive is stronger or more direct.  Given that almost everything we know (scientifically) about desire and libido come from surveys, I would say that men and women may talk about their desires differently, but the fundamental desire to have sex isn't going to be weaker for half the population.  That's just not evolutionarily sound.
#80
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Spagbook
June 04, 2010, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 04, 2010, 05:23:37 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 04, 2010, 08:01:59 AM
Jesus you look 12 or something. 

:x I know, and I don't know how fix it.

Different glasses, and stop letting your hair part in the middle. 
#82
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Spagbook
June 04, 2010, 08:01:59 AM
Jesus you look 12 or something. 
#83
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tonights menu
June 03, 2010, 09:09:43 PM
It is a mystery.  My work said they'd provide "something" because the cafeteria is closed today.
#84
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Kittens
June 03, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
PS spaying your cat is cheaper than giving proper care to your cat plus 7 kittens.
#85
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Kittens
June 03, 2010, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 03, 2010, 06:09:35 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 05:59:12 PM
Congrats and get that bitch spayed asap.

Please to send $300 US. Thanks.

There are places all over the country that give discounted/free spays and neuters.
#86
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Kittens
June 03, 2010, 05:59:12 PM
Congrats and get that bitch spayed asap.
#87
I was just saying that they're comparable, not that one is worse than the other.  I've had a reasonable amount of experience with male erectile dysfunction (because I'm scary in bed  :lulz: ) and I've had experience with my own occasional dysfunction.  Mine isn't quite so tied to my ego but that doesn't stop me from feeling really bad, especially if I'm horny and I really want to get off and I can't.

Also, I forgot to point out the existence of vaginismus, for which there is no pill.  Female sexual dysfunction is very poorly studied and there isn't really any medical recourse for it.  At least men have the option of viagra, even if it hurts their pride to need it.  Again, not that women have it worse.
#88
You're weirdly vehement about this.  Having to tell someone no or suffer pain (ie not being able to perform) is pretty fucking rough.  You, as a male, might think not having a visual cue isn't as bad, but it is.  Having to say "this isn't happening right now" without any obvious proof when your partner is ready to go is an unpleasant conversation.  The other option, gritting your teeth and hoping it'll be over fast, is even worse.  Having a limp dick hurts your ego.  Having unaroused sex hurts your vagina.
#89
Discordian Recipes / Re: Icecream debauchery
June 03, 2010, 07:02:19 AM
You don't need to be a freak like me per se but you need to get down with your bad self, know what I mean?
#90
Discordian Recipes / Re: Icecream debauchery
June 03, 2010, 06:48:32 AM
Cinnamon ice cream is awesome.  Even better if you're a total freak like me, roast a stick of cinnamon and then grind it in a coffee grinder and then put it in ice cream--it's very intense and much spicier than pre-ground.