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#91
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Spagbook
June 03, 2010, 06:40:13 AM
You forgot the one where I look like a total retard!

#92
When a woman is aroused her entire vulva becomes engorged with blood, her vagina changes shape, and her cervix moves to a different position.  So it is entirely possible for a woman to have erectile dysfunction, it's just not as visible.  And yeah, having sex before one is aroused enough can be really painful.  I think they're comparable.
#93
Yes, but LHX didn't pair it with being a dick.
#94
It's the same with every stupid noob who expects this place to be different than it is, and unable to adjust to reality.  And personally, I'm not willing to give her a second chance because her posting style is fucking obnoxious.  Go be "cute" and "outlandish" on Myspace, girl, I'm sure they'll like it there.
#95
Quote from: Richter on June 02, 2010, 08:07:31 PM
I hate that man's face.  It begs to be bludgeoned horribly and awfully.  Nothing else screams "Get the police on the phone, they need to know I'm molesting a whole choir at once!", than having a shitshache like that.  Good read though.

Gee, I wonder if that's deliberate.
#96
Quote6. "Parents should understand that their young kids are not like them and need to have the privacy to fantasize both their good and bad desires. What you may find shocking about the perverse behavior of your child may not even be remembered by your offspring later in life. But what you may pooh-pooh as their silly young fears can be more debilitating to your children than you will ever imagine."

TITCM
#97
People change, some in ways you don't like.  It's best to just remember the person she used to be, and try to preserve what was best about her in your own actions.
#98
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 01, 2010, 08:49:42 PM
Someone I didn't like, because if I only ate peopleI liked, I would be surrounded by people that I hated.

This is the best argument so far.
#99
I can't believe I'm the only one who voted for penis.
#100
Discordian Recipes / Re: Made up foods.
June 01, 2010, 07:07:02 AM
Okay, obviously he meant "decent" and not "good".
#101
Discordian Recipes / Re: Made up foods.
June 01, 2010, 05:44:26 AM
....why would you do that to a good steak.   :x
#102
It's the physical embodiment of oblivion.
#103
I'm glad I'm not anywhere near that hole, just looking at the picture gives me an uncontrollable urge to throw myself down it.
#104
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 10:50:16 AM
FRED you have beautiful eyes, what a great stage for experimental makeup!

BADGE, I have a painting that has you and me in it. I will photograph and post it soon.

Whoa what?
#105
Oh dude your toes are even freakishly longer than mine.