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Started by KittehAmazing, June 09, 2010, 09:23:09 PM

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KittehAmazing

the juicy liquid  shit it pours out. i dont want a fucking soggy hamburger bun, alright? Is that TOO much to ask WORLD?! i would know i would have to suck it up, but come on. i have to deal with that shit all the time like at BBQ's. I dont just have a problem with the ketchup, its the bottles too. its not the design or anything like that. just sometimes people dont pay any attention to what the hell ther are doing. like the crust the ketchup makes around the cap. makes me want to vomit. the worst part of it is that no one bothers to clean the shit. so in the middle of the BBQ i'm cleaning the shit out of the fucking ketchup crusted cap.  :argh!: this is obviously a personal problem or a worldly problem.

Love and Rockets,
PZ
"So Dok, what's the problem with this guy?"
"I don't know, but I have an idea it's a baterial infection."
"But Dok isn't he dying from the knife in his chest?"
"Shut up Mary! Who asked you?"

ThatGreenGentleman

now see, that's why I use tomatoes, not ketchup.  :wink:
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KittehAmazing

i see... thanks for the advise  :kingmeh:
"So Dok, what's the problem with this guy?"
"I don't know, but I have an idea it's a baterial infection."
"But Dok isn't he dying from the knife in his chest?"
"Shut up Mary! Who asked you?"

ThatGreenGentleman

Ohohohoho~ No need to thank me.  :lulz:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Suu

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

-shake well before using.  solves ketchup water problem
-keep your lid clean.  solves crusty problem.  (also avoid using other uncaring ketchup user's bottles, as it seems to bother only you and me in this world)
-the taste.  can't solve it.  ketchup is only good until you discover the superiority of mustard.

the best part about the ketchup bottle is trying to explain to your young son why there is a picture of a pickle on the front of it.
(if you avoid mundane/correct answers, they will keep asking, too, it seems)

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As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 09, 2010, 09:23:09 PM
the juicy liquid  shit it pours out. i dont want a fucking soggy hamburger bun, alright? Is that TOO much to ask WORLD?! i would know i would have to suck it up, but come on. i have to deal with that shit all the time like at BBQ's. I dont just have a problem with the ketchup, its the bottles too. its not the design or anything like that. just sometimes people dont pay any attention to what the hell ther are doing. like the crust the ketchup makes around the cap. makes me want to vomit. the worst part of it is that no one bothers to clean the shit. so in the middle of the BBQ i'm cleaning the shit out of the fucking ketchup crusted cap.  :argh!: this is obviously a personal problem or a worldly problem.

Love and Rockets,
PZ

If you shake the bottle first, the watery stuff won't come out.

Also, you can use the ketchup bottles that have the lid on the bottom, that helps.

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KittehAmazing

Quote from: Iptuous on June 09, 2010, 09:44:47 PM

the best part about the ketchup bottle is trying to explain to your young son why there is a picture of a pickle on the front of it.


a pickle? thats interesting
"So Dok, what's the problem with this guy?"
"I don't know, but I have an idea it's a baterial infection."
"But Dok isn't he dying from the knife in his chest?"
"Shut up Mary! Who asked you?"

ThatGreenGentleman

Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 09, 2010, 09:53:36 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 09, 2010, 09:44:47 PM

the best part about the ketchup bottle is trying to explain to your young son why there is a picture of a pickle on the front of it.


a pickle? thats interesting

I'd also like to know what business a pickle has on a ketchup bottle too. Are the pickle and tomato lovers?
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

KittehAmazing

Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 09, 2010, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 09, 2010, 09:53:36 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 09, 2010, 09:44:47 PM

the best part about the ketchup bottle is trying to explain to your young son why there is a picture of a pickle on the front of it.


a pickle? thats interesting

I'd also like to know what business a pickle has on a ketchup bottle too. Are the pickle and tomato lovers?

Secret lovers thats forbidden in the food world how sad.  :cry:
"So Dok, what's the problem with this guy?"
"I don't know, but I have an idea it's a baterial infection."
"But Dok isn't he dying from the knife in his chest?"
"Shut up Mary! Who asked you?"

ThatGreenGentleman

Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 09, 2010, 10:00:09 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 09, 2010, 09:57:36 PM
Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 09, 2010, 09:53:36 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 09, 2010, 09:44:47 PM

the best part about the ketchup bottle is trying to explain to your young son why there is a picture of a pickle on the front of it.


a pickle? thats interesting

I'd also like to know what business a pickle has on a ketchup bottle too. Are the pickle and tomato lovers?

Secret lovers thats forbidden in the food world how sad.  :cry:

It is. It's like soap operas, except a hell of a lot more interesting.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

KittehAmazing

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 09, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
What the hell is this shit.
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This "shit" is personal against ketchup problems i'm having thank you very much.  :mrgreen:
"So Dok, what's the problem with this guy?"
"I don't know, but I have an idea it's a baterial infection."
"But Dok isn't he dying from the knife in his chest?"
"Shut up Mary! Who asked you?"