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Started by KittehAmazing, June 09, 2010, 09:23:09 PM

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Quote from: Hover Cat on June 11, 2010, 06:08:25 AM
I will only eat boca burgers with fresh made mango salsa, guacamole made from avocados I picked myself, and pickles made by Spanish maidens.

well done,my props to ze chef.  :lulz:
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Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 10, 2010, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 10, 2010, 06:25:30 PM
Looks like this:



I'm pretty sure they don't make it south of the mason-dixon.  I'd prefer Crystal, though. 

Can you get Crystal up there? If not, I'll trade ya.

I think I still have your address.  Stay tuned...

AFK

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 06:46:34 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 11, 2010, 06:08:25 AM
I will only eat boca burgers with fresh made mango salsa, guacamole made from avocados I picked myself, and pickles made by Spanish maidens.

I will eat ANY hamburger.

I don't care the meat is shitty, and I don't even mind if there's no mustard. 

I fucking love hamburgers.

Just don't forget to toast the bun.  That's kind of a deal breaker.

Yes.  169% Troof. 
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: LMNO on June 10, 2010, 05:05:22 PM
No, no no.


Sweat miripoix, add tomatoes and olives, a little anchovy paste for depth, and then cook it down until most of the liquid is gone.

Squid's got you on this one. It's not a compote unless you add some sugar.

what you're describing would be better labeled as.....ketchup.
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East Coast Hustle

also, you fucking heathens, you STEAM the bun.

STEAM.

or GTFO.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Wha?

Ew.

I mean, I've eaten steamed hot dog buns (:fnord:), but hamburger buns?  I'm not seeing that.

AFK

Yeah, steamed buns/rolls are great for hot dogs, though, toasted is pretty good too when its the frankfurter-style.

But for burgers, toasted is the way to go.  Otherwise they get too mushy between the burger juices and condiments. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Also, this discussion has made it a certainty that burgers are on the menu tonight. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus

damn i want a big sloppy burger

the kind where juicy stuff runs down your arms to your elbows

LMNO

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 03:52:09 PM
damn i want a big sloppy burger

the kind where juicy stuff runs down your arms to your elbows


:lmnuendo:


I'm pretty sure there's one in there somewhere.

Sir Squid Diddimus

 :lol:  i kind of set myself up a lot

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Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 11, 2010, 02:35:13 PM
also, you fucking heathens, you STEAM the bun.

STEAM.

or GTFO.

I am deeply disturbed by the idea of a steamed hamburger bun. Properly, they should be buttered and grilled.
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