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Started by PopeTom, June 12, 2010, 08:46:13 AM

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PopeTom

Have you ever had one of those nights where you go home alone but your opposite (or compatible, whatever you want to bang) roommate does bring someone home and you hear them going at it through the walls and when it finally ends all you can think is 'Really, that should have lasted longer'?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

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Elder Iptuous

perhaps next time, you'll take a queue?
it would only be polite, and give the other fellow a chance to recuperate.

P3nT4gR4m

Maybe there was an hour and a half of quiet foreplay that you never heard? Sex aint all about bouncing her skull repeatedly off the headboard.

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PopeTom

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 12, 2010, 06:13:31 PM
Maybe there was an hour and a half of quiet foreplay that you never heard? Sex aint all about bouncing her skull repeatedly off the headboard.

We all come home from the bar at the same time.  So I know roughly when they started and when they finished.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Jasper

Does it bother you because you feel sorry for them, or...?

PopeTom

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 07:41:20 PM
Does it bother you because you feel sorry for them, or...?

More drunkenly (at the time) observing the world around me.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Jasper

Hah, been there before.  :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Nothing wrong with a quickie before bed. Sometime you just want to get off before you fall asleep.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

There's that too.

You should do some long term observation.  Graph the durations over a six month trial.

Of course keep different graphs for different partners.  It may, after all, be a confounding factor.

For science, Tom.  We need to get to the bottom of this shit.

PopeTom

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.

You should do some long term observation.  Graph the durations over a six month trial.

Of course keep different graphs for different partners.  It may, after all, be a confounding factor.

For science, Tom.  We need to get to the bottom of this shit.

If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

BADGE OF HONOR

Man, for a while I had upstairs neighbors who had the most boring sounding sex ever.  I always felt bad for them, when I wasn't pissed that they were waking me up at 7 AM.
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Jasper

Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.

You should do some long term observation.  Graph the durations over a six month trial.

Of course keep different graphs for different partners.  It may, after all, be a confounding factor.

For science, Tom.  We need to get to the bottom of this shit.

If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.

No, that's no good.

Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology.  Try to convince him to help. 

Placid Dingo

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Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.

You should do some long term observation.  Graph the durations over a six month trial.

Of course keep different graphs for different partners.  It may, after all, be a confounding factor.

For science, Tom.  We need to get to the bottom of this shit.

If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.

No, that's no good.

Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology.  Try to convince him to help.  

Wait, won't that affect the integrity of the research?
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Jasper

Hush, we are trying to humiliate somebody here.