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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 07:25:12 PM

Title: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 07:25:12 PM
Due to the passage of this "time" thing (the existence of which has never been proven to my satisfaction, mind you), the "age" requirement for an old-timer has been moved from 2004 to 2006/2007.  Some notes on existant old timers:

1.  LMNO.  LMNO was a mathematician working for some shadowy government organization, until his accident in 2009.  When the leading edge of the blast was about to hit him, he mathematically proved - in his head - that he was not in fact a human, but a creature capable of surviving the blast.  Unfortunately, his proof was too good and he couldn't change himself back, afterward.  This is why LMNO is now a creature resembling a large snapping turtle on steroids, with apparent immunity to fire or overpressure conditions.  As a result, he is in constant demands in those neighborhoods where the Low People congregate.  His stud fees alone exceed the budget of the nation of Mali.

2.  Nigel.  Nigel is the first and only ziplock human being.  She can grow extra orifices at will, but closing them is sometimes a problem.  Though a tireless worker for equal rights, she has pointed out that sasquatchii are not technically human, and thus have no rights.  Her subsequent behavior is a matter of nightmare fuel up in the frozen hell that is the Pacific Northwest.  Nigel's house has many rooms, but all stand empty.  She ate everyone.

3.  Richter:  Richter is a traveling Frottage-Master whose circuit includes the entire East coast.  Richter also enjoys the fame of being the only person ever to put a killing edge on a dandelion.  His favorite color is black, and his favorite food is your dog.  If you see Richter, freeze in place and remain absolutely motionless, as he has eyes like a deer and can only see movement.

4.  Cain:  Cain Aertes is the last surviving member of the Order of the Garter, and was knighted for saving Shoreditch from an invasion from Lambeth, using only a water hose.  Cain is 200 years old, but lies about his age to troll crochet sites for hot young octagenarians.  He once killed a student with a single punch...He was never convicted, as all witnesses killed themselves to avoid having to testify.

5.  East Coast Hustle:  ECH is credited with the final victory in The Great Discordian Civil War, when he beat the old Mgt to death with his penis, inflicting ghastly toxic wounds which made 3 medical examiners retire "for health reasons".  ECH is 3 feet tall, and weighs 600 pounds, but can run like a gazelle.  I was phishing when I met ECH, and he told me "Cast away your keyboard, and I shall make you a fisher of tards."  I've been on this strange ride ever since.

6.  Faust:  Nobody knows anything about Faust, except that he will frequently post cryptic gibberish like "THE WHITE STOAT HAS BEEN SEEN AS FAR AFIELD AS SHREWSBURY!  THIS IS THE END!  ABANDON SHIP".  These prophecies are dismissed by many as typical Irish poetry, the kind you make when you drink turpentine, but I've never been too sure about that.

More to follow.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 07:52:01 PM
7.  V3x:  V3x lives in Phoenix, and the resulting time dialation effects seriously affect his perceptions.  To him, we are all moving at a million miles an hour, and entire generations are born and die in the time it takes for him to blink his eyes.  As a result of his location, he's also stretched out like a ramen noodle, and has to shop at the Big & Tall.  He is also a notorious pervert, and is bent like Joe Theisman's leg.

8.  Net:  Net claims to live in Portland, but everyone there vehemently denies it.  If his shadow touches you, it sucks out your soul.  Net clings to the undersides of cars and draws sustenance from the tailpipe.  His hair grows inside out, so his brain is all furry.  He has a third nostril, which allows him the Godlike wisdom that he dispenses to the masses.  They hate him for it, and he has been outlawed in all states except Maine and Vermont.

Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2012, 07:53:28 PM
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Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 15, 2012, 07:55:11 PM
LNMO is SCIENCE Gamora?
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2012, 07:56:44 PM
HEEEEEEEEYY, SEXAY LAYYDAYYY!
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Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 15, 2012, 07:58:24 PM
Quote7.  V3x:  V3x lives in Phoenix, and the resulting time dialation effects seriously affect his perceptions.  To him, we are all moving at a million miles an hour, and entire generations are born and die in the time it takes for him to blink his eyes.  As a result of his location, he's also stretched out like a ramen noodle, and has to shop at the Big & Tall.  He is also a notorious pervert, and is bent like Joe Theisman's leg.
This is why I can so easily discern the fatal trajectory along which your pitiful species has aligned itself. It is also why my comebacks seem so slow to you all. I am not slow: you are just zipping around like incredibly hard to catch bugs. You know when you see a fly in your house but can't catch it in time, but then you finally catch it 7 days later? Yeah. That wasn't the same fly.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:04:32 PM
9.  P3ntagram:  P3nt is a Scotsman, which means he wears a skirt and eats disgusting food, and goes on all day about "Bonnie Prince Charley", as if the wretched bastard was gonna climb out of his grave and run the English out.  P3nt is involved in some watersport, synchronized swimming I think, and somehow makes a living off of it.  If you can call eating haggis and "tatties and neeps" "living".  P3nt is very active in The Church, and is considered the prime enforcer of Discordian dogma for Edinborough, and is known for throwing apostates in the Tay for their "baptism" of shit, used condoms, and dead junkies.  He is a Libra, and wants to meet a girl that has less body hair than he has.  His favorite color is "curb stomp", and he listens to The Scottish All Male Misery Choir.

Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:09:03 PM
10.  Kai.  Kai is our token born-again Christian, and he spends all day ranting against "evilution", pornography, and the base 10 numbering system (un-Godly, as the bible uses the base 20 system, ie, "three score and ten").  Kai pioneered the breakdancing circuit in Wisconsin, so they threw him out and he had to go live in Ohio.  Needless to say, this didn't go well at all and everybody died.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:15:52 PM
11.  Hoopla.  Hoopla lives somewhere in Siberia (Toronto, IIRC), and writes Russian-style poetry for a living, under the psuedonym "Tolstoy".  These poems usually are about shame and failure, and are inspired primarily by Brian Mulrooney and Mike Harris.  When he actually needs MONEY, though, he does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk.  Yeah.  He does his little turn on the catwalk.  Hoopla is completely bald due to an accident with a food processor, the details of which will remain classified until 2054, out of an interest in public decency.  He owns 376 cats, and named them all Pierre Trudeau, out of admiration for the early Canadian author and philanthropist.  He hates the French, and visits Montreal just to shit on the curb. 
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:21:24 PM
12.  Squiddy.  Squiddy is a bar owner in Florida.  She loves the sunshine state, and she welcomes all Floridians and tourists with a great big hug.  She likes kittens, and tatting lace doilies for beermats.  Her bar is done up as an Appleby's restaurant, because she likes the ambience that generates.  Her hobbies include ballroom dancing, badminton, and bloodsports of all kinds.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:24:35 PM
13.  Burns.  Burns is a Goddamn alien infiltrator, and he stares at me from the monitor of my computer when it's not turned out.  He hates trees and kittens, and is known to throw overpass parties, where he and his vile cohorts drop 55 gallon barrels full of concrete onto families of 5 who are on their way to Sunday school.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Juana on October 15, 2012, 08:29:02 PM
:lulz: Amaze.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Freeky on October 15, 2012, 08:32:33 PM
 :lulz: I can't wait until 2010 is considered old-timey.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:38:48 PM
14.  Reverend What's His Name:  RWHN is an infamous hacker who hasn't left his Russian cyber-bunker since 2006.  He spends most of his time spamming the White House webpage with bad puns and love sonnets to Hillary Clinton.  RWHN has a glandular disorder that means he can only move with the assistance of specially trained, buff midgets, who carry him around on a litter.  His favorite movie is Reefer Madness, and he is a founding member of the Young Republicans.  He likes rainy days and long walks in the park, but his incapability of enjoying those things has resulted in a hate so pure you can bounce lasers off of it.  He is 73 years old, and has three spleens.  He likes to be called Big Poppa.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:40:07 PM
15.  Pope Lecherous.  PL is 10 feet tall.  He'd eat a homeless man if you dared him.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:42:40 PM
16.  Hunter S Durden:  HSD is dead, and has been dead since sometime in 2007.  His widow, Nrrdgirl, is using his name to collect his social security benefits and for freeping polls.  HSD is buried next to Al Capone in Chicago.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cain on October 15, 2012, 08:43:11 PM
There are no all PD old-timers.  This forum is what happens when you run experimental NSA social-influence sockpuppet programs with a Chinese made time-widget...it backdates everything to 2002 and starts from there.  Other bugs include badly parsing texts found elsewhere on the internet and running them through Google Translate three times before posting them.

This forum has only existed since 2009.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:46:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 15, 2012, 08:43:11 PM
There are no all PD old-timers.  This forum is what happens when you run experimental NSA social-influence sockpuppet programs with a Chinese made time-widget...it backdates everything to 2002 and starts from there.  Other bugs include badly parsing texts found elsewhere on the internet and running them through Google Translate three times before posting them.

This forum has only existed since 2009.

The above is true, YET:  This forum was originally a usenet node, and has existed since 1994.  There is no contradiction in the two statements, for reasons that can't be properly explained on a family website.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:53:30 PM
17.  Triple Zero:  000 is the strongest man in all of Belgium, and women's ovaries start spontaneously ejecting ova when he walks by.  Men around him are impotent with helpless hate & rage, and would kill him if he ever went to sleep, which he never does.  He is notorious throughout Europe for "The Incident", in which he put his finger in a dyke to save Amsterdam.  The dyke wasn't impressed, and the resulting battle burned down much of Europe.  The whole thing was covered up, of course, and the damage was blamed on some Bavarian painter with bad hair.  But everyone knows.  Oh yes.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:54:03 PM
So, which one of you old-timers is gonna do my bio?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 08:57:20 PM
Igor:  All anyone knows about Igor is that he posts too much and won't SHUT UP and why can't you just SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP we've heard it all before.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 15, 2012, 09:03:24 PM
TGRR. The Good Reverend Roger is a singularity existing at the deepest point of the spiritual vortex known as Tucson, AZ. In this region, all matter is crushed into an infinitely massive point that resembles a human being, but IS NOT. The extreme gravitational forces in this zone prevent all matter, especially vindaloo, from escaping. However, the anomaly is known to Scientists to spew intense Hate Radiation at all times. This radiation is responsible for the high temperatures and marked irritability which define the Sonoran Desert.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 09:04:45 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 09:03:24 PM
TGRR. The Good Reverend Roger is a singularity existing at the deepest point of the spiritual vortex known as Tucson, AZ. In this region, all matter is crushed into an infinitely massive point that resembles a human being, but IS NOT. The extreme gravitational forces in this zone prevent all matter, especially vindaloo, from escaping. However, the anomaly is known to Scientists to spew intense Hate Radiation at all times. This radiation is responsible for the high temperatures and marked irritability which define the Sonoran Desert.

Ho ho!  I AM Tucson!  :banana:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 15, 2012, 09:09:02 PM
According to the World Trade Encylopaedia, imports of vindaloo into Tucson have risen at an average of 2,500% per year over the previous year for 12 years. "Unrelatedly," that is also the annual budget increase for the City of Tucson's waste treatment department.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 15, 2012, 10:16:33 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 08:21:24 PM
12.  Squiddy.  Squiddy is a bar owner in Florida.  She loves the sunshine state, and she welcomes all Floridians and tourists with a great big hug.  She likes kittens, and tatting lace doilies for beermats.  Her bar is done up as an Appleby's restaurant, because she likes the ambience that generates.  Her hobbies include ballroom dancing, badminton, and bloodsports of all kinds.

I remember that time Squiddy offered an open badminton challenge.  The guy who accepted is still in rehab to overcome his post traumatic reaction to birdies, both the sports equipment and the animal.  She was genuinely hurt and incredulous when there were no more challengers, and why the police insisted that she "put the weapon down" whenever she smiled.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Richter on October 16, 2012, 02:22:21 AM
Dk. HOWL - An enigmatic presence, the good Doktor emerges from time to time to work SCience! upon certain unsuspecting provinces.  If sighted, hide any tools.  Do not expose him to fabrication equipment that can handle any polymer or alloy more substantial than whipped cream.  In between deaths and zappings he has been known to consruct personal relations automata  (beware of any bolts attatching the genital analagous modular units to these, they have been known to fly out the window at the most prudish neighbor in a 30 acre area if left unattended.)  In an optimal world the Good Doktor would be confined to a safe room with good drugs in tyvek skivvies, and not allowed anything more dangerous that 1 meter of twine per day.  For those of us who want our dman jet packs, this is thankfully not the case.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 02:25:58 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 16, 2012, 04:16:39 AM
Hahaha holy fucking hell this  whole thread just made up for a thirteen hour work day.  We can't all be as lucky as lmno: http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=related&v=KMkCPCWbmZk
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 16, 2012, 05:22:29 AM
GLORIOUS!

:mittens:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 16, 2012, 10:25:24 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:

Very Nice!
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 16, 2012, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 07:52:01 PM
8.  Net:  Net claims to live in Portland, but everyone there vehemently denies it.  If his shadow touches you, it sucks out your soul.  Net clings to the undersides of cars and draws sustenance from the tailpipe.  His hair grows inside out, so his brain is all furry.  He has a third nostril, which allows him the Godlike wisdom that he dispenses to the masses.  They hate him for it, and he has been outlawed in all states except Maine and Vermont.

Did I originate from the city of the Weird™? Hell no, I'm from the midwest where we have blackouts, not brownouts. Where we have a fleet of snowplows, not ZOMG2INCHESOFSNOW! Where we have tornadoes and GTFOthegroundfloor, not a light drizzle of rain for a few months. Am I a bona fide Portlander? Absolutely not. I'm from the world of NASCAR, polluted lakes, and bank robberies involving neck-bombs.

Do I "carpool" from the underbellies of motor vehicles? Sure, but I only suck on the tailpipe when the driver blares Miley Ray Cyrus or Nickelback.

And finally, did you really need your "soul"? Really? I mean, come on? What is it worth if you can't sell it? Tick this box if you agree with our terms and conditions. Thank you.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Kai on October 16, 2012, 01:08:21 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 08:09:03 PM
10.  Kai.  Kai is our token born-again Christian, and he spends all day ranting against "evilution", pornography, and the base 10 numbering system (un-Godly, as the bible uses the base 20 system, ie, "three score and ten").  Kai pioneered the breakdancing circuit in Wisconsin, so they threw him out and he had to go live in Ohio.  Needless to say, this didn't go well at all and everybody died.

My reaction was like this:  :argh!: :? :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 02:40:58 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 16, 2012, 10:25:24 AM
:lulz: :lulz:

Very Nice!

You're next.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 16, 2012, 03:26:08 PM
All this before 10 am...WHEEEEEEE  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 16, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
This is awesome! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 16, 2012, 05:35:06 PM
Holy shit!  :lulz: :lulz: I love this!
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 06:43:22 PM
Ratatosk is an Antiperson™.  He hates hippies and anyone who babbles jargon, and becomes violent when confronted with talking points.  He has in fact journeyed to Asia just to put some babbling geeks in their place.  He stands 7 feet tall, and wields a Louisville Slugger that he calls PBG ("Pinealist-Be-Good").  He is the reason the Yogi Bear Cabal went quiet.  Some say he works directly for LMNO, but this has never been proven.  Rat's sins are many, and he brags them all every day, so that we may emulate them.  Rat also has a vestigial twin, though his is just another ass sticking out of his back.  "Ho ho!", he says, "You may have kicked my ass, but it was the WRONG ONE.  Now hold still...This is going to hurt."  He once strangled Oakland.  No, that's not an obscure sports term.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 06:44:21 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 16, 2012, 05:35:06 PM
Holy shit!  :lulz: :lulz: I love this!

DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 06:59:02 PM
TrippinPrincess13 is the nicest person on PD.  She spends most of her time knitting new waterpipes for her city.  Her fingernails are made out of synthetic diamond, because the REASON she can afford to be so nice is that everyone knows what happened to Jimmy Smith when he gave her a hard time.  She slapped his face OFF in one swipe, and wore it as a hat for 3 weeks.  She is 4'2" tall, weighs 35 pounds, and has an extra arm sticking out the back of her neck, like TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR, who copied her. 
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 07:03:29 PM
Sita is PD's resident celebrity.  When she isn't HERE, she's running the Department of Justice, disguised as the fictional entity "Eric Holder".  She can kill a bison with one punch, and last time she punched a PERSON, he disappeared for 17 seconds.  She fights crime with her trusty sidekick Cato, who is a master of martial arts, and wears a dress for some reason.  She is the reason there is no Loch Ness monster.  In her spare time, she raises chupacabras and releases them in Wisconsin.  As a joke. 
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Juana on October 16, 2012, 08:13:38 PM
:lulz: I love Sita's the best thus far, but trippinprincess's hat comes in close for second.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 17, 2012, 01:14:48 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 08:21:24 PM
12.  Squiddy.  Squiddy is a bar owner in Florida.  She loves the sunshine state, and she welcomes all Floridians and tourists with a great big hug.  She likes kittens, and tatting lace doilies for beermats.  Her bar is done up as an Appleby's restaurant, because she likes the ambience that generates.  Her hobbies include ballroom dancing, badminton, and bloodsports of all kinds.

Hey hey now. I don't own, I just take over when I'm there.
My hugs are MOST welcoming. In a come sit on uncle Joe's lap kind of way. Especially if you're a pretty girl. Are you a pretty girl?
Applebees is some high quality shit folks. I mean, it don't get much better than-- oh I can't even keep up that charade. Fuck you.
And coincidentally, I enjoy all 3 of those hobbies. I'm particularly good at #2 and 3.

Fuck you for continuing life without me. This potato is NOT COOKED ALL THE WAY.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK fuck it, it's still good.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 06:44:21 PM
DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.

Wait, then I should know everyone you're posting about.
Who is Sita?
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 01:38:05 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 06:44:21 PM
DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.

Wait, then I should know everyone you're posting about.
Who is Sita?

Well, you might, if you hadn't fucked off for 20 years.

Sita is a member of PD, and has been since 2007.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:45:03 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 01:38:05 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 06:44:21 PM
DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.

Wait, then I should know everyone you're posting about.
Who is Sita?

Well, you might, if you hadn't fucked off for 20 years.

Sita is a member of PD, and has been since 2007.

Well this one somehow escaped my notice.
I remember everyone else (basically).

And for the record I do the disappear thing in real life, too. It's part of my charm/ annoying nature.
Right now people IRL are wondering where the fuck I went. PD is the other side of the coin.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Sita on October 17, 2012, 02:50:52 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 06:44:21 PM
DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.

Wait, then I should know everyone you're posting about.
Who is Sita?
*waves* I'm one of the more quiet folks here. It's understandable if you don't know me :)
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Kai on October 17, 2012, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

Yeah, I guess "Civil War Veteran" fits, though the last 8 years have kind of blurred the context of that mess for me.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Aucoq on October 17, 2012, 05:19:33 AM
Ha ha, these are awesome, Man Yellow!  I especially loved Nigel's.  The idea of a "ziplock human being" and being able to grow extra orifices is a wonderful mixture of disgusting and hilarious.  When I think about it I cringe and laugh at the same time.   :lol:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 17, 2012, 05:22:40 AM
I was rather fond of that one, myself.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 06:49:35 AM
Quote from: Sita on October 17, 2012, 02:50:52 AM
*waves* I'm one of the more quiet folks here. It's understandable if you don't know me :)

Write more.
There's no sense in being quiet.
Not when there are carnivals to talk about.

I'd wave back but I can't get these dick pictures to upload.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: LHX on October 17, 2012, 06:52:14 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on October 17, 2012, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

Yeah, I guess "Civil War Veteran" fits, though the last 8 years have kind of blurred the context of that mess for me.

holy shit -

the civil war era - that shit was a riot

people were catching mad feelings

getting into fights here and posting their emotions on myspace

lol classic
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Verbal Mike on October 17, 2012, 10:53:06 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 06:44:21 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 16, 2012, 05:35:06 PM
Holy shit!  :lulz: :lulz: I love this!

DA RULEZ:  To be considered for a bio, you have to have been a member since 2006/2007 under your current account, and you have to have posted within the last 90 days.
Durnit, I signed up with this account 19 days too late. :argh!:
(I had a different account a year or two earlier where I think all I did was ask if anyone knows where I can buy the PD in the part of the USA I was then about to visit. :lulz:)
But don't mind me - keep going!
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cain on October 17, 2012, 12:33:24 PM
Quote from: LHX on October 17, 2012, 06:52:14 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on October 17, 2012, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

Yeah, I guess "Civil War Veteran" fits, though the last 8 years have kind of blurred the context of that mess for me.

holy shit -

the civil war era - that shit was a riot

people were catching mad feelings

getting into fights here and posting their emotions on myspace

lol classic

Wait, when did you reappear?  Not that I'm not happy to see you in these parts again, just surprised.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: LHX on October 17, 2012, 12:59:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 17, 2012, 12:33:24 PM
Quote from: LHX on October 17, 2012, 06:52:14 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on October 17, 2012, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

Yeah, I guess "Civil War Veteran" fits, though the last 8 years have kind of blurred the context of that mess for me.

holy shit -

the civil war era - that shit was a riot

people were catching mad feelings

getting into fights here and posting their emotions on myspace

lol classic

Wait, when did you reappear?  Not that I'm not happy to see you in these parts again, just surprised.

had to reach out to LMNO

he was trying to pretend he didnt know me -
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: LMNO on October 17, 2012, 01:03:16 PM
I forgots his IRL name on FB.


LMNO
Brain like a sieve.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 03:06:10 PM
Quote from: Aucoq the Fairy Queen on October 17, 2012, 05:19:33 AM
Ha ha, these are awesome, Man Yellow!  I especially loved Nigel's.  The idea of a "ziplock human being" and being able to grow extra orifices is a wonderful mixture of disgusting and hilarious.  When I think about it I cringe and laugh at the same time.   :lol:

Oh, hey, YOU'RE from 2007.

ETA for LHX.  You're in too, bucko.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 06:58:11 PM
Aucog actually IS a chicken.  A product of early CIA experiments, Aucog is the first weaponized barnyard animal.  As a result of these experiments, Aucog is all three genders.  Male, female, and the other one that nobody talks about, and even the CIA just gave up on pronouns entirely and refer to Aucog as "Aucog".  Aucog is kept safe by means of a constant Thorazine drip, which limits Aucog's freakouts - and bodycount - to an acceptable limit.  Aucog's favorite color is axe murder, and Aucog's hobby is using local politicians as toilet paper.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 07:03:41 PM
LHX is the alien love baby of John Glenn and an extra-terrestrial being that appeared to him in the form of Angela Davis.  LHX is, however, illegal in all 50 states, Guam, and Peurto Rico, as he does not meet FDA requirements.  LHX can be illegally obtained in Mexico and certain Asian countries, though "caveat emptor" definitely applies, as the LHX obtained is almost always cut with baking soda or worse.  LHX abuse is reported as rising in rural areas, but more sophisticated drug users in urban areas won't go near him.  Our own RWHN has counseled against LHX as a "gateway drug", and there is some statistical evidence that shows that LHX use can lead to harder drugs, like aspirin and potassium cyanide.  Consult your prescriber before taking LHX.  You should not take LHX if you are pregnant, lactating, or respiring.  Side affects may include rectal bleeding, sudden death, or urges to join right wing cults.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 17, 2012, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 07:03:41 PM
LHX is the alien love baby of John Glenn and an extra-terrestrial being that appeared to him in the form of Angela Davis.  LHX is, however, illegal in all 50 states, Guam, and Peurto Rico, as he does not meet FDA requirements.  LHX can be illegally obtained in Mexico and certain Asian countries, though "caveat emptor" definitely applies, as the LHX obtained is almost always cut with baking soda or worse.  LHX abuse is reported as rising in rural areas, but more sophisticated drug users in urban areas won't go near him.  Our own RWHN has counseled against LHX as a "gateway drug", and there is some statistical evidence that shows that LHX use can lead to harder drugs, like aspirin and potassium cyanide.  Consult your prescriber before taking LHX.  You should not take LHX if you are pregnant, lactating, or respiring.  Side affects may include rectal bleeding, sudden death, or urges to join right wing cults.

This bit brought a smirk to my face.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 17, 2012, 07:31:39 PM
Mwahahaha these are genius.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 07:53:20 PM
Mangove is a filthy old reprobate that lives on an uncharted island in Puget Sound.  The natives worship him as some sort of demon-god, and he takes advantage of this with a lechery so astounding that everyone on the island looks JUST LIKE HIM.  As a result, he has to wear a prosthetic nose so that everyone knows which is the real Mangrove.  Those caught falsely wearing the nose are exiled to Warwick, where they are eventually eaten by the natives.  Mangrove occasionally shells passing yachts, for no good reason.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Mangrove on October 17, 2012, 08:36:59 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 07:53:20 PM
Mangove is a filthy old reprobate that lives on an uncharted island in Puget Sound.  The natives worship him as some sort of demon-god, and he takes advantage of this with a lechery so astounding that everyone on the island looks JUST LIKE HIM.  As a result, he has to wear a prosthetic nose so that everyone knows which is the real Mangrove.  Those caught falsely wearing the nose are exiled to Warwick, where they are eventually eaten by the natives.  Mangrove occasionally shells passing yachts, for no good reason.

:lol:

I ran this bio by the people at Politifact. They rated it 'mostly true'. As for the yacht incident(s)....I did not have a good reason though, I had plenty of bad ones.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 08:51:16 PM
Adjective Noun has the highest post count of any member of PD.  This may not SEEM to be the case, because he once picked a fight with Hirley0, who flipped his time backwards.  So all of his prior posts are now in the future, and you can't see them.  One unexpected benefit of this is that AN is now the perfect ninja and assassin, and has/will kill whomever he pleases, and not get caught, because it HASN'T HAPPENED YET.  Only it has.  You figure it out, this shit gives me a headache.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Aucoq on October 18, 2012, 02:37:09 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 06:58:11 PM
Aucog actually IS a chicken.  A product of early CIA experiments, Aucog is the first weaponized barnyard animal.  As a result of these experiments, Aucog is all three genders.  Male, female, and the other one that nobody talks about, and even the CIA just gave up on pronouns entirely and refer to Aucog as "Aucog".  Aucog is kept safe by means of a constant Thorazine drip, which limits Aucog's freakouts - and bodycount - to an acceptable limit.  Aucog's favorite color is axe murder, and Aucog's hobby is using local politicians as toilet paper.

I love it!  :lulz:

You all stood around laughing and clapping like rubes as you watched my fowl forefathers playing Tic Tac To.  Little did you know that was only the beginning...
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: LHX on October 18, 2012, 05:11:22 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 07:03:41 PM
LHX is the alien love baby of John Glenn and an extra-terrestrial being that appeared to him in the form of Angela Davis.  LHX is, however, illegal in all 50 states, Guam, and Peurto Rico, as he does not meet FDA requirements.  LHX can be illegally obtained in Mexico and certain Asian countries, though "caveat emptor" definitely applies, as the LHX obtained is almost always cut with baking soda or worse.  LHX abuse is reported as rising in rural areas, but more sophisticated drug users in urban areas won't go near him.  Our own RWHN has counseled against LHX as a "gateway drug", and there is some statistical evidence that shows that LHX use can lead to harder drugs, like aspirin and potassium cyanide.  Consult your prescriber before taking LHX.  You should not take LHX if you are pregnant, lactating, or respiring.  Side affects may include rectal bleeding, sudden death, or urges to join right wing cults.

i'm glad you only described my good side -

i can only visit this forum thru a quadruple proxy

the internet thinks i am a slot machine in monte carlo
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 18, 2012, 12:00:41 PM
hey! you forgot about Payne. It's as bad as forgetting about Dre.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cain on October 18, 2012, 12:07:09 PM
And when your miracles wasn't doin too good
Who's the Messiah that they told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you niggas that said that he turned cult
Or the Firm get no result
ya'll are the reason Payne ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 18, 2012, 02:53:24 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 18, 2012, 12:00:41 PM
hey! you forgot about Payne. It's as bad as forgetting about Dre.

I haven't forgotten about Payne.  Oh, no.  I have something special for him.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: hooplala on October 19, 2012, 05:31:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 08:15:52 PM
11.  Hoopla.  Hoopla lives somewhere in Siberia (Toronto, IIRC), and writes Russian-style poetry for a living, under the psuedonym "Tolstoy".  These poems usually are about shame and failure, and are inspired primarily by Brian Mulrooney and Mike Harris.  When he actually needs MONEY, though, he does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk.  Yeah.  He does his little turn on the catwalk.  Hoopla is completely bald due to an accident with a food processor, the details of which will remain classified until 2054, out of an interest in public decency.  He owns 376 cats, and named them all Pierre Trudeau, out of admiration for the early Canadian author and philanthropist.  He hates the French, and visits Montreal just to shit on the curb.

Every word of this is true.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2012, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 19, 2012, 05:31:13 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 08:15:52 PM
11.  Hoopla.  Hoopla lives somewhere in Siberia (Toronto, IIRC), and writes Russian-style poetry for a living, under the psuedonym "Tolstoy".  These poems usually are about shame and failure, and are inspired primarily by Brian Mulrooney and Mike Harris.  When he actually needs MONEY, though, he does his little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk.  Yeah.  He does his little turn on the catwalk.  Hoopla is completely bald due to an accident with a food processor, the details of which will remain classified until 2054, out of an interest in public decency.  He owns 376 cats, and named them all Pierre Trudeau, out of admiration for the early Canadian author and philanthropist.  He hates the French, and visits Montreal just to shit on the curb.

Every word of this is true.

Of course it's true. 

:holyman:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 21, 2012, 03:09:08 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 07:52:01 PM
8.  Net:  Net claims to live in Portland, but everyone there vehemently denies it.  If his shadow touches you, it sucks out your soul.  Net clings to the undersides of cars and draws sustenance from the tailpipe.  His hair grows inside out, so his brain is all furry.  He has a third nostril, which allows him the Godlike wisdom that he dispenses to the masses.  They hate him for it, and he has been outlawed in all states except Maine and Vermont.

(http://i.imgur.com/mZLT4.gif)
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: leln on October 22, 2012, 12:58:21 AM
I'm technically an old-timer? That's just disturbing.

I-see-a-little-silhouetto-of-a-spag. Cramulus! Cramulus! Will you do the wango-tango?
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Juana on October 22, 2012, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Net on October 21, 2012, 03:09:08 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 07:52:01 PM
8.  Net:  Net claims to live in Portland, but everyone there vehemently denies it.  If his shadow touches you, it sucks out your soul.  Net clings to the undersides of cars and draws sustenance from the tailpipe.  His hair grows inside out, so his brain is all furry.  He has a third nostril, which allows him the Godlike wisdom that he dispenses to the masses.  They hate him for it, and he has been outlawed in all states except Maine and Vermont.

(http://i.imgur.com/mZLT4.gif)
:baby:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2012, 04:50:52 AM
Quote from: leln on October 22, 2012, 12:58:21 AM
I'm technically an old-timer? That's just disturbing.

I-see-a-little-silhouetto-of-a-spag. Cramulus! Cramulus! Will you do the wango-tango?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2012, 05:00:16 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 22, 2012, 04:50:52 AM
Quote from: leln on October 22, 2012, 12:58:21 AM
I'm technically an old-timer? That's just disturbing.

I-see-a-little-silhouetto-of-a-spag. Cramulus! Cramulus! Will you do the wango-tango?

:lulz:

Oh shit, how did I miss the small print?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 22, 2012, 05:12:39 AM
It was the BEST PART.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Telarus on October 23, 2012, 04:22:20 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2012, 04:25:20 PM
Quote from: Telarus on October 23, 2012, 04:22:20 PM
:lulz:

So, you and Payne left to go.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 24, 2012, 12:15:55 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 06:43:22 PM
Ratatosk is an Antiperson™.  He hates hippies and anyone who babbles jargon, and becomes violent when confronted with talking points.  He has in fact journeyed to Asia just to put some babbling geeks in their place.  He stands 7 feet tall, and wields a Louisville Slugger that he calls PBG ("Pinealist-Be-Good").  He is the reason the Yogi Bear Cabal went quiet.  Some say he works directly for LMNO, but this has never been proven.  Rat's sins are many, and he brags them all every day, so that we may emulate them.  Rat also has a vestigial twin, though his is just another ass sticking out of his back.  "Ho ho!", he says, "You may have kicked my ass, but it was the WRONG ONE.  Now hold still...This is going to hurt."  He once strangled Oakland.  No, that's not an obscure sports term.

:lulz: :lulz:

Nailed it with Holy Truth!
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2012, 06:38:11 PM
Telarus is the national barometer.  You can read the country's mood just by watching his behavior.  For example, he continously shat his pants from 2001-2005.  One continuous turd that stumped medical science and caused the Vatican to deliberate between an exorcism and just proclaiming him a saint.  We call this turd "Oregon".  Anyway, Telarus is currently a complete schizo who believes that indirectly giving poor peoples' money to rich people will make the poor people rich.  He's not dumb, he's just driven by the mood of people that ARE dumb.  He can't help it.  He's the real victim, here.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2012, 06:43:06 PM
Payne is our messiah.  We have in fact crucified him so many times that we just use D-rings to hang him up, saves on nails.  This is why Payne is rarely here...If it's not the Eurospags stringing him up, it's us in America.  Think of it as revolving door martyrism.  We've stuck spears in his side so often, he installed a zipper, and every time he comes back on the third day, some bastard shoots at him...Because, Goddammit, when WE crucify someone, they should fucking STAY crucified.  Casca Longinius had NOTHING on us.  Strangely enough, Payne is okay with all of this, as if he DIDN'T do it, we'd all have to stop SINNING, and then he wouldn't have any good parties to attend.  Pixie puts up with all of this because being dead doesn't necessarily mean she can't do that THING to him.  You know the one.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2012, 06:56:32 PM
Adjective Noun was tragically born mute, which is why he (she?) never posts.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 24, 2012, 07:12:05 PM
we have an old-timer named Adjective Noun?  was this before my time?
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2012, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on October 24, 2012, 07:12:05 PM
we have an old-timer named Adjective Noun?  was this before my time?

He's here all the time.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on October 24, 2012, 07:36:54 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 06:59:02 PM
TrippinPrincess13 is the nicest person on PD.  She spends most of her time knitting new waterpipes for her city.  Her fingernails are made out of synthetic diamond, because the REASON she can afford to be so nice is that everyone knows what happened to Jimmy Smith when he gave her a hard time.  She slapped his face OFF in one swipe, and wore it as a hat for 3 weeks.  She is 4'2" tall, weighs 35 pounds, and has an extra arm sticking out the back of her neck, like TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR, who copied her.

:lulz:

Why did I not notice this before? I have been quite busy lately (those pipes aren't going to knit themselves you know). I was only trying to help Jimmy out. He was there talk talk talk talking when I noticed he had a little something right there. And oops, still a little more left, and before long....well, you know how those stubborn stains can be sometimes. Jimmy must have gotten bored and wandered off. Even left his hat behind - it was bit moist too. But I do enjoy cleaning so I ran it through the dryer and am just holding onto it until he gets back. Fancy, no?
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Telarus on October 25, 2012, 05:38:47 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2012, 12:57:32 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 17, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

I just want all of you fucks to know that I was SIXTEEN (I think) when I accidentally clicked the wrong link and This Place happened to me. Think about what that can do to a young mind.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 06, 2012, 01:02:22 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 12:57:32 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 17, 2012, 12:54:51 AM
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

I just want all of you fucks to know that I was SIXTEEN (I think) when I accidentally clicked the wrong link and This Place happened to me. Think about what that can do to a young mind.

We don't have to think. 

We've seen your sideburns.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 AM
 :lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 AM
:lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.

Shit, I could have SWORN I'd done one of you.

Tomorrow afternoon.  Your ass is grass, and I'm the snowblower.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2012, 01:34:13 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 06, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 AM
:lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.

Shit, I could have SWORN I'd done one of you.

Tomorrow afternoon.  Your ass is grass, and I'm the snowblower.

I was going to make some comment about Tuscon's weather and your knowledge of snowblowers, and then I remembered...

It's Tuscon. There's probably a snowblower within a mile of your house, being used for something that would haunt my dreams.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:34:13 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 06, 2012, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 AM
:lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.

Shit, I could have SWORN I'd done one of you.

Tomorrow afternoon.  Your ass is grass, and I'm the snowblower.

I was going to make some comment about Tuscon's weather and your knowledge of snowblowers, and then I remembered...

It's Tuscon. There's probably a snowblower within a mile of your house, being used for something that would haunt my dreams.

Yep.

And I had Richter send me instructions on how to adjust it.

TGRR,
Now killing moles and hibernating snakes with ease.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2012, 01:49:28 AM
 :lulz: I never would have thought of setting the blower to spew shredded up chunks of Nature into the neighbor's yard!
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2012, 07:19:15 AM
I just want to point out that last night I had a vivid dream in which Cramulus came back to the board, and in an an effort to win back my affections every single one of my exes put together 100+ page issues of Intermittens: A Cramulus Tribute with the layout and general appearance of Cosmo but with Cramulus made up like Christie Brinkley in a slinky silver cocktail gown on the cover.

And now Cainad is back.

COINCIDENCE???
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2012, 03:07:28 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 06, 2012, 07:19:15 AM
I just want to point out that last night I had a vivid dream in which Cramulus came back to the board, and in an an effort to win back my affections every single one of my exes put together 100+ page issues of Intermittens: A Cramulus Tribute with the layout and general appearance of Cosmo but with Cramulus made up like Christie Brinkley in a slinky silver cocktail gown on the cover.

And now Cainad is back.

COINCIDENCE???

DEFINITELY COINCIDENCE

YOU HAVEN'T SPOILED YOUR OWN SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY OR ANYTHING
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2012, 04:08:51 PM
Cainad is a vicious little shit, who talks to people online, because nobody will get in the same AREA CODE as him in real life.  He still finds "liverpool kissing" to be funny, and for him "ferret legging" never gets old.  He is in fact so tough that he volunteers to be a target on the local firing range.  Cainad lives in New Jersey (the part that's up fairly close to Boston), and sometimes walks around in a fat suit he calls "Chris Christie", which he wears for nefarious purposes (such as unlicensed sumo wrestling and signing legislation).  He is in fact the reason slapping has been outlawed in more reputable sumo wrestling, after he killed William Howard Taft with one blow.  Cainad claims he has no interest in a 2016 bid for the presidency, but in this - as in all things - he lies.  And when he IS president, there'll be NO WHINING.  So everybody shut up.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Juana on November 06, 2012, 04:51:49 PM
:lulz: PERFECT.
Title: Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 06, 2012, 07:04:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2012, 04:08:51 PM
Cainad is a vicious little shit, who talks to people online, because nobody will get in the same AREA CODE as him in real life.  He still finds "liverpool kissing" to be funny, and for him "ferret legging" never gets old.  He is in fact so tough that he volunteers to be a target on the local firing range.  Cainad lives in New Jersey (the part that's up fairly close to Boston), and sometimes walks around in a fat suit he calls "Chris Christie", which he wears for nefarious purposes (such as unlicensed sumo wrestling and signing legislation).  He is in fact the reason slapping has been outlawed in more reputable sumo wrestling, after he killed William Howard Taft with one blow.  Cainad claims he has no interest in a 2016 bid for the presidency, but in this - as in all things - he lies.  And when he IS president, there'll be NO WHINING.  So everybody shut up.

:spit: :mittens:  Hey, that suit comes in damn handy when you need something to stay afloat through the storm surge.

And Taft was asking for it, the cheeky git.