Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 05:40:41 PM

Title: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 05:40:41 PM
Every time I see your user name I see armpit......

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 05:40:41 PM
Every time I see your user name I see armpit......

:lulz:

I see "I arm it".  He's a fucking terrorist.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

Iarmit.

Iason.

Hmmm.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:59:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

Iarmit.

Iason.

Hmmm.

OH NOES!!!

:scared:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Cain on August 17, 2011, 06:02:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

It's short for lazy narm (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/Narm?from=Main.Narm).
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 06:03:49 PM
For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser.  He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun.  He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street.  He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference).  He invented "reverse obstetrics".  He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

Society must be protected.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2011, 06:08:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2011, 06:02:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I see "larmit". Which makes me wonder what larm is. Is it a cross between lard and smarm?

It's short for lazy narm (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/Narm?from=Main.Narm).

That entry made me laugh. Hard.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Cain on August 17, 2011, 06:15:11 PM
You should read all the examples.  From the literature section:

Quote"That's no chicken. It's evil manifest."
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Nadezhda on August 17, 2011, 06:24:42 PM
This is like when my mom was having a brain-tumor seizure, and kept saying "tulip" to the paramedics.  It was... kind of jarring then, but it was memetic how we'd use the word after.  And then she died.

HAHAHHAA TULIP, HAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2011, 06:36:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 17, 2011, 06:15:11 PM
You should read all the examples.  From the literature section:

Quote"That's no chicken. It's evil manifest."

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: LMNO on August 17, 2011, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 06:03:49 PM
For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser.  He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun.  He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street.  He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference).  He invented "reverse obstetrics".  He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

Society must be protected.

I love it when you do that.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Cain on August 17, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
I like seeing Dok referencing Foucault (http://books.google.com/books/about/Society_must_be_defended.html?id=lVJ9lVQV0o8C) as well.

/purposefully missing the point
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 17, 2011, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 06:03:49 PM
For you new people, Iason was an evil man that used to post here before Indianpolis got nuked.

He made a xylophone from live kittens and played it with a taser.  He shot gerbils into traffic with a PVC potato gun.  He blackmailed Mayor Walkup into choking skeeter in public on Congress Street.  He strangled Oakland (this is not an obscure sports reference).  He invented "reverse obstetrics".  He convinced Rick Perry to run for president.

He was a friend of mine and a colleague, but I have to say that the government did the right thing.

Society must be protected.

I love it when you do that.

What, tell the horrible truth about Iason?
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2011, 07:27:13 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:

Well, as long as you aren't going to be making any "Orphan Flambe", I think it will be okay.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: LMNO on August 18, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:

Your name is "Irritable Varmit"?
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2011, 07:36:58 PM
I.R. Mittens?

:mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 18, 2011, 07:39:21 PM
Insatiable Marmit?

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Cain on August 18, 2011, 07:59:43 PM
I'm Really an Armpit?

iarmit's terrible secret revealed, ITT
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 18, 2011, 08:01:29 PM
Indefensible Armitage?
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2011, 08:05:09 PM
I Am Really Manson's Indigent Toddler?
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Freeky on August 18, 2011, 08:07:05 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Dimocritus on August 18, 2011, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2011, 07:59:43 PM
I'm Really an Armpit?

iarmit's terrible secret revealed, ITT

X-posted for relevance: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29605.0
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 18, 2011, 08:34:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2011, 08:05:09 PM
I Am Really Manson's Indigent Toddler?

Thay are all good but this one hit me just right and was :sodamonitor:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 18, 2011, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2011, 08:05:09 PM
I Am Really Manson's Indigent Toddler?

Thread over.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Triple Zero on August 18, 2011, 10:01:26 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:

If that's the good portion of your last name, I'm not sure if I want to know the other part.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Dimocritus on August 18, 2011, 10:27:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 18, 2011, 10:01:26 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:

If that's the good portion of your last name, I'm not sure if I want to know the other part.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:04:59 PM
I think I am starting to doubt mine own moniker now. Oh, and let me
assure you, I am not a robotic armpit.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 19, 2011, 08:12:09 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:04:59 PM
I think I am starting to doubt mine own moniker now. Oh, and let me
assure you, I am not a robotic armpit.

Oh yeah?  Prove it!!!

:postpics:

It's obligatory......   :wink:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:04:59 PM
I think I am starting to doubt mine own moniker now. Oh, and let me
assure you, I am not a robotic armpit.

Fess up.

You're the ghost of Iason, come back for a terrible revenge.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 08:16:36 PM
OH SHIT PD IS HAUNTED.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:40:29 PM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13452_405816147404_617007404_4410349_2757886_n.jpg)

Don't say I didn't warn you  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:40:29 PM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13452_405816147404_617007404_4410349_2757886_n.jpg)

Don't say I didn't warn you  :kingmeh:

WOMPs to follow.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2011, 08:42:28 PM
The quiet dignity.  The hat.  The superbly trimmed facial hair.  The fucking hat.

Love the photo.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:44:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 08:41:56 PM
WOMPs to follow.

Quite honestly, Dok, I would disappointed if there weren't. I had to dig
through the files to find that one for you lot
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 08:46:12 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:44:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 08:41:56 PM
WOMPs to follow.

Quite honestly, Dok, I would disappointed if there weren't. I had to dig
through the files to find that one for you lot

Expect something this weekend.

With the fucking hat still on.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 08:47:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2011, 08:42:28 PM
The quiet dignity. The hat.  The superbly trimmed facial hair. The fucking hat.

Love the photo.

:lulz:  I approve of this message.


Also, my reaction to that hat:  :spittake:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:40:29 PM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13452_405816147404_617007404_4410349_2757886_n.jpg)

Don't say I didn't warn you  :kingmeh:

:lulz: You have pleased Nigel.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 08:51:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:40:29 PM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13452_405816147404_617007404_4410349_2757886_n.jpg)

Don't say I didn't warn you  :kingmeh:

:lulz: You have pleased Nigel.

This is a good thing, Iarmit.  If Dark Empress Nigel was displeased, you'd be wondering where your prostate went.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 09:18:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 08:51:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: iarmit on August 19, 2011, 08:40:29 PM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13452_405816147404_617007404_4410349_2757886_n.jpg)

Don't say I didn't warn you  :kingmeh:

:lulz: You have pleased Nigel.

This is a good thing, Iarmit.  If Dark Empress Nigel was displeased, you'd be wondering where your prostate went.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Dimocritus on August 19, 2011, 09:53:18 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:

Good show! Good Show!

This is why I associate with this spag.

Well, that and he let me thread-jack his newspaper a few times.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Don Coyote on August 20, 2011, 01:02:06 AM
I couldn't breathe for 5 minutes because of that. :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 04:49:43 AM
Quote from: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:

I'd like to say that it took me five years before I felt safe disclosing my real identity to this crazed pack of bloodlusty, infectious, sociopath ghouls.
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Freeky on August 20, 2011, 06:34:00 AM
Quote from: navkat on August 20, 2011, 04:49:43 AM
Quote from: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:

I'd like to say that it took me five years before I felt safe disclosing my real identity to this crazed pack of bloodlusty, infectious, sociopath ghouls.

Who are you calling a sociopath?
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Don Coyote on August 20, 2011, 06:49:01 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 20, 2011, 06:34:00 AM
Quote from: navkat on August 20, 2011, 04:49:43 AM
Quote from: iarmit on August 18, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Hate to disappoint, but my moniker, is simply my first initial and a good
portion of my last name. You are free to draw what ever conclusions you wish  :mrgreen:

I'd like to say that it took me five years before I felt safe disclosing my real identity to this crazed pack of bloodlusty, infectious, sociopath ghouls.

Who are you calling a sociopath?

Me?
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: Nadezhda on August 20, 2011, 05:36:01 PM
According to my Professor, all CEO's are sociopathic elites who have a big gigantic conspiracy to enslave the world.  After several weeks of several hours a day with her, I'm starting to believe and am seeing conspiracies everywhere.  TIMES TO GO STALK GLP AGAIN LOLS
Title: Re: ATTN: iarmit
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 06:01:10 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on August 20, 2011, 05:36:01 PM
According to my Professor, all CEO's are sociopathic elites who have a big gigantic conspiracy to enslave the world.  After several weeks of several hours a day with her, I'm starting to believe and am seeing conspiracies everywhere.  TIMES TO GO STALK GLP AGAIN LOLS

I saw a documentary that put the corporation thing into perspective for me thusly:

1. a corporation's sole legal obligation is to make money and grow infinitely for its shareholders.
2. Corporation is not allowed to act ethically or in a way which is counter-productive to that goal or reduces its advantages in any way.
3. To be incorporated under the current legal terms means to be cutthroat and to lie, cheat, connive, and even steal so long as such tactics don't cause more disadvantage than advantage. "Following the law" has nothing to do with this. "Public good" also has nothing to do with this since the corporate personhood debacle. it's about what the corporation can get away with on behalf of making a profit for its shareholders and whether or not the consequences of getting caught doing something wrong outweigh the advantages of continuing to do that thing. Since a corporation is a person that can't in itself be jailed, its governing bodies will continue (and in fact, are obliged to continue) doing a thing for which it continuously pays sanctions in a court of law, so long as those sanctions are the lesser cost between the loss from paying the fines and the cost of discontinuing the illegal-but-profitable behaviour/infraction.
4. Any CEO or leader or body within the corporation's ranks who acts in contrary to the corporation's interests (Ie: making ALL the money and leaving NOTHING for others) is breaching contract, breaking the law and can be held liable for damages on behalf of the shareholders even in what he did was "the right thing" and in accordance with civil laws. The body within the corporation can do something ethical which makes him a hero in our world, yet still be raked over the coals in a corporate suit by the same people clapping him on the back on the way out of the criminal courtroom if following the law cost the shareholders money.

This paradox is what makes corporations inescapably evil. The corporate structure is not the sum of its parts, but rather, a monster with a life and agenda of its own.