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Time to throw in the towel

Started by NewSpag, April 26, 2012, 12:57:21 AM

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I don't want to topple the machine. I want to steal it and drive the bastard up the wrong side of the motorway at 120mph, just to see the looks on everyones faces. Altruistic to a fault, that's me 8)

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Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2012, 02:04:23 AM
The Machine is a verb.
Your statement is senseless.
is it verified poptart, Dok?
i figured him goneforgood...
You guys really seem to dislike this poptart fellow.  I am (probably) not him (after all how can I know for sure?).  But I'm curious, what did he do to get your panties in such a knot?

He (you) started out as a fairly hilarious troll, with a seemingly unlimited amount of proxies.

Then you got boring, posting shit like the OP.  Really, Poptard...It's like you don't care, anymore.
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Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 12:57:21 AM
Guyz I think its time to throw in the towel.  We've been trying to topple the Machine for a long time now.  Every time we topple it nothing happens.  Might it be a platonic solid?

Let's see, there's five platonic solids.

Nope, none of them is the Machine.

You can kind of tell by them not being highly complex adaptive dynamic systems and having no more than 20 vertices and 30 edges, max.

Next stupid question!

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Wait, platonic solid is actually a thing?  God damn, I love science.

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Platonic solids are what Plato was fed on after 6 months of age.  Before then it was Platonic Breast Milk

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Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 26, 2012, 05:20:31 PM
Wait, platonic solid is actually a thing?  God damn, I love science.
iirc several dice are platonic solids.

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Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2012, 05:23:53 PM
Platonic solids are what Plato was fed on after 6 months of age.  Before then it was Platonic Breast Milk

I vastly prefer this explanation.
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Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2012, 05:23:53 PM
Platonic solids are what Plato was fed on after 6 months of age.  Before then it was Platonic Breast Milk

:lol:

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Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 04:52:10 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 12:57:21 AM
Guyz I think its time to throw in the towel.  We've been trying to topple the Machine for a long time now.  Every time we topple it nothing happens.  Might it be a platonic solid?

Let's see, there's five platonic solids.

Nope, none of them is the Machine.

You can kind of tell by them not being highly complex adaptive dynamic systems and having no more than 20 vertices and 30 edges, max.

Next stupid question!

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Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2012, 05:45:19 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2012, 02:04:23 AM
The Machine is a verb.
Your statement is senseless.
is it verified poptart, Dok?
i figured him goneforgood...
You guys really seem to dislike this poptart fellow.  I am (probably) not him (after all how can I know for sure?).  But I'm curious, what did he do to get your panties in such a knot?

Nothing really. He just keeps coming back and posting a bunch of dumb shit. It's like having a rat in the kitchen you can't seem to trap.

Except it's a sugary pastry that you just know is filled with gooey red raspberry flavored gooey-bits.
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Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 04:52:10 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 26, 2012, 12:57:21 AM
Guyz I think its time to throw in the towel.  We've been trying to topple the Machine for a long time now.  Every time we topple it nothing happens.  Might it be a platonic solid?

Let's see, there's five platonic solids.

Nope, none of them is the Machine.

You can kind of tell by them not being highly complex adaptive dynamic systems and having no more than 20 vertices and 30 edges, max.

Next stupid question!

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It was a simple process of elimination, really.

The icosahedron passed its Fort-Save on the first round but I made it roll again.
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Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2012, 02:37:40 AM
It was a simple process of elimination, really.

The icosahedron passed its Fort-Save on the first round but I made it roll again.

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