Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
Until the vikings show up.
And the Big Gay Cowboys.
You rang, pardner?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/cowboy.jpg)
*scared*
Do Never Test the Big, Gay Cowboys.
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
nope. rum-fueled-rampages are more fun than discipline and meditation. Case closed.
Pirates also accepted homosexuality, which allows for Big Gay Pirates.
FAP
actually, feudal Japan was a hotbed of homosexuality the likes of which hasn't been seen since.
but assuming there are no vikings, Pirates still > Ninjas.
Thats true, I forgot that.
Pirates also still win, because Ninjas are only dangerous on their own. Check it out. Every movie, the more ninjas there are, the more they suck at fighting. Ninjas only pose a threat when solo.
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
(http://343gs.com/files/images/composite_santa.jpg)
Composite Santa could kick both of their asses.
Slightly Camp Dwarf Mongols would even beat Vikings.
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
Quote from: Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
If
that's the criteria, I know a lot more Big, Gay Cowboys than either pirates
or ninjas.
since the number of pirates is tied to global warming.. wait and we will see who wins
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/telarus/fnord/monkeypirate.png)
Haven't we already gone over this territory? Monkies are automatically Ninjas, and the PD Pirate Monkey pwns them all, due to incorporating Pirates, Ninjas, Monkies and Robots.... which still leaves room for his Big Gay Cowboy minions. :lulz:
Quick, Roll Initiative.
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2009, 04:11:02 PM
Thats true, I forgot that.
Pirates also still win, because Ninjas are only dangerous on their own. Check it out. Every movie, the more ninjas there are, the more they suck at fighting. Ninjas only pose a threat when solo.
Oh yeah?!...w...well...you're a poop-poop head, so there!!
http://npzr.org/
Quote from: Telarus on January 29, 2009, 08:44:49 PM
Haven't we already gone over this territory? Monkies are automatically Ninjas, and the PD Pirate Monkey pwns them all, due to incorporating Pirates, Ninjas, Monkies and Robots.... which still leaves room for his Big Gay Cowboy minions. :lulz:
Why not Big Gay <etc> Monkies as well? May as well hit all the boxes, if your modding them with laaaaazors why not give them those scary prehensile dophin cocks and have done?
Although the chainsaw legs might make things interesting if they had sex with anyone at all really.
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
A spurious argument if there ever was. Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen. That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are.
Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports -- because pirates lose to soldiers! The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates? The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates? Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.
The The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries. No army can kill an invisible foe!
Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle"). Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).
Seriously. Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.
I recorded some pirate stories for Radio Free Discordia. Once this thing gets launched, you'll have to tune in and hear the tales of some bad ass pirates.
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
A spurious argument if there ever was. Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen. That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are.
Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports -- because pirates lose to soldiers! The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates? The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates? Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.
The The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries. No army can kill an invisible foe!
Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle"). Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).
Seriously. Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.
I'm going to invade your yacht and ransom you back to your family
Quote from: Scientician Faust on February 06, 2009, 02:27:45 PM
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
A spurious argument if there ever was. Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen. That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are.
Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports -- because pirates lose to soldiers! The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates? The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates? Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.
The The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries. No army can kill an invisible foe!
Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle"). Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).
Seriously. Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.
I'm going to invade your yacht and ransom you back to your family
If you get enough, would you consider funding a PD pirate ship adventure???? :evil:
You can come pillage with us if you want :D
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2009, 03:58:28 PM
Pirates also accepted homosexuality, which allows for Big Gay Pirates.
:fap:
Quote from: Dirtytime on January 29, 2009, 04:04:29 PM
actually, feudal Japan was a hotbed of homosexuality the likes of which hasn't been seen since.
but assuming there are no vikings, Pirates still > Ninjas.
:fap: :fap:
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
And cowboys beat ninjas.
I can prove this.
A Smith and Wesson beats a Shuriken.
A great dirty big horse beats funny little shoes that may or may not let you run across open water.
Big and Gay beats EVERYTHING.
Wearing the same clothes for weeks, unwashed (until you get thrown into a water trough), beats the fundamentalist Islam style burka ninjas are forced to wear.
Quote from: bds on February 09, 2009, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2009, 12:37:39 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
And cowboys beat ninjas.
I can prove this.
Do it. Please.
No shadows to hide in at high noon. Ninja gets shot.
TGRR,
Finishing arguments 3 years after the fact.
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.
Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country. It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.
Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country. It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.
This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow
anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet.
Inside your boots.
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.
Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country. It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.
This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.
We all pray for solar eclipses, to block the sun and let some light in. But those don't happen very often.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:30:12 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.
Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country. It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.
This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.
We all pray for solar eclipses, to block the sun and let some light in. But those don't happen very often.
The real mystery is that this isn't even the hottest part of the day.
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
A spurious argument if there ever was. Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen. That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are.
Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports -- because pirates lose to soldiers! The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates? The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates? Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.
The The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries. No army can kill an invisible foe!
Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle"). Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).
Seriously. Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.
Ninjas lose because they are mired in cartesian duality.
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.
The Big Gay Cowboy hides monster cocks
in his own butt.
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
Dear Internet.
I hate you and your memes. Case closed.
Twid,
3 years later