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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM

Title: FACT!!
Post by: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2009, 11:04:17 AM
Until the vikings show up. 
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Payne on January 29, 2009, 12:26:18 PM
And the Big Gay Cowboys.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2009, 12:44:59 PM
You rang, pardner?
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Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 12:55:40 PM
*scared*
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
Do Never Test the Big, Gay Cowboys.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Cramulus on January 29, 2009, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

nope. rum-fueled-rampages are more fun than discipline and meditation. Case closed.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2009, 03:58:28 PM
Pirates also accepted homosexuality, which allows for Big Gay Pirates.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Payne on January 29, 2009, 03:59:53 PM
FAP
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2009, 04:04:29 PM
actually, feudal Japan was a hotbed of homosexuality the likes of which hasn't been seen since.

but assuming there are no vikings, Pirates still > Ninjas.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2009, 04:11:02 PM
Thats true, I forgot that.

Pirates also still win, because Ninjas are only dangerous on their own.  Check it out.  Every movie, the more ninjas there are, the more they suck at fighting.  Ninjas only pose a threat when solo.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Pariah on January 29, 2009, 04:21:13 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.
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Composite Santa could kick both of their asses.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2009, 04:23:44 PM
Slightly Camp Dwarf Mongols would even beat Vikings.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2009, 05:22:14 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

If that's the criteria, I know a lot more Big, Gay Cowboys than either pirates or ninjas.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: the last yatto on January 29, 2009, 05:34:30 PM
since the number of pirates is tied to global warming.. wait and we will see who wins
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Telarus on January 29, 2009, 08:44:49 PM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/telarus/fnord/monkeypirate.png)

Haven't we already gone over this territory? Monkies are automatically Ninjas, and the PD Pirate Monkey pwns them all, due to incorporating Pirates, Ninjas, Monkies and Robots.... which still leaves room for his Big Gay Cowboy minions. :lulz:


Quick, Roll Initiative.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: D.A.N on January 30, 2009, 06:11:39 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2009, 04:11:02 PM
Thats true, I forgot that.

Pirates also still win, because Ninjas are only dangerous on their own.  Check it out.  Every movie, the more ninjas there are, the more they suck at fighting.  Ninjas only pose a threat when solo.

Oh yeah?!...w...well...you're a poop-poop head, so there!!
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: NOVA on February 04, 2009, 02:00:58 AM
http://npzr.org/
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Marquis Cablewitch on February 06, 2009, 09:57:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 29, 2009, 08:44:49 PM

Haven't we already gone over this territory? Monkies are automatically Ninjas, and the PD Pirate Monkey pwns them all, due to incorporating Pirates, Ninjas, Monkies and Robots.... which still leaves room for his Big Gay Cowboy minions. :lulz:

Why not Big Gay <etc> Monkies as well?  May as well hit all the boxes, if your modding them with laaaaazors why not give them those scary prehensile dophin cocks and have done?

Although the chainsaw legs might make things interesting if they had sex with anyone at all really.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Dead Kennedy on February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Cramulus on February 06, 2009, 02:09:50 PM
I recorded some pirate stories for Radio Free Discordia. Once this thing gets launched, you'll have to tune in and hear the tales of some bad ass pirates.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Faust on February 06, 2009, 02:27:45 PM
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.

I'm going to invade your yacht and ransom you back to your family
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 06, 2009, 03:34:30 PM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on February 06, 2009, 02:27:45 PM
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.

I'm going to invade your yacht and ransom you back to your family

If you get enough, would you consider funding a PD pirate ship adventure???? :evil:

You can come pillage with us if you want  :D
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 09, 2009, 07:50:42 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2009, 03:58:28 PM
Pirates also accepted homosexuality, which allows for Big Gay Pirates.

:fap:
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 09, 2009, 07:51:54 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on January 29, 2009, 04:04:29 PM
actually, feudal Japan was a hotbed of homosexuality the likes of which hasn't been seen since.

but assuming there are no vikings, Pirates still > Ninjas.

:fap: :fap:
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2009, 12:37:39 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

And cowboys beat ninjas.

I can prove this.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: bds on February 09, 2009, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2009, 12:37:39 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

And cowboys beat ninjas.

I can prove this.

Do it. Please.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2009, 01:28:42 PM
A Smith and Wesson beats a Shuriken.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Payne on February 09, 2009, 01:35:08 PM
A great dirty big horse beats funny little shoes that may or may not let you run across open water.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2009, 01:36:57 PM
Big and Gay beats EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Payne on February 09, 2009, 01:39:35 PM
Wearing the same clothes for weeks, unwashed (until you get thrown into a water trough), beats the fundamentalist Islam style burka ninjas are forced to wear.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:01:09 PM
Quote from: bds on February 09, 2009, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2009, 12:37:39 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

And cowboys beat ninjas.

I can prove this.

Do it. Please.

No shadows to hide in at high noon.  Ninja gets shot.

TGRR,
Finishing arguments 3 years after the fact.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 29, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.

This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:30:12 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.

This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.

We all pray for solar eclipses, to block the sun and let some light in.  But those don't happen very often.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 29, 2012, 06:44:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:30:12 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.

This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.

We all pray for solar eclipses, to block the sun and let some light in.  But those don't happen very often.

The real mystery is that this isn't even the hottest part of the day.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: AFK on June 29, 2012, 07:06:42 PM
Quote from: Dead Kennedy on February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: Scientician Faust on January 29, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.


Ninjas lose because they are mired in cartesian duality. 
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 07, 2012, 03:15:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

The Big Gay Cowboy hides monster cocks in his own butt.
Title: Re: FACT!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2012, 03:34:32 AM
Quote from: D.A.N on January 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

Dear Internet.

I hate you and your memes. Case closed.

Twid,
3 years later