Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 09:40:37 PM

Title: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 09:40:37 PM
Doktor Howl,
All the other Doktors,
Everyone else who posts on PD,
Everyone else who doesn't.

That is all.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 09:43:18 PM
What is this a list of?
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 09:44:33 PM
Of things. It says so in the title.

Black,
Brown,
Blue,
Cream,
Magenta,
Puce,
Yellow.

That is all.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 29, 2010, 09:44:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 09:43:18 PM
What is this a list of?

   
Paynes List of Things:

I'm going with "Things"

could be potato chips though.

Im 50/50 on it
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
What qualifies a thing to be on the list?
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 09:50:31 PM
Afrikaans : Gesondheid! : (Ge-sund-hide)

Albanian : Gëzuar! : (Géschuar)

Arabic (Egyptian) : في صحتكم! : (Fee-sa-ha-tak)

Armenian : Armenia : (Gen-ots-it)

Azerbaijani : Afiyët oslun! : (Afeeyet Ohs-lun)

Basque : On egin! : (On egín)

Bosnian : Živjeli! : (Zhee-vi-lee)

Bulgarian : Наздраве! : (NAZ-dra-vey)

Chinese (Mandarin) : 乾杯! [干杯!] : (Gan BAY)

Chinese : (Cantonese) : (Gom bui)

Czech : Na zdravi : (NAZ-drah vi)

Croatian : Živjeli! : (ZHEE-vi-lee)

Danish : Skål! : (Skol)

Dutch : Prosit! : (Prowst)

English : Cheers! Bottoms up! Down the hatch! Here's mud in your eye!

Esperanto : Je via sano! Toston! : (YEH VEE-ah SAH-no/Tóston)

Estonian : Terviseks! : (Ter-vi-seks)

Ethiopian (Amharic) : Letenachin : (L'-TAY-nah-chin)

Farsi : (Ba-sal-a-ma-TEE)

Finnish : Kippis! : (KEEP-us)

French : A Votre Sante! : (Ah Vot-ruh Sahn-tay)

Gaelic (Irish) : Sláinte! : (Slawn-che)

German : Prost! : (Prohst)

Greek : στην υγειά σας! : (Stin Eyiassou/Stin Eye-ee-yass-ooh)

Hawaiian : Okole Maluna! : (Å'kålè ma'luna)

Hebrew : לְחַיִּים!/L'Chaim! : (Le Chy-em)

Hungarian : Egeszsegere! : (Egg-esh Ay-ged-reh)

Italian : Salute! : Cin cin! (Salu-tay/Chin Chin)

Japanese : /Kampai! : (Kam-pie)

Korean : 위하여 (Chukbae) : (Sheet seki yah)

Latvian : Prieka! : (Pree-eh-ka)

Lithuanian i : sveikata! : (Ee sweh-kata)

Luxembourgish : Prost! : (Prohst)

Maltese : Evviva! : (A-vee-va)

Mongolian : Эрүүл мэндийн төлөө! : (Erüül mehdiin tölöö)

Norwegian : Skål! : (Skoal)

Persian : به سلامتی! : (beh salamati)

Polish Na : zdrowie! : (Naz-droh-vee-ay)

Portuguese : Saúde! : (Sow-ooh-jee)

Romanian : Noroc! : (No-roak)

Russian : Будем здоровы! : (Boo-dem Zdo-ro-vee-eh)

Serbian : Ziveli! : (ZHEE-vi-lee)

Slovak : Na zdravie! : (Naz-drah-vee-ay)

Spanish : ¡Salud!/Salut! : (Sah-lud/Sah-lute)

Swedish : Skål! : (Skol)

Thai : ไชโย! : (Chuc-dee)

Turkish : Şerefe! : (Sher-i-feh)

Vietnamese : Chúc sức khoẻ! : (chook-sa-koi-ah)

Yiddish : געזונטערהייט! Zei Gazunt! : (Zye GAH-zoont)

Zulu : Oogy wawa! : (oogee-wawa)
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 09:52:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
What qualifies a thing to be on the list?

Listability,
Being a Thing,
My Choice,
Fred,
Cause The Free Market Demands Lists.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 29, 2010, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
What qualifies a thing to be on the list?

I'll take another stab and say that

1. it must be able to be listed and

2. it must be a thing

shot in the dark.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 09:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on September 29, 2010, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
What qualifies a thing to be on the list?

I'll take another stab and say that

1. it must be able to be listed and

2. it must be a thing

shot in the dark.

This says nothing about the selection process. Don't speak for the Messiah.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:05:05 PM
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#9
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:07:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:05:05 PM

Canadians


NOBODY PUTS CANADIANS ON ANY LIST!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:07:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:05:05 PM

Canadians


NOBODY PUTS CANADIANS ON ANY LIST!  :argh!:

Edited Out of The Bible due to artistic differences,
Unfairly Blamed for Killing The Messiah,
Maple Syrup, I mean C'mon,
Sexy Beasts, one and all.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Phox on September 29, 2010, 10:10:15 PM
Yeah. Canadians are hot.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 29, 2010, 10:12:21 PM
best thread evar
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:13:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:07:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:05:05 PM

Canadians


NOBODY PUTS CANADIANS ON ANY LIST!  :argh!:

Edited Out of The Bible due to artistic differences,
Unfairly Blamed for Killing The Messiah,
Maple Syrup, I mean C'mon,
Sexy Beasts, one and all.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:13:47 PM
Daniel Inouye (D-HI)
Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
Richard Lugar (R-IN)
Orrin Hatch (R-UT)
Max Baucus (D-MT)
Thad Cochran (R-MS)
Carl Levin (D-MI)
Christopher Dodd (D-CT)
Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
Arlen Specter (D-PA)
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:15:56 PM
I don't see a fucking thing here about Robot Cheney.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:16:24 PM
Things that should have never existed?  :?
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:16:52 PM
Kill 'Em All

Ride the Lightning

Master of Puppets

...And Justice for All

Metallica

Load

ReLoad

St. Anger

Death Magnetic
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:17:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:15:56 PM
I don't see a fucking thing here about Robot Cheney.

In time, Ad Justiam Magnum
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:18:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:16:24 PM
Things that should have never existed?  :?

Not Quite,
Not Close, really.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:23:21 PM
Suction Cup Johnson   
Prosthetic H. Humphrey    
Articulated T. Agnew   
Hook Ford
Glass Eye Rockefeller
Artificial Mondale   
Replacement Herbert Walker Bush
Skin Grafted Quayle   
Realistic Gore   
Robot Cheney
Automated Biden
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:30:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 09:52:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
What qualifies a thing to be on the list?

Listability,
Being a Thing,
My Choice,
Fred,
Cause The Free Market Demands Lists.
Doktor Howl,
Fixt.

Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: PANGO! on September 29, 2010, 10:34:02 PM
TIN FOIL
TESLA COIL(S)
GIGAWATT GENERATOR
TARGETING LASER
SOLDER
EYE OF NEWT
SWITCH

3-D GOGGLES
POPCORN
BOX OF KLEENEX

NOSE PLUG
RADIATION SUIT
AFTERGLOW
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:40:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Pango Gillespi on September 29, 2010, 10:34:02 PM
TIN FOIL
TESLA COIL(S)
GIGAWATT GENERATOR
TARGETING LASER
SOLDER
EYE OF NEWT
SWITCH

3-D GOGGLES
POPCORN
BOX OF KLEENEX

NOSE PLUG
RADIATION SUIT
AFTERGLOW

:mittens:

:lulz:

:fap:

:argh!:

:D

:mrgreen:

:)

:sad:

:eek:

8)

:cry:

:oops:

:evil:

:?

:x

:lol:

:roll:

:p

:|

:wink:

:evilmad:

:fnord:

:kingmeh:

:horrormirth:

:aaa:
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 29, 2010, 11:24:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:16:52 PM
Kill 'Em All

Ride the Lightning

Master of Puppets

...And Justice for All

Metallica

Load

ReLoad

St. Anger

Death Magnetic

Learn to list proper, n00b!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 30, 2010, 03:37:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:05:05 PM
Genesis
Phil Collins
Face Value
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Letters
Symbols
Space Bar
Deuteronomy
Joshua
Judges
Priests
Presidents
Mayors
Ruth
1 Samuel
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
1 Princes
2 The Book Formerly Known as Prince
3 The Book Formerly known as The Book Formerly Known as Prince
1 Chronicles
2 Chronicles
Ezra
Nehemiah
Esther
Job
Career
Employment
Retirement
House in Boca
Psalm
Proverbs
Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon
Isaiah
Jeremiah
Lamentations
Wailing
Gnashing of Teeth
Rending of Garments
Ezekiel
Daniel
Hosea
Joel
Amos
Obadiah
Tony Stark
Built This in a Cave
From Scraps
Jonah
Micah
Nahum
Habakkuk
Givvafuk
Gissalight
Wannastop
Can't
Zephaniah
Haggai
Zechariah
Malachi
Matthew
Mark
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Ringo
Acts
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Romans
1 Corinthians
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Galatians
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Titus
Philemon
Hebrews
Afro-Americans
Asians
Moslems
Canadians
James
1 Peter
2 Peter
1 John
2 John
3 John
Hey
Jude
Revelation
#9
:potd:
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Payne on October 07, 2010, 08:35:34 AM
1675-1676
1689-1697
1702-1713
1744-1748
1756-1763
1759-1761
1775-1783
1798-1800
1801-1805; 1815
1812-1815
1813-1814
1836
1846-1848
1861-1865
1898
1914 - 1918
1914-1918
1939-1945
1950-1953
1960-1975
1961
1983
1989
1990-1991
1995-1996
2001~
2003- 2010
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: AFK on October 07, 2010, 11:17:23 AM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on September 29, 2010, 10:16:24 PM
Things that should have never existed?  :?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:16:52 PM
Load

ReLoad

St. Anger

Death Magnetic
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: AFK on October 07, 2010, 11:18:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:05:05 PM
Genesis
Phil Collins
Face Value
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Letters
Symbols
Space Bar
Deuteronomy
Joshua
Judges
Priests
Presidents
Mayors
Ruth
1 Samuel
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
1 Princes
2 The Book Formerly Known as Prince
3 The Book Formerly known as The Book Formerly Known as Prince
1 Chronicles
2 Chronicles
Ezra
Nehemiah
Esther
Job
Career
Employment
Retirement
House in Boca
Psalm
Proverbs
Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon
Isaiah
Jeremiah
Lamentations
Wailing
Gnashing of Teeth
Rending of Garments
Ezekiel
Daniel
Hosea
Joel
Amos
Obadiah
Tony Stark
Built This in a Cave
From Scraps
Jonah
Micah
Nahum
Habakkuk
Givvafuk
Gissalight
Wannastop
Can't
Zephaniah
Haggai
Zechariah
Malachi
Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
Paul
George
Ringo
Acts
Friends
Romans
1 Corinthians
2 Corinthians
Galatians
Ephesians
Philippians
Colossians
Viagrians
1 Thessalonians
2 Thessalonians
1 Timothy
2 Timothy
Titus
Philemon
Hebrews
Afro-Americans
Asians
Moslems
Canadians
James
1 Peter
2 Peter
1 John
2 John
3 John
Hey
Jude
Revelation
#9

:lulz:
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 01:47:05 PM
For some reason, this thread fills me with unreasonable amounts of joy.
Title: Re: Paynes List of Things:
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 01:50:57 PM
I really REALLY need the Paynite Bible.