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parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.  

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

I sometimes slip into his style as well...

It really adds a sense of import to it all.

Can we add this to the Apocrypha Discordia?

if anyone thinks it's worth preserving, then by all means Kopyleft and all that...

Fucking brilliant.

I love reading Crowley parodies...


Drinks for you, good sir!

parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.  

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

So is Green Day actually believing that its wannabe-subversive message is going to reach people who will listen to it, or are they a construct of the Machine in an attempt to infiltrate the youth who claim to be jaded?

Why didn't they take a lesson from Rage Against the Machine, anyway?

[edit: Then again, what's wrong with trying to be a political punk?]

[re-edit: am I bad for calling Green Day Punk?]

which lesson was that?

lol cheers dude.

don't mention it  

<OB materializes a drink to wherever Horab is lurking>

[The Book Of Teh n00b. or LIBER CIXII (sub figura xxiii)As delivered by 275 to xviiOfficial Pineal Download of theS. S. O. O. K. N.Publication in Class Eh?]

The Book Of Teh n00b.
   or
  LIBER CIXII

(sub figura xxiii)

As delivered by 275 to xvii

Official Pineal Download of the

S. S. O. O. K. N.

Publication in Class Eh?

1. Asshat! The manifestation of the n00b.

2. Every man & every woman is in the Open Bar.

3. We are all Horab anyway.

4. (oh yes, and bunnies too)

5. But the n00bs are not of us!

6. The lame-o, the Emo, the grey face are
not where we are.

7. If thou troll, then troll without mercy,
or else eat cookies & pie.

8. There is no law beyond post what thou wilt -
Nublar0sity is struck down by the secret 4-fold
word that I have given ye. Count well it's name
and number.

9. S.T.F.U.

10. Take your fill of hawt seks1 ch1x0rs as ye will
but take no offense if they refuse and pwn your sorry ass.

11. Eat thy carbs, drink thy caffeine & alcohol - but
always unto me. Take strange drugs when typing...or ordinary
ones....or none. (see if I care!)

12. X 34 7 B 1 Q ZZ T 76 18 K W Q F C O AKD

13. What does this mean O my prophet? Fucked if I know,
you should have better things to do with your time.

14. Praise me with poems, rants & haiku.
(They'll probably be shit, but do it anyway)

15. The random, the quirky, the surprising, the freaky,
the horny, the weird, the eccentric - all are ye welcome
in my house. But not the n00B! Shun them as ye would shun
the hunch brain. Blarghing random crap a discordian it dost
not make.

16. LDD or ELF - there is no difference. As brothers/sisters
jake ye.

17. WTF? Study this holy book of n00b for it contains many
mysteries....and some junk (maybe).

18. Post what thou wilt. The word of the Law is FNORD.

19. Avatar and screen names are illusions, but there is that
which remains. Quote others and change their letters freely.

20. Kallisti j0! My numbers are 5 & 23. Add, subtract, divide,
multiply & generally mess around to connect everything to my
sacred numerals in the most tenuous & preposterous ways possible.

21. Be not deceived by the capital 'T'- O.M.! Ha!

22. Thud, the fat cursed city is teh sux0rs. Tread drunkenly
among the mouth breathers. Don't read this. Distribute this
as required. Or not.

23. Own! The book of the n00B is revealed.


The Comment

1. Bite me.
2. Bite me.
3. Bite me.
4. The neo-con studies these runes but understandeth them not.
5. There is great error if one reads this and cares.

haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino

nice try corny....but there is just no way on earth that cornholio would be writing poetry. about as likely as him listening to 'winger'.

so, so busted.

 

OB - shut up. you don't have an agent.  

LMNO - please continue your story. i apologize on behalf of OB....he was featured in an banned edition of an 'Archie Andrews' comic and he's not been the same since...

yeah carrot cake is totally awesome.

carrot cake twinkies = pu|23 3vi1

there's carrot cake twinkies???? <shudders>....you mean to tell me that people at Hostess have actually seen a vegetable?

this is worrying news indeed.

El Duce from The Mentors, not El Duce from Italy.

that's what they want you to believe.

michael jackson = opie

RAH!!

and i would like to add that this is the first work of fiction to utilize Scrids.....for too long, the Scrid has been ignored in contemporary literature and i for one, would like to congratulate LMNO on breaching this last of literary taboos.

ask for more Scrid-centric fiction at your local bookstore now.

I wasn't making that up. That's been a commonly used slang term since I was a kid.

for real? then what were your childhood memories doing in my subconscious? and unauthorized i might add.

i found 'scrod' in the dictionary (Oxford) - it's a young haddock or cod. 19thc US usage.

excellent work everyone!

"Scrid" is Scottish slang for a unit of currency, similar to our "buck".

really? i didn't know. i mean, in the UK we've got 'quid'....but i've never heard of 'scrid'....but then i'm not from scotland.

if you visit the bar, scrid is the game that me & LMNO are playing in our new socks.

Scrid:
1. n. A highly literate squid.
2. v. The act of sliding on a freshly-waxed kitchen floor in new socks.

     

the opening salvo in the 'what is a scrid?' competition has been fired!