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Started by Golden Applesauce, April 09, 2008, 11:14:59 PM

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Richter

Expertise:  Data wrangling, psychology, humorism, occasional writting, diplomacy, recon, logistics, physics application (IRL)

Projects: Changing location IRL, few short written bits.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Iason Ouabache

Current projects:  reading up on Chaos Theory and quantum physics, poking fundies with a spoon   :pokewithstick:  Also plan on doing some writing, but I suck at self-motivation

Expertise:  Math, science (especially chemistry, starting to get good at biology), comparative religion, Google-fu
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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LMNO

Oh yeah, I forgot to add: bible studies.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO on April 11, 2008, 01:55:22 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to add: bible studies.

This statement resulted in coffee covering my monitor.  It should be labeled NSFW! :lulz:

LMNO

Heh.



However, I meant it in all honesty.  That book is fascinating in it's self-contradiction, and it's ability to be dull and pornographic simultaneously.

hooplala

Current Projects: Complete Untold History of Planet Mudball; The OBEY! stickers series in places of authority; fiction peppered with Discordianism

Expertise:  Perhaps writing, whining, shameless self-promotion, laziness
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Verbal Mike

#36
Currently: catching up on my reading, improving my German, being a bum, speaking publicly, organizing a conference, running an 18-player forum-based alternative-history RPG/Strategy virtual storytelling boardgame [in Hebrew, @Gamer.co.il]
Can: speak English and Hebrew as native languages, German fluently but with mistakes galore; translate HE>EN and to some extent EN>HE; edit (en,he) intuitively and compulsively; speak publicly
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Eve

Sign me up. Current project: poetry attack. Expertise: letter writing, writing in general, making lists and organizing shit (it's an IMPORTANT SKILL), not sleeping.. being a bum.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

LMNO

Quote from: st.verbatim on April 13, 2008, 01:07:39 PM
Currently: catching up on my reading, improving my German, being a bum, speaking publicly, organizing a conference, running an 18-player forum-based alternative-history RPG/Strategy virtual storytelling boardgame [in Hebrew, @Gamer.co.il]
Can: speak English and Hebrew as native languages, German fluently but with mistakes galore; translate HE>EN and to some extent EN>HE; edit (en,he) intuitively and compulsively; speak publicly

Any chance you can translate the Pentabarf, or the BIP intro, into hebrew?

Verbal Mike

No problem. I plan to translate the BiP to Hebrew some day anyhow (along with one other secret Israeli lurking here and hopefully an Israeli Discordian acquaintance of mine.)
What do you need them for, if I may ask?
I'll do the Pentabarf right away because it will be fun.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Verbal Mike

Okay, here's the Pentabarf in Hebrew as a pdf: link
I did some creative translation of a few terms and I don't think I did a particularly good job (I never really do in this direction of translation) but any Israeli will understand it and even possibly giggle.
Because "pentabarf" will make no sense to a Hebrew speaker unless they are very familiar with American culture, I called it "pentablat" (blat as in Russian, the cuss word.) Which will make no sense, but in an understandable way.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

LMNO

Awesome!

I don't really need them for anything, but I'm sure I can think up something...

Verbal Mike

lol okay, knock yourself out.
The BIP intro would be more of a pain in the ass (simply because of its length) so if you need it for something more particular let me know and I'll translate it... I'm too lazy to do that kind of thing for plain kicks.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Triple Zero

Quote from: st.verbatim on April 14, 2008, 04:43:44 PM
Okay, here's the Pentabarf in Hebrew as a pdf: link
I did some creative translation of a few terms and I don't think I did a particularly good job (I never really do in this direction of translation) but any Israeli will understand it and even possibly giggle.
Because "pentabarf" will make no sense to a Hebrew speaker unless they are very familiar with American culture, I called it "pentablat" (blat as in Russian, the cuss word.) Which will make no sense, but in an understandable way.

you left out the bit where it says "And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm."
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Triple Zero

here:

וכל גופת תפוח מוזהב ביתו האהוב של זחל הזהב.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.