Pie or Cake?

[Luna]

I clearly remember we did this at the CT meetup and everybody agreed that cake won.

Clearly your judgment was clouded by the fumes of so many spags in one place.
That and alcohol.

That many spags in one place, alcohol was redundant.

But, yes, cake won.  Anybody who doesn't remember was obviously under the influence of that horrible clam beer shit.

[Eater of Clowns]

THE CAKE SPAGS DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF GLORIOUS AND TERRIBLE BUDWEISER CLAMATO

[Salty]

One good thing about that shit, it makes everything else after it taste like heaven.

[Triple Zero]

It's like you were THERE, Alty!

[Salty]

EOC bringing that horrible stuff into the middle of nowhere made me FEEL like it. It also made me feel shame and self-loathing.

[Cainad (dec.)]

EOC bringing that horrible stuff into the middle of nowhere made me FEEL like it. It also made me feel shame and self-loathing.

It's amazing how many emotions they can fit into one can!

THE CAKE SPAGS DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF GLORIOUS AND TERRIBLE BUDWEISER CLAMATO

HAIL!

PRAISE BE TO THE BRINGER OF THE BUD CLAMATO!

[Chairman Risus]

CAKE LIES AT BOTH ENDS OF THE BELL CURVE, PIE IS ONLY IN THE MIDDLE. THAT IS ALL. 

[leln]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)

Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.  

Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.

This could quickly become an epic weekend.

Yo, leln, we need to do this.  After the new year, before grad school eats you again.

Agreed. I have a couple ideas for blasphemy brownies I want to try, but I'm not allowed be alone with the results. And I have some refinements to the Amish vanilla/kladdkakka piecake that I'd like to inflict on other people. Or we could choose another theme entirely for the food. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 

We should find out who's free when.

[Luna]

Yo, leln, we need to do this.  After the new year, before grad school eats you again.

Agreed. I have a couple ideas for blasphemy brownies I want to try, but I'm not allowed be alone with the results. And I have some refinements to the Amish vanilla/kladdkakka piecake that I'd like to inflict on other people. Or we could choose another theme entirely for the food. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 

We should find out who's free when.

Works for me.  I humbly submit the theme for "YUM!"  (Because, you know, if all we eat is dessert, somebody is gonna yark on the carpet.)  Who's up for a Saturday involving food, booze, and fun?

[Suu]

HAVE FUN WITH THE DEEPFRYER NIGHT.

TAKE 2.

[leln]

HAVE FUN WITH THE DEEPFRYER NIGHT.

TAKE 2.

This can only end in tears....We're going to need more than one camera, and a fucking big salad. You know, just to forestall pre-emptive artery clogging.

[Luna]

HAVE FUN WITH THE DEEPFRYER NIGHT.

TAKE 2.

This can only end in tears....We're going to need more than one camera, and a fucking big salad. You know, just to forestall pre-emptive artery clogging.

Arteries?  Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

[navkat]

CAEK: comes in twos. Can live forever if nailed to a tree.
PIE: comes in many flavours. Costs $1.09 in pocket-form.
WIN: CAEK.