Attn: Cramulus - FIGHT THE POWER

[Mangrove]

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-i-m-arrest-what-fifty-bizarre


Alabama
It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

[Thurnez Isa]

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

this is the one i really don't understand... why? what business is of yours where i eat my oranges

also

Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

being Florida... I can't say Im surprised

[Jasper]

This will NOT fucking stand.

We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.

[Adios]

This will NOT fucking stand.

We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.

Uh...., you ever been to Alabama?

[MMIX]

This will NOT fucking stand.

We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.

Uh...., you ever been to Alabama?

nope - and you can't make me . . . but I'm trying to get my head around the weird distortions that must arise from Indiana's insistence that the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

[Jasper]

This will NOT fucking stand.

We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.

Uh...., you ever been to Alabama?

no, and I don't wanna, but this- this is important.

[Iason Ouabache]

This will NOT fucking stand.

We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.

Uh...., you ever been to Alabama?

nope - and you can't make me . . . but I'm trying to get my head around the weird distortions that must arise from Indiana's insistence that the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

It's not a real law.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

The bill never became law, due to the intervention of a mathematics professor who happened to be present in the legislature.

[Cramulus]

sure, it's illegal now



Cramulus,
is not allowed back in Alabama

[Jasper]

Well Cram, it looks like you've got a friend in politics.  Who happens to be a mathematician? 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I've driven through Alabama....

the horror...





     ................. the horror

[P3nT4gR4m]

But is it not sweet? and home? and are the skies not blue?

Don't tell me lynyrd skynyrd lied to me

[Bruno]

They have an Air in Space Museum.

[Lies]

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.

This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.

Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.

[AFK]

Heh, I still had a few things up after January 14th.  Good thing the Christmas police didn't drive by my house. 

And I think they only pay attention to that in the more "snooty" Maine towns like Falmouth, Cape Elizabeth, and Freeport. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You know what's funny?

When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:

"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"

But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.

"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"