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#1
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:35:58 PM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 26, 2014, 09:30:31 PM
have we got precious little wanker bingo yet?

Not really real discordians has got to be on there somewhere...

Pixie if I dress up like a terrorist will that turn you on? I want to see your tits, those big brown eyes are sexy as f 
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:33:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2014, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: GlompChomp on September 26, 2014, 09:26:15 PM

Brother Nihil is not my associate

You are judged by the company you keep.

Quotethis is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians.

We have never been, nor claimed to have been, Real Discordians.


QuoteI have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

Yes.  Nazism as nobility.  Interesting.

You guys INTRODUCED me to Brother Nihil, this is like running a preschool, getting a little fenced off area and making one baby with a Hitler stache and another who keeps wiping his shit in everyone's face and screaming about all the colors of the rainbow in the same playpen and saying LOOK THEY ARE CONSPIRATORS! SHUTDOWN EVERYTHING!

Well I am Claiming to Be a Real Discordian. THE REAL MCCOW.

You have to admit Hugo Boss did a damn fine job with the uniforms. Damn fine job.
#3
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:29:37 PM
Hey are these stars that keep being fruitful and multiplying under my ostentatious title like the WANTED level in GTA?

Am I playing Grand Theft Auto and can't wake up? Why are there no hookers? There were supposed to be hookers?

DOES THIS TURN YOU ON <EDITED OUT NSFW LINK DUE TO LACK OF NSFW TAG - Dr Howl> HUH? HUH?
#4
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:26:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2014, 09:24:11 PM
Oh, and your associate, Brother Nihil, is lurking.  Perhaps he will tell you about the Jews.

Brother Nihil is not my associate this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians. I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.
#5
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2014, 09:23:09 PM
Well, it's been a half-century and karma still hasn't found my house.  I am unconcerned.

Give it time. It's been working out in prison.
#6
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:21:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2014, 09:14:55 PMAnd I rather hope you DON'T read my posts.

TOO LATE READING EVERY LAST ONE AFTER EATING SOME DEXEDRINE AND HAVING JUST A BIT OF METH.

Just a little bit.

Only once. I know my limits.
#8
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2014, 09:11:15 PM

You are laboring under the mistaken idea that you will have any choice in the matter. 

Pig cop faggot authoritarian pissant. :remaincalm: :tldr2:
#9
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2014, 09:08:56 PM

You yell racial epithets why, exactly?  What purpose is advanced?

And the idea that you can walk in bellowing insults, and then be "forgiven" because you were just being your special snowflake self is the very exemplar of the 20-something do-nothing.

See you've got this all wrong, I'm not looking for forgiveness because you don't have the right to judge me for yelling racial epithets. Your assumption of being arbiters for justice is aneristic and just plain wrong, me yelling racial epithets is not the problem.   :fuckmittens: :gheyforum: :goatse: :ohboy: :stfu3:
#10
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Skinsaw on September 26, 2014, 05:23:55 PM
It certainly seems as if GC, Cowass, and Nihil might enjoy all talking to each other.

Reading comprehension just REALLY eludes you doesn't it.  :lulz:
#11
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Wells Fargo are you kidding me lmao  :lulz:

Your hate is misdirected and impotent.

Oh no I have upset the anarchists by saying the bad words and appearing to be racist! Shun the nonbeliever! Get his bank account and ruin him financially from the distance, don't confront him until we have a lynch mob because we are pussies, he's a racist! Definitely! White privilege! White males GRRRRRR IM SO MAD I DONT READ WHAT GLOMPCHOMP SAYS I JUST SAW NIGGER AND BEGAN VIOLENTLY CONVULSING INTO MY BLACK FLAG FUCK FASCISTS

No, you are the fascists.

I have your iris on print Pixie, wearing an antifa shirt and talking about Marxism while attempting to steal my bank info. The FBI hates anarchists and I can give them a call with evidence if what y'all just tried to do. I won't because your impotent rage is misdirected and I think you deserve a second chance, ah but self righteousness needs a scapegoat I suppose.

You're just a bunch of lazy criminals looking for excuses to rip and run.
#12
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2014, 02:19:56 AM

IIRC, she is studying neuroscience.  Which may explain her looking at you like some kind of bug.  Suitable for study, but not actual conversation.

So what, as far as I'm concerned anyone who decides to get 'vengeance' on someone for saying nigger and not being black is an asshole. I don't care how smart or how much better she is than me. Go take your vengeance out on brain cancer, tackle the important problems and stop fucking fixating on race. That's been my point this entire time but you fuckfaces love to have someone to ridicule apparently. Nothing I say would change it, I've committed an irreversible sin as far as you moralistic morons are concerned. You're a dilettante, a second-rate thinker.
#13
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 02:40:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2014, 02:21:07 AM

There are no bears in Evanston, IL.  Fact.

:lulz:

Yes the ecology of Evanston, IL. It seems pretty interesting doesn't it  :lol:
#14
Quote from: Your Mom on September 25, 2014, 09:04:30 PM
Glompchomp, I just want to let you know that I am taking you off ignore. It's not because I find what you have to say interesting or worth reading; it's quite plain that you are of no value and have nothing of value to say. Rather, it is because you have made it clear that you have no intention of leaving, and that you want attention. I have a couple of days until school starts again, although admittedly I am going to be out of town for part of that time. Therefore, I thought that I would take a few minutes out of my remaining vacation to give you exactly what you asked for.

You're welcome.

What are you studying? Women's issues or queer studies?  :lulz:
#15
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Generation Y Can't I Do That
September 26, 2014, 01:53:01 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 25, 2014, 11:58:40 PM
I don't know about Roger, but I understand that you're racist and trying to look like a badass. Which you aren't.

I am extremely badass. If you get yourself a copy of Badass Magazine with NInjas I will be there on the cover, perfectly concealed to the human eye.

Quote from: Your Mom on September 26, 2014, 12:00:11 AM

Speaking weeaboo =/= knowing more generally.  :lol:

It's called Japanese you troglodyte. Hikki Tikki Kawasaki Subaru Sushi Scuba Suit.