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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Juana

#975
February 08, 2013, 08:53:14 PM
:eek: You have. What the actual fuck is wrong with those agents?
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tyrannosaurus vex

#976
February 08, 2013, 08:54:08 PM
In fairness to the Border Patrol, we can't have kids throwing rocks down there. I'm sure you've seen the kind of destruction and chaos that happens when Palestinian kids start throwing rocks. No way can the US tolerate that kind of violence.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#977
February 08, 2013, 09:03:25 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 08, 2013, 08:53:14 PM
:eek: You have. What the actual fuck is wrong with those agents?

I know a few of them.  The ones I know are utter racists, and applied for the job "so I can shoot someone."

No hyperbole, here.

The running gag is that <John Smith> couldn't get the job, because his rap sheet wasn't long enough.
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Cain

#978
February 08, 2013, 09:19:27 PM
And, let's be honest, there are long histories of institutionally racist police down there.

Even when decent people do manage to join, they'll be ostracized by racist superiors, denied promotions, given shit jobs, harassed etc and will eventually leave.

You'd need to shitcan the entire officer level of the border police just to make any kind of progress.  And the politician who did that would be hounded out of office for being "weak on illegals".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#979
February 08, 2013, 10:27:05 PM
Jesus fucking hell. Poor kid.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#980
February 08, 2013, 10:35:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 08, 2013, 09:19:27 PM
And, let's be honest, there are long histories of institutionally racist police down there.

Even when decent people do manage to join, they'll be ostracized by racist superiors, denied promotions, given shit jobs, harassed etc and will eventually leave.

You'd need to shitcan the entire officer level of the border police just to make any kind of progress.  And the politician who did that would be hounded out of office for being "weak on illegals".

Up in Oro Valley, the prevailing opinion is that "the illegals deserve it" and "that's no reason to ruin someone's career".

Because, up in Oro Valley, Hispanics aren't actually human, you see.  They're a bogeyman.  They exist only to rape fatass White women, and steal our cars.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pergamos

#981
February 08, 2013, 11:47:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 10:35:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 08, 2013, 09:19:27 PM
And, let's be honest, there are long histories of institutionally racist police down there.

Even when decent people do manage to join, they'll be ostracized by racist superiors, denied promotions, given shit jobs, harassed etc and will eventually leave.

You'd need to shitcan the entire officer level of the border police just to make any kind of progress.  And the politician who did that would be hounded out of office for being "weak on illegals".

Up in Oro Valley, the prevailing opinion is that "the illegals deserve it" and "that's no reason to ruin someone's career".

Because, up in Oro Valley, Hispanics aren't actually human, you see.  They're a bogeyman.  They exist only to rape fatass White women, and steal our cars.

And do yard work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#982
February 08, 2013, 11:48:58 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 08, 2013, 11:47:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 10:35:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 08, 2013, 09:19:27 PM
And, let's be honest, there are long histories of institutionally racist police down there.

Even when decent people do manage to join, they'll be ostracized by racist superiors, denied promotions, given shit jobs, harassed etc and will eventually leave.

You'd need to shitcan the entire officer level of the border police just to make any kind of progress.  And the politician who did that would be hounded out of office for being "weak on illegals".

Up in Oro Valley, the prevailing opinion is that "the illegals deserve it" and "that's no reason to ruin someone's career".

Because, up in Oro Valley, Hispanics aren't actually human, you see.  They're a bogeyman.  They exist only to rape fatass White women, and steal our cars.

And do yard work.

They're invisible while they do that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#983
February 09, 2013, 01:16:44 AM


Because, up in Oro Valley, Hispanics aren't actually human, you see.  They're a bogeyman.  They exist only to rape fatass White women, and steal our cars.
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Funny this is how I met my wife.  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#984
February 09, 2013, 04:37:18 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on February 09, 2013, 01:16:44 AM


Funny this is how I met my wife.  :lulz:

You stole her car?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#985
February 09, 2013, 06:24:47 PM
Her heart.

Cain

#986
February 09, 2013, 06:31:13 PM
The trade in illegal organs is pretty bad down that way, it's true...

Ben Shapiro

#987
February 09, 2013, 07:34:07 PM
Just to avoid confusion, and derailment.

Before we dated me and my wife were friends for a good 5 months. We started dating, and 1 month into our relationship she was kicked out by her room mates uncle; because she wouldn't break up with me for I looked like a thug one of those "La Raza." Mexicans that believe all white people are evil. The uncle never knew I existed, but he knew every detail of my life by just staring at this picture below. The only thing my wife told him was my name,that I'm going to school for engineering,I work, and this picture. Apparently with that little information I'm somehow Scarface in his eyes. Katy,Texas is full of snowbirds who never got the memo Texas is part of Mexican History. One last note though he thought I sold drugs, and wanted to know how I managed to get into school. It took lots of self-control not knocking him out when I picked up my wife when the son of a bitch threw her out. Texas has a Tuscon.

TL;DR I'm a boogeyman in Texas, and Arizona.

What made me lol about the analogy is that I'm actually into big women. I like women with that post-child birth figure.


Mangrove

#988
February 10, 2013, 07:11:56 PM
Long hair, leather jacket, heavy metal shirt. You don't look like a bogeyman so much as absolutely everyone I hung out with in the 80s.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#989
February 10, 2013, 07:18:58 PM
Texas used to BE part of Mexico.

His ass can't comprehend "Six Flags"? Put him on a rollercoaster. Preferably behind someone who pukes easily.
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