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ITT Suu wasn't dancing on the ceiling...

Started by Suu, February 25, 2011, 12:17:36 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#30
February 25, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
UGH, you would think they would take a common sense approach and go with the water runs downhill and go backwards from the actual leak to the point of origin.  :argh!: But I've been told that very same thing before Suu, so I know the frustration.  When JW was little his ceiling collapsed right over his crib.  It took them 2 months to figure out where the actual leak was. :cry:

Bless your heart, this sucks!!!

Suu

#31
February 25, 2011, 04:07:34 PM
All I know is, I pissed off a god SOMEWHERE in the past couple of years. I don't know which one, or if I'm simply Eris's latest plaything. But really, this can stop now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#32
February 25, 2011, 04:10:28 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 04:07:34 PM
All I know is, I pissed off a god SOMEWHERE in the past couple of years. I don't know which one, or if I'm simply Eris's latest plaything. But really, this can stop now.

On the plus side, February has only 4 days left.  This might be the grand finale.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#33
February 25, 2011, 04:12:53 PM
 :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#34
February 25, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 04:10:28 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 04:07:34 PM
All I know is, I pissed off a god SOMEWHERE in the past couple of years. I don't know which one, or if I'm simply Eris's latest plaything. But really, this can stop now.

On the plus side, February has only 4 days left.  This might be the grand finale.

:crankey:

Don't SAY that shit!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Eater of Clowns

#35
February 25, 2011, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 04:10:28 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 04:07:34 PM
All I know is, I pissed off a god SOMEWHERE in the past couple of years. I don't know which one, or if I'm simply Eris's latest plaything. But really, this can stop now.

On the plus side, February has only 4 days left.  This might be the grand finale.

:crankey:

Don't SAY that shit!

It can't possibly get any worse than this!

Nothing can stop us now!

Well at least that's over!

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe!

I'm invincible!

Don't worry Suu, I'm confident enough in my disbelief of superstition that I'm willing risk your well being.

:awesome:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Luna

#36
February 25, 2011, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:24:10 PM

:crankey:

Don't SAY that shit!

No shit.  I have to go deal with the not-ex-yet-husband on Monday.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#37
February 25, 2011, 04:32:04 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 04:10:28 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 04:07:34 PM
All I know is, I pissed off a god SOMEWHERE in the past couple of years. I don't know which one, or if I'm simply Eris's latest plaything. But really, this can stop now.

On the plus side, February has only 4 days left.  This might be the grand finale.

:crankey:

Don't SAY that shit!

It can't possibly get any worse than this!

Nothing can stop us now!

Well at least that's over!

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe!

I'm invincible!

Don't worry Suu, I'm confident enough in my disbelief of superstition that I'm willing risk your well being.

:awesome:

You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Eater of Clowns

#38
February 25, 2011, 04:33:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:32:04 PM
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

Pfah.

I'm sure glad that's over!

It's a million to one chance!

We can't lose!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Adios

#39
February 25, 2011, 04:35:17 PM
Feb. is going right to the end here. We had a blizzard yesterday that left over 6 inches on the ground, 30% chance of snow tonite and Sat, with thunderstorms and rain on Sunday. Oh, and it's 16 degrees.

P3nT4gR4m

#40
February 25, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 25, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
UGH, you would think they would take a common sense approach and go with the water runs downhill and go backwards from the actual leak to the point of origin.  :argh!: But I've been told that very same thing before Suu, so I know the frustration.  When JW was little his ceiling collapsed right over his crib.  It took them 2 months to figure out where the actual leak was. :cry:

Bless your heart, this sucks!!!



To be fair, water doesn't have common sense and in cases like leaks it tends to exploit it's powers of capillary action and go wherever the hell it pleases. By the time it starts forming a puddle it might well have travelled halfway round the house :sad:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Luna

#41
February 25, 2011, 04:38:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:32:04 PM
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

:aaa:

Where do you come up with this stuff, anyway?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eater of Clowns

#42
February 25, 2011, 04:39:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 04:38:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:32:04 PM
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

:aaa:

Where do you come up with this stuff, anyway?

I think he was just saying that he intends to run me down whilst engaging in his typical Friday night activities.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Richter

#43
February 25, 2011, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 04:39:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 04:38:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:32:04 PM
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

:aaa:

Where do you come up with this stuff, anyway?

I think he was just saying that he intends to run me down whilst engaging in his typical Friday night activities.

Note the Lack of "I will" in original statement.  ;) 

Also, I need to revise my "Guide to Gonzo Swearing" to include vivid obscene description and colorful metaphor.  It's all a few basic frameworks you fill in with horrible things.  Hunter S. Thompson and W. Ellis' "Transmetropolitan" and "Crooked Little Vein" are all pratical examples.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#44
February 25, 2011, 05:05:23 PM
Wait, Richter has an ice cream truck??
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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