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Started by Horab Fibslager, July 19, 2004, 03:14:42 AM

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Horab Fibslager

July 19, 2004, 03:14:42 AM
well  iv'e decided to start my own alien sex cult. i will gain devoted followers by offerign free trips to my remote ranch where i will explain the message of interspecies lvoe the aliens have sent me. i will then invite the the hottest new cultists to special sessions with the aliens, whoa re keen to reporduce mong humanity, creating a new super hybrid of superinteligent bio-calculators, with which to dominte the universe through the rapid collapse of massive polynomials. to learn more about how you too can have a chance to have sex with the aliens and help the enlargment of our kromulent diharmonic map trinomials co-axised through the jugular hyperbolear sectorss, send all you assets to us!
Hell is other people.

sakredchao

#1
July 19, 2004, 06:40:24 AM
do they have space STDs?

do i get to go to another planet in the spaceship?

can i fly in the kind that looks like the 5 fingered hand of eris??

kim
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Horab Fibslager

#2
July 19, 2004, 07:14:13 AM
1: censored to protect you from the terribel secret of space

2: faithful alien lovers get to take a ride on the space ship after drinking the space punch

3: only if you call teh alien "daddy".
Hell is other people.

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#3
July 19, 2004, 08:09:47 AM
I dunno man, greys just aren't my type...

Horab Fibslager

#4
July 19, 2004, 08:11:10 AM
Quote from: HotsumaI dunno man, greys just aren't my type...

we got all kinds.
Hell is other people.

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#5
July 19, 2004, 08:12:55 AM
do you have any aliens from the planet Lesbi?

Horab Fibslager

#6
July 19, 2004, 08:16:07 AM
yes. btu only for hot lesbian true believers. :mrgreen:
Hell is other people.

sakredchao

#7
July 19, 2004, 04:03:03 PM
are there any aliens that only live in a hydrogen atmosphere?

i want to bree with one of them and make a super creature that can complain in either an oxygen or hydrogen based atmosphere

kim
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Schweinepriester G.

#8
July 19, 2004, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: sakredchaoare there any aliens that only live in a hydrogen atmosphere?

i want to bree with one of them and make a super creature that can complain in either an oxygen or hydrogen based atmosphere

kim

But be sure to mix the genes the right way or you might get a child that is both killed by oxygen and hydrogen..
"...it would needlessly exclude IMPS implementations that
  may utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes;"
RFC 2795, section 4 (Infinite-TAG)

sakredchao

#9
July 19, 2004, 10:59:07 PM
oh crap!  you're right.  better get some mercenary geneticists to play god.

kim
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Malaul

#10
July 19, 2004, 11:38:48 PM
Ill be happy to be a Interspecies Human/Cat shapeshifter....

Will I get to wear funky costumes and what not?
Coito ergo sum
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Horab Fibslager

#11
July 20, 2004, 09:15:38 AM
costumes? THERE'S NO COSTUMES!

whoever told you the aliens are just me dressed up in a rubber suit is a bltant liar and probaly a member of the kgb, who have been plotting against me for years...


er...
Hell is other people.

Xoder

#12
July 20, 2004, 02:21:06 PM
But Aliens came and Fucked the Monkey

They fucked the monkey.
There would have been a sig here. If you loved your goddess enough!

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