How to mess with scammers? (specifically ones selling "magic" items)

[LMNO]

Ten bonus points for working Quantumz in there.

[Junkenstein]

Memo to self, cease and desist letter for that has got to be worth a chuckle.

I've been banging an EPA letter together.

Seen this shit? (break link if needed)


"You can right click and save the image for free download" - Verbatim quote.
"No shit dumbass, it's a picture on the internet" - what my brain can't stop screaming.

I can smell the arrogance from here. Fun ahoy.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ten bonus points for working Quantumz in there.

I can definitely do that.

Maybe a letter on NRC letterhead?  I still have some of that hanging around.

[LMNO]

Letterhead is always a good choice, regardless of office or department.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Letterhead is always a good choice, regardless of office or department.

I still have piles of that shit in a filing cabinet from the old EGfaBT days.

[paradoxlogos]

I edited in a couple storefronts, but I'm fairly sure it's the same dude. And while I'm at it, here's a "review" of that key thing.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8x_MU9CM7Q

And just for the hell of it, here's some chick trying to sell it, who I must say I don't think is a particularly good actress. But worth a laugh.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/user/SovereignAlliance?feature=watch

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I edited in a couple storefronts, but I'm fairly sure it's the same dude. And while I'm at it, here's a "review" of that key thing.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8x_MU9CM7Q

And just for the hell of it, here's some chick trying to sell it, who I must say I don't think is a particularly good actress. But worth a laugh.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/user/SovereignAlliance?feature=watch

You don't have to break youtube links.  Just URLs to sites.

Will check out this evening.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AAHAHHHHHHHHH hxxp://www.galacticwands.com/GALACTIC_WANDS/GALACTICWANDS.COM.html

THIS IS THE DOUCHIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.

I have always wondered who bought that crap. Now I know. Crazy people who don't have the wherewithal to distinguish utter bullshit from reality.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is the EXACT kind of crap my ex-boyfriend, who I am convinced is schizotypal, would have been suckered by. This and anything having to do with "dream-states". This shit pisses me off no end.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's a FUCKING STICK and some ROCKS wrapped with FUCKING YARD AND WIRE. FROM THE CRAFT STORE.

FFFU

[Junkenstein]

It's a FUCKING STICK and some ROCKS wrapped with FUCKING YARD AND WIRE. FROM THE CRAFT STORE.

FFFU

Only $500.

I'll take the one wrapped in old Christmas string.

[Payne]

Loadstone Technology
Lodestone Technology uses Magnite that has been struck by lighting.
These stones are used for grounding and drawing large amounts of energy from the magneto sphere from planet earth. This magnetricity is used in keeping the wand charged at all times while remain anchored to the planet. Each load stone is hand carved and it's polarity is aligned correctly to the wands energetic structure.
This combination and intent creates a wand that not only has consciousness through it's programming but creates a bond between it's user and planet Earth. The magnetic field generators allow the wand and it's user to draw upon larger amounts of energy needed for advance forms of energy manipulation.
The implementation of this technology, with the current application of the wand construct, allows each of the hand crafted pieces to remain within top vitality and aligned accurately throughout the users life. The 5D structure becomes more complex as your skill increases; the wand will grow with you and be able to handle advanced energy work, as you continue on your path.
Wands that are made with the Loadstone Tech, will have the symbol next to the picture.

So that's how the fuck magnets work.

Plus, expect me to be using the word "magnetricity" on a semi regular basis.

[LMNO]

    

[Pæs]

Loadstone Technology
Lodestone Technology uses Magnite that has been struck by lighting.
These stones are used for grounding and drawing large amounts of energy from the magneto sphere from planet earth. This magnetricity is used in keeping the wand charged at all times while remain anchored to the planet. Each load stone is hand carved and it's polarity is aligned correctly to the wands energetic structure.
This combination and intent creates a wand that not only has consciousness through it's programming but creates a bond between it's user and planet Earth. The magnetic field generators allow the wand and it's user to draw upon larger amounts of energy needed for advance forms of energy manipulation.
The implementation of this technology, with the current application of the wand construct, allows each of the hand crafted pieces to remain within top vitality and aligned accurately throughout the users life. The 5D structure becomes more complex as your skill increases; the wand will grow with you and be able to handle advanced energy work, as you continue on your path.
Wands that are made with the Loadstone Tech, will have the symbol next to the picture.

So that's how the fuck magnets work.

Plus, expect me to be using the word "magnetricity" on a semi regular basis.

Goddamn I want to make a parody version of these sites and when you click "BUY NOW" it tells you you're a schmuck.

[LMNO]

How on earth could you make something that's MORE of a parody than the original?