Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Brother Mythos]

I[...]found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well.

It's a trap.

[The Way Of The Burnt Rim]

Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey there, new guy!

[The Way Of The Burnt Rim]

Hey there, old guy!

[Cain]

Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

One presumes this is some kind of big truck?

[Nast]

Hello new person! There are no real people here, only crustracean-shaped horrors.

[The Way Of The Burnt Rim]

Hello new person! There are no real people here, only crustracean-shaped horrors.

This sounds like my kind of party

And yes, I did indeed come here via a series of tubes which I do not understand

[The Wizard Joseph]

Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

One presumes this is some kind of big truck?

made my evening! Bar was pretty low at this point but thanks!


Welcome new person. Pool's on the roof. Stay away from the basement if you hear a singing sound. I just don't want to clean up another mess.

[Brother Mythos]

Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

Welcome, newer being!

[LMNO]

Hello, entity!

[Ziegejunge]

Grievings and salivations!

Er...um..I mean...

Greetings and salutations!

(Or whichever you prefer)

[Freeky]

Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

One presumes this is some kind of big truck?

I'd have assumed it was some kind of tube, myself.

[Deadbear21]

Introducing.....DeadBear
Charmer, Man about town, Doc.
Yours Faithfully,
COI DeadBear, PFC   

[Vanadium Gryllz]

Welcome!

[LMNO]

Hi, new entity!

The pool can be found on the roof.