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Started by navkat, July 04, 2011, 10:28:55 PM

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navkat

I always get a little nervous about having an account on here when great lulz are happening in the world and you jackasses aren't posting a goddamned word about it...like motherfuckin radio silence or some shit.

:jiggle:???

Doktor Howl

Quote from: navkat on July 04, 2011, 10:28:55 PM
I always get a little nervous about having an account on here when great lulz are happening in the world and you jackasses aren't posting a goddamned word about it...like motherfuckin radio silence or some shit.

:jiggle:???

We're busy being butthurt.  It's July, remember?
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:30:51 PM
Quote from: navkat on July 04, 2011, 10:28:55 PM
I always get a little nervous about having an account on here when great lulz are happening in the world and you jackasses aren't posting a goddamned word about it...like motherfuckin radio silence or some shit.

:jiggle:???

We're busy being butthurt.  It's July, remember?

"What are we gonna do this month, Dr Howl?"
"What we do every month ending in a 'y', Cain....be busy finding things to get butthurt over."

navkat

cn we pls stop w/ teh hurting of teh butt and make funnay again nao pls?

Seriously, I got so many problems right now, I don't think there's room in my butt for one more dick but I'm sure I'll try crammin' another up there if the responsibility falls to me.

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I don't recall anyone preventing you from posting links to lulz.  Just sayin...

Lulz does happen to be a known cure for cancer.
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The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


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The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


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