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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
May/May not be RAW, but there's something else along the lines of "yippies became yuppies".


Either way, we're just talking about various people that need beating with rakes.

I say we round up everyone that fell short of perfection, and smack them with garden spades until they attain that perfection.

BRB, investing in garden spades.

woot
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
May/May not be RAW, but there's something else along the lines of "yippies became yuppies".


Either way, we're just talking about various people that need beating with rakes.

I say we round up everyone that fell short of perfection, and smack them with garden spades until they attain that perfection.

BRB, investing in garden spades.

woot

I've built successful businesses on shoddier ideas.

I say businesses, it was more like a cartel. I say cartel and it was more like boys in balaclavas with good intentions.


I say good intentions, I mean bricks.


Fuck you, it's a kind of business.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

I know that business model. We should hold a convention. By convention I mean go to the mattresses

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Demolition Squid

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 03, 2014, 06:19:59 PM
I know that business model. We should hold a convention. By convention I mean go to the mattresses

BRB moving to Wales.
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

S

I read these forums quite a bit. Liked reading the old BIP ones too. Never registered, but looking to be more active in the movement. Opening communications seems to increase that likelihood.

Also, I recently finished losing my mind. It was a long, painful process. I could feel it going, and now I dare not trust any of my perceptions.

Hoping to find a place to occasionally post adventures and exploits.

LMNO

Hi, new guy!

If you can still perceive a keyboard and monitor, I'd be interested in reading your journey.

Be aware, though, that there are some people here who have been mentally ill, and many who know someone who has been; and they don't take the use of the many synonyms for "madness" lightly.  At all, at all.

So be warned.  If you're talking about being wacky and throwing off social conventions, don't call yourself "insane".  You'll be better off for it.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Meunster

Quote from: S the Mad on December 04, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
I read these forums quite a bit. Liked reading the old BIP ones too. Never registered, but looking to be more active in the movement. Opening communications seems to increase that likelihood.

Also, I recently finished losing my mind. It was a long, painful process. I could feel it going, and now I dare not trust any of my perceptions.

Hoping to find a place to occasionally post adventures and exploits.


"We aren't a movement, movements are systems and systems kill. "~punks

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and systems belong to Grey face." ~ Grey faced discordianists.

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and the only system I want inside me is a carrot." ~the rest of us.

"You're making a bad impression for the new guy." ~you?
Poe's law ;)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Hi there, new guy!

Some people call me the welcome wagon.

Some people call me things that are less flattering.

You probably won't call me anything at all, because most people who post in this thread are never heard from again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 12:33:31 AM
Hi there, new guy!

Some people call me the welcome wagon.

Some people call me things that are less flattering.

You probably won't call me anything at all, because most people who post in this thread are never heard from again.

There is a cannibal amongst us.  I can sense it.
Molon Lube

rong

sure am glad i never posted in this thread

wait . . . oh shit
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

S

Thanks for the warm welcome!

Quote from: Meunster on December 06, 2014, 12:05:58 AM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 04, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
I read these forums quite a bit. Liked reading the old BIP ones too. Never registered, but looking to be more active in the movement. Opening communications seems to increase that likelihood.

Also, I recently finished losing my mind. It was a long, painful process. I could feel it going, and now I dare not trust any of my perceptions.

Hoping to find a place to occasionally post adventures and exploits.


"We aren't a movement, movements are systems and systems kill. "~punks

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and systems belong to Grey face." ~ Grey faced discordianists.

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and the only system I want inside me is a carrot." ~the rest of us.

"You're making a bad impression for the new guy." ~you?

Of course, "we" aren't a movement. I hardly know you. Dinner and drinks and then maybe the movement can begin? You're quite forward but I like that.

Less in jest...

I can't remember if I meant movement or moment.

LMNO, thanks for the heads up. I frequently have minor auditory hallucinations; I've gotten pretty good at sorting them out but it gets taxing. More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack. It had something to do with thinking about how two things were connected with---with like a web in between.

Mad is meant as: I dare not trust my own perceptions, so why should you trust me? I'm angry, mad, possibly at things I've only imagined. I'm also madcap, prone to ranting.

I do not knowingly make light of mental illness. It's a hell of a thing. If someone abuses me for my choice of name or description of what I've felt, trust I know I deserve it. After all, it may not be what I intended, but it's a consequence of choice regardless. And they likely need someone to rail against; getting anger at the situation out is healthy. May as well be me.

I'm really not wacky. I'm an embittered, occasionally brilliant, irrational bastard.

minuspace


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2014, 04:28:57 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 12:33:31 AM
Hi there, new guy!

Some people call me the welcome wagon.

Some people call me things that are less flattering.

You probably won't call me anything at all, because most people who post in this thread are never heard from again.

There is a cannibal amongst us.  I can sense it.

Quiet,  you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack.

Self indulgent tripe.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."