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The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

Started by Suu, August 23, 2011, 02:23:49 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 27, 2011, 10:07:55 PM
So is the tape on the windows just holiday decorations, or does it actually do something?

It's to keep glass from going everywhere if the windows break.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu


Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 27, 2011, 10:07:55 PM
So is the tape on the windows just holiday decorations, or does it actually do something?


You union jack the windows to control breakage. Will it stop a tree? Fuck no, but neither will plywood. It's to stop a mess from being made. The letters are just tradition. You should always write messages to hurricanes. I really wanted to do, "LEEROY JENKINS!" On one of them this year, but I don't have enough double panes.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

Well, we're ready for the hurricane here. Took the top off of the Jeep, went for a ride, and bought a bag of ice. bring it!

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Torrential rains in boston. On villagers porch with friends. Arm soaked when poked out after three seconds
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

I'm off the list.

Hope you spags make it through the next 12 hours ok.

We won't know if we are sending our people until monday. They got the task force on 96 hour notice.

Luna

Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 04:04:13 AM
I'm off the list.

Hope you spags make it through the next 12 hours ok.

We won't know if we are sending our people until monday. They got the task force on 96 hour notice.

Give us a heads up if you're out this way, we'll arrange for at least one beer.   :D

It's starting to look like the worst of it is going to pass west of us, though, so, hopefully, things won't be TOO bad.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2011, 04:33:03 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 04:04:13 AM
I'm off the list.

Hope you spags make it through the next 12 hours ok.

We won't know if we are sending our people until monday. They got the task force on 96 hour notice.

Give us a heads up if you're out this way, we'll arrange for at least one beer.   :D

It's starting to look like the worst of it is going to pass west of us, though, so, hopefully, things won't be TOO bad.

Even if we end up sending troops, I won't be going.

Eater of Clowns

There is currently a slight breeze and refreshing rain.

Oh, and IHOP was closed when I was drunk and needed some fucking pancakes.

Irene, thus far, is the worst storm ever.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

Fuuuck I can see my car from my window and I think it got a leaf on the windshield.

God this is just awful.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Phox

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2011, 05:36:35 AM
Fuuuck I can see my car from my window and I think it got a leaf on the windshield.

God this is just awful.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Don Coyote

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2011, 05:35:07 AM
There is currently a slight breeze and refreshing rain.

Oh, and IHOP was closed when I was drunk and needed some fucking pancakes.

Irene, thus far, is the worst storm ever.

Now I want pancakes. Asshole.

Luna

Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 05:38:37 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2011, 05:35:07 AM
There is currently a slight breeze and refreshing rain.

Oh, and IHOP was closed when I was drunk and needed some fucking pancakes.

Irene, thus far, is the worst storm ever.

Now I want pancakes. Asshole.

So do I.  So, in the morning, I will make pancakes. And bacon.

Suu gets some, since she's crashed on my couch.  Anybody else who turns up for breakfast can be fed, as well.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

Heard 1000 Indiana Guardsmen are enroute to yall.