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A DEISTIC SATIRICAL TAKE ON THE GARDEN OF EDEN

Started by Placid Dingo, November 06, 2011, 12:33:26 AM

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Richter

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 07, 2011, 04:59:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 07, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Agreed.  I have yet to hear a case of "God told us we could have X" ending well.

God told us we can have beer and ice cream.

That was "Bob".  God advocated booze and crackers before noon on Sundays last I checked.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: Richter on November 07, 2011, 05:09:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 07, 2011, 04:59:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 07, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Agreed.  I have yet to hear a case of "God told us we could have X" ending well.

God told us we can have beer and ice cream.

That was "Bob".  God advocated booze and crackers before noon on Sundays last I checked.

I'd done Christianity half-heartedly then.

Is there boasting with the priest and arm wrestling after mass? I never really stuck around.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Phox

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 07, 2011, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 07, 2011, 05:09:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 07, 2011, 04:59:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 07, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Agreed.  I have yet to hear a case of "God told us we could have X" ending well.

God told us we can have beer and ice cream.

That was "Bob".  God advocated booze and crackers before noon on Sundays last I checked.

I'd done Christianity half-heartedly then.

Is there boasting with the priest and arm wrestling after mass? I never really stuck around.
If I can trick the pope into ordaining me, there sure as hell will be.  :lol:

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 07, 2011, 06:07:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 07, 2011, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 07, 2011, 05:09:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 07, 2011, 04:59:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 07, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
Agreed.  I have yet to hear a case of "God told us we could have X" ending well.

God told us we can have beer and ice cream.

That was "Bob".  God advocated booze and crackers before noon on Sundays last I checked.

I'd done Christianity half-heartedly then.

Is there boasting with the priest and arm wrestling after mass? I never really stuck around.
If I can trick the pope into ordaining me, there sure as hell will be.  :lol:

Excellente!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Richter

I've been ordained a couple times.  Let's do this.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 07, 2011, 02:15:58 AM
Reminds me of Gnosticism and the Demiurge. I do like the story of Sophia and Demiurge as opposed to the Judeo-Christian story, even if both are silly.

THIS

They are all silly to me. I laughed until I cried, for a while I did both.  I'm better now but not quite over it.  :wink:
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