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Messages - Cainad (dec.)

#5926
Discordian Recipes / Re: I used to not believe in love
February 29, 2008, 05:10:32 AM
Ground-up Morrocans, duh.
#5927
Or Kill Me / Re: It was me. I did it.
February 29, 2008, 04:47:17 AM
I know, "I" am taking credit for an awful lot aren't I? :mrgreen:
#5929
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM
February 29, 2008, 02:14:31 AM
Vandalism is as old as the things being vandalized. It has not brought down the institutions that oppress, and it does not open up people's minds.

People want their newspapers, and they want a working postal system. They want their general surroundings to not look like shit. In a war of images, the System WILL win. It has the home field advantage, not to mention better teamwork.

That is why Operation: Mindfuck is about mindfucking. We are not attacking the System itself, or its image. POSTERGASM memebombs are direct shots at the people that normally defend the system: uncritical, complacent minds.
#5930
Or Kill Me / Re: The Cover of the Book
February 28, 2008, 09:37:47 AM
"FUCK YOU, I AM A MISUNDERSTOOD ARTISTE! PPL DONT GET MY ANTHOLOGY OF POEMS ABOUT FLOOR WAXING BECAUSE THEY ARE TEH STOOPID! AND MY DECISION TO PUT A PICTURE OF ROSS PEROT ON THE COVER WAS ARTISTIC EXPRESSION!"



Yeah, I judge the current edition of the PD by its cover. Nothing wrong with that, 'cause it's still fucking win.
#5931
Or Kill Me / Re: It was me. I did it.
February 26, 2008, 05:04:40 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 26, 2008, 12:12:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 26, 2008, 02:19:16 AM
Congrats. I believe you just made the same mistake as my Xtian friend.

dude. don't use "you came to the same conclusion as a christian" as an argument to point out that somebody is wrong. that's just weak.

You are absolutely right. But I am not in the mood to care.
#5932
Principia Discussion / Re: Some thoughts from #Discord
February 26, 2008, 02:30:06 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 25, 2008, 10:36:47 PM
Apparently Mac users can't get on IRC.  So much for the Apple of Discord! :argh!:

LOLWUT


Cainad,
Epic Mactard
#5933
Or Kill Me / Re: It was me. I did it.
February 26, 2008, 02:19:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2008, 10:08:10 PM
I got something a little deeper out of it than that... that the label is external, causing people to flail about them "fighting" a nonexistent target, completely missing that the thing they are fighting ISN'T EXTERNAL, and that the very act of fighting of this nonexistent external "evil" perpetuates the real, internal "evil".

Maybe that's not what he meant though?

This is probably the closest interpretation.

Quote from: LMNO on February 25, 2008, 05:44:04 PM
::phone rings::

Hello, Stalin?  What's up, it's Adolph.  Yeah, fine, fine... Hey, did you hear?  Sin and evil don't exist!  Yeah, I know.  Looks like we're in the clear now!

Ok, see you for cribbage on Saturday?  Cool.  Ciao!


::hangs up::

Congrats. I believe you just made the same mistake as my Xtian friend. Hand over your Pope card nao.



My point was that there is no singular source for evil in the world (whether or not "evil" exists as an absolute is immaterial; bad things are bad things regardless for my purposes). Obviously this piece wasn't written for Discordians, at least not of the PD.com variety. 23PINEALFNORD Discordians might believe that the Curse of Greyface is responsible for all the bad things in the world, Scientologists believe it's thetans, hardcore liberals and conservatives blame each other, etc.

Many things may be "evil" or "bad," but they do not have a common source (physical or spiritual). Just like many things are colored purple, but are not all made with the same pigment. I have another piece in the works that may express what I mean more clearly.
#5934
Quote from: Lysergic on February 25, 2008, 07:43:09 AM
So Suu... You going to try do me or wut? Or are you like working on like a bunch now and I'm just being an impatient fuck?

Quiet. This thread has become the place where we express our mutual desire to sex each other up.
#5935
 :lulz:
#5936
Or Kill Me / Re: It was me. I did it.
February 23, 2008, 05:03:16 AM
 :fap:
#5937
Or Kill Me / It was me. I did it.
February 23, 2008, 04:52:52 AM
It was me. I did it.

All of humanity's problems, it's crimes, its sins, its stupidity, all of the evil and ugly things produced by human action: it's all my fault. I am the source of these terrible things that make people hate one another, all the little wrongs done and revenged upon everyone.

Hatred, grief, guilt, murder, and pain. All of these and more are my doing, and everything wrong with society can be traced back to me somehow.

I have a million names: Satan, sin, human nature, the Devil, godlessness, blind faith, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Pagans, capitalism, communism, hubris, and ignorance, to name a handful. Ever since humanity first appeared on this Earth it has tried to name me. But a thing cannot be killed by attacking a name given to it, so I persist in what I do, my action amplified a thousand times when humanity lashes out at another one of my labels.

They have never found me, they have never come close to destroying me. Whenever I am sought out, those unfortunates who are in the path of my pursuers see me standing right behind them who would destroy me, guiding them. When they try to flee from me and my influence, they find me standing right in their way. I can do all of this because of one simple fact.

I don't exist.
#5938
Discordian Recipes / Re: Pie or Cake?
February 23, 2008, 03:58:20 AM
Well, I am over it. Fuck all, you think I'm gonna turn down an offer of pie?

"Oh, no thank you, I couldn't; I voted for Cake on PD.com."
#5939
Or Kill Me / Re: Homeless.
February 22, 2008, 10:52:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on February 22, 2008, 07:52:22 PM
find a way to get yourself to Hawaii, they really take care of their homeless.  Serious.

It's true. You can sleep on the beaches here.

Hope you like Spam and rice.
#5940
Principia Discussion / Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
February 22, 2008, 06:25:17 AM
Quote from: nostalgicBadger on February 22, 2008, 05:11:19 AM
BLASPHEMY!

Excellent! We need moar of that around here.