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Started by Shit, May 25, 2007, 04:57:28 AM

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#45
May 31, 2007, 01:42:27 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 30, 2007, 08:49:58 PM
Fine! I will get myself a big lesbian pirate! 8)

I hear Rosie's free. 
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#46
May 31, 2007, 01:45:49 PM
If we could somehow mate a big gay cowboy with a big lesbian pirate I suspect those babies would be the ultimate big gay superweapon

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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#47
May 31, 2007, 01:46:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 30, 2007, 08:52:21 PM
Big, Gay Cowboys > Pirates (any kind)

how about a Horde of Big Lesbian Clones?
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#48
May 31, 2007, 01:54:46 PM
Why clones?

And whose DNA?

tyrannosaurus vex

#49
May 31, 2007, 01:57:57 PM
clones because it's the future.

and the DNA will be the gender-modified DNA of a Big, Gay Cowboy.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LHX

#50
May 31, 2007, 02:00:50 PM
there is already a Big, Gay Cowboy deep down inside each and every one of god's children
neat hell

tyrannosaurus vex

#51
May 31, 2007, 02:03:10 PM
yes, but clones are not god's children, on account of their being aberrations and perversions of natural order.

therefore, if you use DNA from a full-blown BGC, you don't have to worry about any of that other shit getting in the way.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

AFK

#52
May 31, 2007, 02:03:35 PM
No wonder God's children are screwed.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LHX

#53
May 31, 2007, 02:03:57 PM
do BGCs have a forum?

we need some input on this
neat hell

LMNO

#54
May 31, 2007, 02:08:07 PM
So, the clones will be Big, Gay Cowgirls?


I got no problem with that.

tyrannosaurus vex

#55
May 31, 2007, 02:11:59 PM
Sort of, except instead of chaps they wear armored Spandex.

yes.
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LMNO

#56
May 31, 2007, 02:14:26 PM
Pics, or STFU.

tyrannosaurus vex

#57
May 31, 2007, 02:15:56 PM
that's why it's crossed out.

i HAD pics, but they got ... lost.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

#58
May 31, 2007, 02:20:22 PM
Victims of the Eternal Fap?

LHX

#59
May 31, 2007, 02:23:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 31, 2007, 02:08:07 PM
So, the clones will be Big, Gay Cowgirls?


I got no problem with that.

some threads evolve so nicely
neat hell
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