OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Looks like I die either way.

[Eater of Clowns]

Hey would my city get blowed up?  I can't see it underneath all the dot...oh.

[Cain]

Interesting to see Idaho and South Dakota get off fairly lightly, in comparison to the rest of the USA (assuming the wind from a levelled Cheyenne Mountain doesn't blow all over the latter).

That could just be because living in said states is bad enough as it is.  Nuclear war might actually be a step up for them.

[Bruno]

Why would they nuke Warren County, TN?

There are a lot of caves in that area, maybe there's a secret government base in one of them.

[LMNO]

...and now we know where all the middle silos in the Midwest are.

[Golden Applesauce]

Why would they nuke Warren County, TN?

There are a lot of caves in that area, maybe there's a secret government base in one of them.

Oak Ridge National Lab is only about two hours away. Warren County is a reasonable guess as the closest area suitable for a nuclear stockpile (tons of caves as you mentioned, tons of unused mines, much lower pop density than average for Tennessee.)

[Cain]

The only correct response to the "Iranians are DDoSing our banks!" "story".

More at http://krypt3ia.wordpress.com/2013/01/11/the-iranians-are-knocking-the-iranians-are-knocking/

[Don Coyote]

One map, two nuclear warfare scenarios:



Triangles are a 500 warhead scenario, black dots are a 2000 warhead one.

WHY THE HELL IS BAKERSFIELD, CA a potential target?

[Cain]

Oil

[Cain]

[Pergamos]

[Cain]

[McGrupp]

Always been a bit iffy on the definition of irony but I think this qualifies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Always been a bit iffy on the definition of irony but I think this qualifies.

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[Reginald Ret]