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Started by AFK, November 17, 2012, 10:57:50 PM

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AFK

This just in, Mexico is going to rescue the Twinkies! 


That was a close one, fatty fair food stall owners all across the county were collectively shitting their pants at the thought of losing their staple confection.



You may return to discussing your trivial health care, poverty, and middle east war issues.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bruno

Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!
Formerly something else...

Nephew Twiddleton

The question is- will this cause the gop to reconsider that fence?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bruno

That was truly a special, and also magical time.
Formerly something else...

Cain

Turns out the CEO of the company that makes Twinkies, Grey Rayburn, tripled his salary to $2.5 million while preparing to file for bankruptcy for the company.

Luna



Yeah, this is making the rounds.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mangrove

Quote from: CAKE on November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mangrove

Quote from: Luna on November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 PM


Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

Your wish is my command!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 PM


Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:

Of course they are...  Rather than a Bain-style plundering.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

Or a Bane style plundering, even


Mangrove

Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on November 18, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 AM
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

Your wish is my command!

:banana: :banana: :banana: and a :lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.