Quotes of the Moment II

[Eater of Clowns]

"Dispatch I'm en route to the possible B&E, I've got 404 Main St for a location.  Can you get on the line with the town and get any more information on the area?"

"Well, it's at 404 Main St, sir."

"Right, can you call them back and find out any land marks, or where it's near?"

"I imagine it's near 403 Main St and 405 Main St, sir."

But 404 is Not Found, 403 is Forbidden and 405 is Not Allowed!

   

[Suu]

Me: I'm going blonde.

The Archangel Gabriel: ...I remember when you were blonde.

Me: This is going to be all over, though, not just the front.

Gabe: ...I'll be in my bunk.

Me: 

[Luna]

"Holy technicolor Jesus, that's good."

...  Nah, some things are just better without context.

[Doktor Howl]

[Doktor Howl]

For the record, that's Vex, and he's kidding.   

[Telarus]

For the record, that's Vex, and he's kidding.   

[Salty]

My cousin lives in Bavaria, he failed to graduate from school due to apathy and incompetence. He's having a hard time finding work that isn't straight up manual labor, which he doesn't want to do. A true product of modern german parenting he's a selfish, spoiled little shit.

"I want to move to africa where there is no money or conflict. There, people are content with what they have. Here it's all about money and conflict and it's all just shit. I'm stressed have no more motivation"

[Freeky]

My cousin lives in Bavaria, he failed to graduate from school due to apathy and incompetence. He's having a hard time finding work that isn't straight up manual labor, which he doesn't want to do. A true product of modern german parenting he's a selfish, spoiled little shit.

"I want to move to africa where there is no money or conflict. There, people are content with what they have. Here it's all about money and conflict and it's all just shit. I'm stressed have no more motivation"

  Kids in Africa don't have it as bad as that guy!!


Also, I have one of my own for once.

So my math teacher has an accent (but is understable, thank god, I have such a hard time with listening through accents), and she either has a deep tan or is olive-skinned.  Consider the fact that she mentioned last week that she was from the country she was (no reveal just yet), the following was hilarious:

Student: You speak spanish, right?
Teacher: No, I don't speak spanish.
Student: Oh, you don't speak it, you just have the accent?
Teacher:  The accent is Greek.
Classroom:

[Juana]

Holy, fucking, shit. Really?

My cousin lives in Bavaria, he failed to graduate from school due to apathy and incompetence. He's having a hard time finding work that isn't straight up manual labor, which he doesn't want to do. A true product of modern german parenting he's a selfish, spoiled little shit.

"I want to move to africa where there is no money or conflict. There, people are content with what they have. Here it's all about money and conflict and it's all just shit. I'm stressed have no more motivation"

Suggest a sight-seeing tour of Somalia.

[Freeky]

Holy, fucking, shit. Really?

Yeah.  She even was talking about her being from Greece like, ten minutes before hand, too. 

Suggest a sight-seeing tour of Somalia.

YES.  DO IT. 

[Salty]

Holy, fucking, shit. Really?

My cousin lives in Bavaria, he failed to graduate from school due to apathy and incompetence. He's having a hard time finding work that isn't straight up manual labor, which he doesn't want to do. A true product of modern german parenting he's a selfish, spoiled little shit.

"I want to move to africa where there is no money or conflict. There, people are content with what they have. Here it's all about money and conflict and it's all just shit. I'm stressed have no more motivation"

Suggest a sight-seeing tour of Somalia.

His mom has a PhD and works for a pharmaceutical company and his dad is stay at home. HE HAS A CUSTOM BUILT BEDROOM IN A CUSTOM GREEN HOUSE THAT HAS AN AWARD BOLTED TO THE FRONT DOOR FOR SUPER HIPPIE GREENNESS NO SIR THERE NEVER WERE NAZIS HERE ONLY ECO FRIENDLY DICKFUCKS. HE'S NEVER HAD ONE HUNGRY DAY IN HIS LIFE. Not to mention he may or may not know Africa is a continent with varying economies throughout. I will ship him there in a fucking crate.

ETA: RAGE.

[Luna]

I will ship him there in a fucking crate.

This is the correct response.

If the crate is impractical, suggest he get mommy to pay for a vacation there, in order to scout out preferred places to live and possible employment. 

He might even come back.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

While I was heading up the stairs:

Mom: You know, there are plenty of razors up there.
Me: Hint hint, huh?
Mom: Hint hint.

[Suu]

While I was heading up the stairs:

Mom: You know, there are plenty of razors up there.
Me: Hint hint, huh?
Mom: Hint hint.

That reminds me of the winter when I decided to not shave my legs for 3 months.

Herbert got me a new razor, stuck it on the wall in the shower with a note that said, "Take the hint."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

While I was heading up the stairs:

Mom: You know, there are plenty of razors up there.
Me: Hint hint, huh?
Mom: Hint hint.

That reminds me of the winter when I decided to not shave my legs for 3 months.

Herbert got me a new razor, stuck it on the wall in the shower with a note that said, "Take the hint."

I've already told everyone, including her, that I'm going to continue to grow my goatee until my birthday (this has been going on since May).
I seriously can't wait for my birthday, as the mustache bit tends to interfere with normal eating.
Mom wanting me to shave it all off makes me want to keep at it. I guess I'll just never grow out of certain things.