Female PUAs equivalent?

[Eater of Clowns]

I once saw a cosmo article that suggested wrapping a shoe string around a mans penis and twisting it back and forth like a boy scout trying to start a fire.

Oh hey so they can be right sometimes.

Fuck you, I only thought of one thing to post today and you fuckin stole it from me 

No, fuck you! How dare you tell me I think like a Scot.   

[P3nT4gR4m]

Only known communicable mental illness 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

I kinda feel like Cosmo Logic needs to be enshrined as a logical fallacy.

It's almost more like an alternate universe in which mating is actively hostile.

HAWT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c5C6t6lFfg

See and raise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hNMwxY4-Vk

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I once saw a cosmo article that suggested wrapping a shoe string around a mans penis and twisting it back and forth like a boy scout trying to start a fire.

Oh hey so they can be right sometimes.

[The Wizard Joseph]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

It occurs to me that nature has used these methods and probably much more that I am blissfully unaware of in the gentle dance of procreation. Humans are getting off light.. mostly.

[Reginald Ret]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

It occurs to me that nature has used these methods and probably much more that I am blissfully unaware of in the gentle dance of procreation. Humans are getting off light.. mostly.

Angler Fish.
Go on, google it.
Nevermind, got it here for you.

Ducks!

Also, Land snails!

[Doktor Howl]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

There's a great story in there.  When you have 3 seconds to rub together, you should do something with that.

Or stand idly by while I run off with it.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

It occurs to me that nature has used these methods and probably much more that I am blissfully unaware of in the gentle dance of procreation. Humans are getting off light.. mostly.

Angler Fish.
Go on, google it.
Nevermind, got it here for you.

Ducks!

Also, Land snails!

Also bedbugs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

It occurs to me that nature has used these methods and probably much more that I am blissfully unaware of in the gentle dance of procreation. Humans are getting off light.. mostly.

Yep. Nature's pretty gross.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

There's a great story in there.  When you have 3 seconds to rub together, you should do something with that.

Or stand idly by while I run off with it.

More likely to stand idly by, to tell the truth... my next foreseeable chunk of free time is summer 2016. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

It occurs to me that nature has used these methods and probably much more that I am blissfully unaware of in the gentle dance of procreation. Humans are getting off light.. mostly.

Angler Fish.
Go on, google it.
Nevermind, got it here for you.

Ducks!

Also, Land snails!

Also bedbugs.

Don't forget octopodes; "Hi, nice sex arm! Mind if I rip it off and save it for later to stick in my facial sex-hole? THANKS! I'll just be over here for the next year guarding our eggs and starving myself to death... have fun growing your sex arm back!"

[The Johnny]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

It occurs to me that nature has used these methods and probably much more that I am blissfully unaware of in the gentle dance of procreation. Humans are getting off light.. mostly.

Angler Fish.
Go on, google it.
Nevermind, got it here for you.

Ducks!

Also, Land snails!

Also bedbugs.

Don't forget octopodes; "Hi, nice sex arm! Mind if I rip it off and save it for later to stick in my facial sex-hole? THANKS! I'll just be over here for the next year guarding our eggs and starving myself to death... have fun growing your sex arm back!"

Now THATS romance.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's Cosmo Logic, in which taking the single most destructive possible course of action in your relationship will keep you one step ahead of the enemy, who in  this case is your boyfriend.

DING.

For what it's worth, I have never seen Cosmo in a happy home.

DEATH MATCH: ROMANCE! TWO WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE!

I imagine this being a situation in which if she wins, she gets to harvest his gonads and store them under her mantle for future fertilizations, and will feast upon his corpse to feed her growing baby. If he wins, he tears the infant out of her abdomen and learns how to lactate.

It occurs to me that nature has used these methods and probably much more that I am blissfully unaware of in the gentle dance of procreation. Humans are getting off light.. mostly.

Angler Fish.
Go on, google it.
Nevermind, got it here for you.

Ducks!

Also, Land snails!

Also bedbugs.

Don't forget octopodes; "Hi, nice sex arm! Mind if I rip it off and save it for later to stick in my facial sex-hole? THANKS! I'll just be over here for the next year guarding our eggs and starving myself to death... have fun growing your sex arm back!"

Now THATS romance.

Invertebrates know how to do this thing RIGHT.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Every thread ends up at squid fucking

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/12/081222-squid-sex-weird.html