Sarah Palin flowchart

[fomenter]

sweet merciful fuck pterodactyls creationists

It is possible too that some of those huge flying reptiles, the pterosaurs, also survived Noah's Flood and lived into recent times. The Illustrated London News of February 9, 1856 (p. 166) reported that workmen digging a railway tunnel in France last century disturbed a huge winged creature at Culmont, in Haute Marne, while blasting rock for the tunnel.

The creature was described as livid black, with a long neck and sharp teeth. It looked like a bat, and its skin was thick and oily. It died soon after. Its wingspan was measured at 3.22 metres (10 feet 7 inches). A naturalist 'immediately recognised it as belonging to the genus Pterodactylus anas', and it matched the remains of known pterodactyl fossils.

American Indians have stories of creatures they call 'thunderbirds', the description of which resembles that of a pterosaur. It is possible that the reason they can describe and draw these creatures is because their ancestors saw them.

Less conclusive perhaps, but not necessarily to be dismissed, are modern claims of sightings of dinosaur-type creatures. Yet even among these there seem to be credible witnesses.

[Vene]

The more creationists talk, the worse their movement looks.

[hooplala]

sweet merciful fuck pterodactyls creationists

It is possible too that some of those huge flying reptiles, the pterosaurs, also survived Noah's Flood and lived into recent times. The Illustrated London News of February 9, 1856 (p. 166) reported that workmen digging a railway tunnel in France last century disturbed a huge winged creature at Culmont, in Haute Marne, while blasting rock for the tunnel.

The creature was described as livid black, with a long neck and sharp teeth. It looked like a bat, and its skin was thick and oily. It died soon after. Its wingspan was measured at 3.22 metres (10 feet 7 inches). A naturalist 'immediately recognised it as belonging to the genus Pterodactylus anas', and it matched the remains of known pterodactyl fossils.

American Indians have stories of creatures they call 'thunderbirds', the description of which resembles that of a pterosaur. It is possible that the reason they can describe and draw these creatures is because their ancestors saw them.

Less conclusive perhaps, but not necessarily to be dismissed, are modern claims of sightings of dinosaur-type creatures. Yet even among these there seem to be credible witnesses.

I love this story, and do whatever I can to make it credible to the masses...

[trillian]

"The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics began at the Fall."

This law says that the entropy ("disorder") of the universe increases over time, and some have thought that this was the result of the Curse. However, disorder isn't always harmful. An obvious example is digestion, breaking down large complex food molecules into their simple building blocks. Another is friction, which turns ordered mechanical energy into disordered heat—otherwise Adam and Eve would have slipped as they walked with God in Eden! A less obvious example to laymen might be the sun heating the earth—to a physical chemist, heat transfer from a hot object to a cold one is the classic case of the Second Law in action. Also, breathing is based on another classic Second Law process, gas moving from a high pressure to low pressure. Finally, all beneficial processes in the world, including the development from embryo to adult, increase the overall disorder of the universe, showing that the Second Law is not inherently a curse.

[Iason Ouabache]

Eris is the goddess of evolution. 

[Verbal Mike]

http://www.mooseinheadlights.com/

[Requia ☣]

Look!  It's fossil evidence!

What. the. fuck.

whoever made that apparently never saw a real human footprint.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

you're all forgetting that humans and dinosaurs still roam the planet together:

[Mangrove]

I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.

Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

there are plenty of women who already have that "style." librarians, Elaine in some episodes of Seinfeld, Peg Bundy, etc.

[Valerie - Gone]

Yeah, um, that's my everyday "style". Because I'm too lazy to make my hair look nice and deal with its length when it's windy.

[Iason Ouabache]

Look!  It's fossil evidence!

What. the. fuck.

whoever made that apparently never saw a real human footprint.

Congratulations!  You are now officially smarter than a Creationist!

[hooplala]

I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.

Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?

They meant having a baby with Down's Syndrome.

[Mangrove]

I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.

Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?

They meant having a baby with Down's Syndrome.

Ahh...chromosomal problems...it's what all the hip kids are doing nowadays. Move over Jenkem.

[AFK]

I caught an ad last night (Entertainment Tonight?) - they were offering tips on how to steal the 'Sarah Palin' style.

Style? Putting your hair up and wearing glasses is style?

They meant having a baby with Down's Syndrome.

And then slashing the Alaskan Special Olympics budget.  She's a real winner she is.