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Started by Doktor Howl, August 01, 2011, 02:43:30 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Our mayors are invariably... interesting. Sometimes scary.

Current one:



This guy is a douche. A big gay douche.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 09:51:17 PM
The wealthiest school district here uses its lawyer to pressure the news paper into not reporting pedophile and drug addict teachers, because it's a much more valuable client than the paper.

Nice.

The police here finally had a handle on things, so the council laid off a full third of them, replacing them with robocop speed traps.  The resulting revenue was supposed to go to the school district, but they just use it to buy more robocops...At the same time they cut school funding by the same amount as the robocops would have provided...In short, they double-fucked 'em.

As a result, we get the very bottom of the barrel, as far as teachers go.  With all the horrors you'd expect that would bring.

There's a reason I live up in Oro Valley with the pay'bucker swine.  It's the last solvent school district in the state, and I still have one kid in high school.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

Jesus. Yeah, I would, too.



Here's my mayor:

He scares me a little, but I like his tie.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 09:58:41 PM
Jesus. Yeah, I would, too.



Here's my mayor:

He scares me a little, but I like his tie.

HE'S GONNA EAT ME!   :x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

That looks like a man with very particular tastes when consuming the flesh of another human.

I can't tell what those tastes are, specifically, but he's a cannibal who knows what he likes.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That is the second-most terrifying mayor I've ever seen!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

Oh wait, it's suffering.

That's what it is.

Suffering.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This is our previous mayor, who was kind of awesome:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on December 12, 2011, 10:04:03 PM
This is our previous mayor, who was kind of awesome:




AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

She's kinda adorable, in a creepy let-me-lovingly-pinch-your-cheeks-with-my-claws kind of way.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 12, 2011, 10:02:01 PM
That looks like a man with very particular tastes when consuming the flesh of another human.

I can't tell what those tastes are, specifically, but he's a cannibal who knows what he likes.
:lulz: I bet he lurks on the edge of the city lines and waits for silly Fresnans to try to cross. Then he springs out from behind an abandoned car dealership and stuffs them down his gaping maw, whole and raw like a snake eating a rat.

It would explain Fresnans' reluctance to cross the boundary.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

This is our Mayor, Thomas "Mumbles" Menino, in office since 1993, when Bill Clinton appointed his predecessor Ambassador to Vatican City.



I'm not sure what this is about though.

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 10:12:12 PM
Halloween?

Just looked into it. Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 12, 2011, 10:25:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 12, 2011, 10:15:07 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 10:12:12 PM
Halloween?

Just looked into it. Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004.
Dude knows how to celebrate.  :lol:

I guess he's supposed to look like Manny Ramirez?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS