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Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, August 08, 2012, 03:31:56 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

*headdesk*

Fire breathing Dinosaurs.

I mean, sure I've seen em... while tripping through Dr. Hoffman's masterpiece.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

12. Gay people "have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists."—Teacher's Resource Guide to Current Events for Christian Schools, 1998-1999, Bob Jones University Press, 1998

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

Wonder if that's because so many of them died and went to heaven along the trail?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 08, 2012, 04:59:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

Wonder if that's because so many of them died and went to heaven along the trail?

Considering the source, I think the answer to that would be, "Well, it's not as if they were White or anything."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Kinda makes me want to take a sledgehammer to something or other.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 05:05:53 PM
Kinda makes me want to take a sledgehammer to something or other.

Bob Jones "University" was also known for outlawing interracial dating by its students until the year 2000.

In fact, if you openly advocated interracial marriage, you were expelled.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

tyrannosaurus vex

My parents, while homeschooling my sisters, refused to use anything from Bob Jones University. Because they are too liberal.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

P3nT4gR4m

I've just pictured a diagram in my head that could change everything :eek:

Maybe levels of accomplishment have to be balanced by anti-accomplishment, more commonly referred to as "epic fail"

Like you put a man on the moon = awesome therefore something like the tea party had to happen to balance it  :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 09, 2012, 12:03:35 PM
The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon :eek:

Uhhh...I don't think the morons who push this kind of shit ever worked at NASA.

But yeah, they DEFEND it. When you counter it, you get screeching that you're PERSECUTING and CHRISTIAN BASHING.  :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 10, 2012, 02:35:49 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 09, 2012, 12:03:35 PM
The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon :eek:

Uhhh...I don't think the morons who push this kind of shit ever worked at NASA.

No, NASA was merely populated with a number of Nazi war criminals, who had their records bleached so they could beat the Soviet Union in putting a man on the moon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

I mean, hey, they only held ranks in the SS and made pervasive use of slave labour (which killed tens of thousands of people), but at least they probably didn't believe the Bible was the literal word of God, right?

Elder Iptuous

I, for one, support this asshattery, and the right of morons to teach their kids to be morons.
just so long as i'm allowed to teach my kids to be the same kind of moron that I am...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on August 10, 2012, 11:51:05 PM
I, for one, support this asshattery, and the right of morons to teach their kids to be morons.
just so long as i'm allowed to teach my kids to be the same kind of moron that I am...

That second part's gonna be a little tricky.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.