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It's veils all the way down

Guys pants:  34X34  ---> 34 inch inseam, 34 inch waist.

Women:  Size 0.

What the fuck is a size 0?  And why do normal looking people wear a 7-10?  Am I right in that?  Do you need to have two ribs removed and a vacation at Dachau to get in a size 1?
  This shit has to be deliberate.

Men's sizes are also fucked. I wear a 34x34, but my waist, or hips or whereever the fuck they think my trousers are supposed to sit, are actually 35-37 inches. I wear medium ACU jackets but large undershirts, but small t-shirts. I have a large leather jacket that I swim in, and a medium jacket that is just barely the right size. Sometimes I wear small socks, and other times large socks.

For a minute there, I was like "why the fuck would anyone wear a leather jacket while swimming?"

See what I mean?

See what I mean?

 

 

Dear pickles, the only way to win at peedee is not to play.

In the history of management, no new guy has ever had a good idea. Ever.

I'm kinda sorry to hear about your schroedinger's cat's penis

The Kentucky senate passed one of these earlier this year (fortunately the House voted it down). We called it the "Fetal Seance Bill."

i misread that as Fecal Seance Bill.  the associated imagery inside my brains was funnay.

Sorry to hear

Maybe its time to march?

Now that I think about it, I would say 99% of my lawn is grass and 1% is nutrient sucking weeds.

Fuck this shit! Everyone else who took it was in some deep euphoria. I only got really, really speedy, but what's the fucking use, when I'm just sitting at home, listening to dubstep.

next time, try listening to Mitch Hedberg.

the razors by gillette guy seems pretty cool