It's MY thread and YOU CANT HAVE IT
ITT talk about me, or pray to me so we can all have a laugh
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PS sorry if I fucked up ur life lately but girls just wanna have fun
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Did you happen to see my personal introductory reply a post of yours in the introduction thread?
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O Eris, can you please send some unsuspecting new blood to our forums? For preference, someone who's not an unfunny fragile butterfly. We keep getting those.
Quote from: Freeky on November 29, 2016, 05:54:22 PM
O Eris, can you please send some unsuspecting new blood to our forums? For preference, someone who's not an unfunny fragile butterfly. We keep getting those.
:lulz:
Irony is my medicine.
dEAR eRIS. i HAVE BEEN GOOD. i WANT AN xBOXAND THE NEW cALL OF dUTY GAME AND A BIGSCREEN TV AND A PUPPY AND SOME KIND OF TECTONIC EVENT THAT SENDS A TSUNAMI AT THE uk ON OR AROUND MY BIRTHDAY WOULD BE SUPER KTHNXBAI
DERE ERUS,
EVERYTHING IS FINE. YOU JUST KEEP DOING YOUR THING.
Dear Eris,
Please let what happened in 2016 stay in 2016.
Yes Wizard Joseph I did see your reply, and your application for the position of sycophant is currently being processed!!
Freeky - I'm working on it, look for my new album dropping entitled "My New Album Is Dropping" for a Shout Out to the PD forums (no relation to a similar single by a similar name)
PeNtAgRaM- the Tsunami is on its way but I'm pretty bad with dates and linear time, however expect both the Xbox and Big Screen Idiot Box to wash ashore straight from 1 Downing Street!!! It's the same Xbox Controller that Cameron used for drone strikes so consider eBaying that shit!!!!!
Roger and Nigel, you are good boys and will get something special from me in your stockings!!!!! [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
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*rubs hands together in weasely fashion*
But allow me to lead your cult of sycophantic followers to ever greater deeds in your name and ERIS shall be upon all lips, and all people will just act like they always knew it, even as they now pretend that trolling and many other deed that glorify your Words always was and shall be known to them. They shall all forget not knowing your names! Discordia your era has begun! The world waits ready like a to-go meal with your name already on it. Allow me to get that for you.
I need a new job anyway.
Last time we talked I said I wanted to be blessed. Apparently I mumbled and you heard me say that I wanted two big breasts.
Can I give these back?
I can't even 9 tons of flax.
Quote from: Goddess Eris on November 30, 2016, 01:14:45 AM
Roger and Nigel, you are good boys and will get something special from me in your stockings!!!!! [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
My primary emotional response upon reading this is fear.
Nigel that is because you are a true adherent!! :bsex: :bsex: :bsex: :bsex:
Joseph......... sure, fetch me some microwaved lunch1!?
Ziegejunge, I gave those to you for a good reason!!! Turn them into currency and turn that currency into the vices of your choice baby!!!!!!!!!!! or not!!!!!!! do wahtever you want really!!! I know what I'll be doing.... :fap:
Trivial, somehow I ended up with nine pages of fax??? But every page just reads "EIGENSTATES REPROBATES AND APPLE CRATES". This is probably my fault somehow
also you guys chinagreenelvis sent me a PM reading only "lol", so somebody better quality up this message board before I throw down some kallisti quickfast!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Goddess Eris on December 01, 2016, 07:31:00 AM
Joseph......... sure, fetch me some microwaved lunch1!?
Done.
Well this went exactly where I expected it to, so I'm going to declare the thread closed pending an event worthy of re-opening it.
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i luv you guyssss
ITS OPEN AGAIN
just wanted to say ur da bESSSST ur all DA BESSSSSTTTTT in the world of stuff!!!!!!!!!!
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how i feel about y'all!!
Dere Eras can yuo pliz teach everyone to even?
Unfortunately, Half-Seeing Waffle, due to time matrices and the hard modern living I do in this body...
I can't
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Deer eris can u make cops not check my paper bag? Tanks.
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Meunster, the answer was inside yourself the whole time... strong cheese
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Dear Eris,
How can I motivate myself this evening? I am coming down with a cold but I have 44 assignments to grade.
Eris I'm not asking you for anything. Just want you to know that the fact that you're here @PD is a bit terrifying because for some reason when I read your replies here my gut tells me you're legitimately Eris, not pretending to be Eris.
That's all I got. I'll get back to spamming other gods and supernal functionaries and hope you have a fine time here in the fleshy realms... while they last anyway.
Nigel, set the assignments on fire and leave. Alternatively, set the assignments on fire and then try to grade as many as you can before they turn to ash
Joseph, you always know what to tell a gal
Quote from: Goddess Eris on February 13, 2017, 08:40:44 PM
Joseph, you always know what to tell a gal
It's an inherited survival attribute. 8)
Dear Eris,
Due to some stupid ontological filters my workplace has in effect, I'm able to post to any forum on the board except those that don't exist. That's a pain in the ass. Can you please fire a message off into the void concerning my enthusiasm for that domain name and the possibilities it presents?
Don't worry if that sounds vague...they'll know what I'm getting at!
ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS
Imbue me with the strength
to cause social change
via molotov cocktail
NoLeDeMiel, u good homie
expect their reply in the usual way... you'll know what I mean
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hi Eris, do you run the forum?
Eris. The last time I shouted out your name loud, my beard caught fire. Was there some spiritual meaning behind this or did you just want to remind me you were able to?
Quote from: Goddess Eris on December 06, 2016, 01:11:06 AM
Well this went exactly where I expected it to, so I'm going to declare the thread closed pending an event worthy of re-opening it.
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HELLO MY CHILDREN
It seems like a good enough time as any to stir up more trouble—what towers are tumbling lately?
Incidentally, I'd like to clear up a common misconception... I wasn't jealous of not being invited to that lame party, because I totally crashed it anyway. They knew they couldn't keep me out! But anyway, these sticks in the mud are "afraid" of "me" when I'm "drunk"... so I snuck a boozed-up apple in the dang thang. It was clearly labelled FOR ME, but then these petty hussies assume it's a contest. Anyway, at that point they'd completely stopped paying attention to the libations table, and I had a nice show on my hands. I'd love to say I planned it, but really, I'm a go-with-the-flow kind of Goddess.
Dearest Eris;
Lately I have been having trouble waking up in the morning due to very compelling and pleasant dreams of murdering people.
What do?
Hail Eris:
Is it pronounced "eh ris" or "ee ris"?
Signed,
Your Cramulus
It's pronounced "Eeeeeer-ricky-ricky-row-ricky-ricky-rih-essssss" and as for that other nutjob... I dunno, go on a killing spree in My name or something? It's not really my vibe but Kek's been getting all that bloodshed lately, maybe there's something to it.
Note that at the moment of termination, you ought to shout "THIS IS FOR EEEEEER-RICKY-RICKY-ROW-RICKY-RICKY-RIH-EEEEEEESSSSSS!!!" like, battle cry style. It helps the soul juice get all up ins ya Goddess
That's good. I like that.
Also, I was thinking arrow through the head, like the old Steve Martin routine.
Speaking of moments of tension, Eris, can I see your boobs?
I've been trying to incorporate your worship into my life more lately, and since I spend most of my time masturbating, I figure this is a good step.
Quote from: bpseudopod on June 08, 2018, 01:04:15 AM
Speaking of moments of tension, Eris, can I see your boobs?
I've been trying to incorporate your worship into my life more lately, and since I spend most of my time masturbating, I figure this is a good step.
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Sweet Eris
I don't want to see your boobs
I want to meet you in the Darkness
I want to taste and touch your vessel
I want to find your every secret spot
And linger on each in turn
Just long enough to not be boring
Just long enough to please
I want to hear in ecstasy the Voice
That brought kings and beggars to their knees
I want to find your apple brandy bottle
And turn it upside down
And drink it all too deeply
I want to feel your vessel hit the ground
And drag me down completely
And sweetly invoke your sins
One by one begin again and again
I want to leave you wondering
I want your mind well done
And never mind my qualities
And gosh writing this poem was fun
Quote from: Goddess Eris on June 07, 2018, 03:51:20 PM
It's pronounced "Eeeeeer-ricky-ricky-row-ricky-ricky-rih-essssss" and as for that other nutjob... I dunno, go on a killing spree in My name or something? It's not really my vibe but Kek's been getting all that bloodshed lately, maybe there's something to it.
Kek waking up is just the beginning. I once had a chat with kukmhet, aka Nyx, while raising the spirits in an old Masonic graveyard around dusk. Kuk doesn't get out much, and the bloodshed in his name will be joined by others all too soon. The neo-mythic era and the fall of the Age of Reason are well on their way now. Magic such as it is never left the world, but new forms are even now coming to the forefront. The ancient and the very new are mixing up like a big old mythological smoothee. That folks are gonna die is sad, but folks die in car wrecks too and nobody stops driving in protest.
Kuk's cult has a bit of humor, but cannot appeal to most folks in the long term. It DOES draw countless idiots into the fold though. Your cult is insightful and funny, and suffers fools only somewhat, and doesn't actively recruit them... or anyone really. You either read it and Get It or you don't. Your body will endure and "Kek" will eventually be down for another nap. He's very old you know.
You've seen my boobs countless times before
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Every time you log into the PD forums.
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You guys are my favorite boobs!
And don't worry Jojo, I actually have plenty of people dying in my name. Every time someone blames "this chaotic world" for the death of someone while attempting to politicize that death to further their own order and agenda, my nipples get a wee bit hard.
Quote from: Goddess Eris on June 08, 2018, 07:37:37 PM
And don't worry Jojo, I actually have plenty of people dying in my name. Every time someone blames "this chaotic world" for the death of someone while attempting to politicize that death to further their own order and agenda, my nipples get a wee bit hard.
So you and Kuk kinda get to double dip? Nice. This is part of why I don't worship any deities. Even the ones I like are in it for their blood fix. Even, perhaps especially, HVHY is. I figure that the "gods" need us and not the other way around E-funk. But I am not fool enough to believe that the situation will change to humanity's benefit on a grand scale any time soon. Also... that change is inevitable one day barring our extinction, which would also be the doom of all entities dependent on us.
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I'm going to just stop there.
Hey man, I don't NEED bloodsport, I just think it's a good time! I could quit whenever I wanted!
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In Santeria it's forbidden to feed the spirits blood in most cases. Red corn syrup is usually the substitute. The reason is that it's like crack. The spirits want more and more, and better quality. You might start with a bit of butcher's blood, then straight up prey animal sacrifice, then predators, eventually human blood, even human sacrifice if you're a straight up Bokor. It's a tough cycle to break because it's POWERFUL. That which you will kill or die for rules you. Fuck being ruled!
I'm not tryna be preachy, just stating the facts Mam. I've got whole unwritten stories about the situation. In my tales Eris is no stranger to the blood, but the REAL fix is ambrosia, of which there is precious little left. With a steady ambrosia supply blood would be... meh. Much of the greater story arc involves an intergalactic traveling "Wizard" trying to figure out how to reproduce it or find a substitute other than blood. Long story, I'll get it written in time.
Also..
Quote from: Goddess Eris on June 09, 2018, 06:27:24 PM
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Quote from: Goddess Eris on June 09, 2018, 06:27:24 PM
omg fluffy bunnies 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
What's their name?
Do they have a name?
If I scratch a pentagon into the ground, burn something funny-smelling, and call upon their name, can I pet them for a minute?
His name is Bocce and his favorite songs are White Rabbit and Bite It, You Scum. I've inherited him from my partner's previous roommate and I love him so much!!
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Here he is doing a yawn!
Yes, he can be summoned for petting with a pentagon, but don't mistake it for a pentagram or... well, you don't want to know what happens. Just don't do it.