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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 17, 2012, 10:37:46 AM

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Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 28, 2012, 08:00:43 PM
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A slight digression re: H. C. Andersen.

In Norway (and Denmark, I think), a euphemism for masturbating is "en stille Anders" (A silent Anders). This is because H. C. Andersen used to mark his calender every time he spanked the monkey.

WHY?  :lulz:

JUST BECAUSE!  :lulz:
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