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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 03:41:52 pm

Title: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 03:41:52 pm
I am waiting for Ross to get back from meeting a potential housemate.

The longer it goes on, the moar positive it seems the outcome is.Its a five roomed house with one occupant in it currently, so no need for 4 people to unanimously vote him in, so he has a very bored guy all up in a big house and a pick of the rest of the rooms.

hopeful, but iuntil he comes home and says "i got my date for movin in" i cant count mah chickens.

and the wait is making me a little nutzy.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 03:46:29 pm
Have you tried Sigils?

Not actually being able to influence the outcome sounds like an excellent moment for Sigils!
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Payne on November 14, 2009, 03:49:46 pm
Long Wait

Or...

Long and Weighty.


YUO DECIDE!
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 03:53:21 pm
Have you tried Sigils?

Not actually being able to influence the outcome sounds like an excellent moment for Sigils!

:argh!:
Title: No subject
Post by: Suu on November 14, 2009, 04:51:21 pm
:lulz:
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 05:17:17 pm
Have you tried Sigils?

Not actually being able to influence the outcome sounds like an excellent moment for Sigils!

:argh!:

Wait, no, MAYBE YOU SHOULD INSTALL LINUX ON HIM

yes

"defenestrate" him, so to speak.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 05:41:29 pm
Have you tried Sigils?

Not actually being able to influence the outcome sounds like an excellent moment for Sigils!

:argh!:

Wait, no, MAYBE YOU SHOULD INSTALL LINUX ON HIM

yes

"defenestrate" him, so to speak.

I love the word "defenestrate"

alas, not an option. Just spoke on the phone, he's seen 2 places today. and another tommorrow, so its all go.. he reckons no more than a month to go.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 06:02:50 pm
awwww! so he didn't get the place? DAMN
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:10:01 pm
I vote for booting him in a hugely dramatic scene involving throwing all of his shit out the window.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:38:28 pm
Have you tried Sigils?

Not actually being able to influence the outcome sounds like an excellent moment for Sigils!


This.

Wait, no, MAYBE YOU SHOULD INSTALL LINUX ON HIM

yes

"defenestrate" him, so to speak.

And this, even more importantly!
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 14, 2009, 07:50:36 pm
I vote for booting him in a hugely dramatic scene involving throwing all of his shit out the window.   :lulz:
TITCM. Throw his shit on the lawn. Light it on fire. Then change all of the locks.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Dysnomia on November 14, 2009, 07:55:41 pm
I vote for booting him in a hugely dramatic scene involving throwing all of his shit out the window.   :lulz:
TITCM. Throw his shit on the lawn. Light it on fire. Then change all of the locks.

YES THIS
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 14, 2009, 08:28:10 pm
I vote for booting him in a hugely dramatic scene involving throwing all of his shit out the window.   :lulz:

This.

Why doesn't he have any friends he can stay with, again?

I'm on the verge of flying over there and throwing him out the window myself.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 14, 2009, 08:29:19 pm
I vote for booting him in a hugely dramatic scene involving throwing all of his shit out the window.   :lulz:
TITCM. Throw his shit on the lawn. Light it on fire. Then change all of the locks.

Yes. Except change locks first, just in case he comes home during.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 09:55:13 pm
awwww! so he didn't get the place? DAMN

its a social housing co-op, so theres some paperwork and the formal agreement of the guy that lives there.

he reckons a month max before hes GTFO'd.

This pleases me.

I vote for booting him in a hugely dramatic scene involving throwing all of his shit out the window.   :lulz:
TITCM. Throw his shit on the lawn. Light it on fire. Then change all of the locks.

Yes. Except change locks first, just in case he comes home during.

have fancy locks that would be a fucker to change. landlord would not be pleased either.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 10:41:13 pm
but a month is WAY TOO LONG !!!

he should stay somewhere else in the mean time ... but how?
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 14, 2009, 11:18:42 pm
eh, he's started packing, and he's gonna go see his mum after this round of veiwings...

ould be as soon as a couple weeks even, so its all good yanno.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 22, 2009, 01:18:42 am
he's chosen a place and will be putting in for it tommorrow.

not much longer now!


 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2009, 01:48:06 am
that's ridiculous.

toss him out on his ass and let him fend for himself. No reason you should have to put up with him and it kinda seems like he's dragging his heels and making excuses anyway.

what kind of man weasels his way into staying at his ex's house for months on end rather than go couch surf and drink beer with his friends? whatta pussy.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Jasper on November 22, 2009, 03:29:52 am
I saw a great recipe that called for spineless ex the other day...
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2009, 11:22:29 am
I can't wait until you get to PDX.

I'm really digging your culinary train of thought lately.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 22, 2009, 11:22:49 am
I saw a great recipe that called for spineless ex the other day...

Ooooh, do share....  :lulz:
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 27, 2009, 12:59:59 am
2 weeks notice to the landlord is GOING IN TOMMORROW!

GONE BY THE 14TH OF DECEMBER YO!

:PARTYHAT:
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on November 27, 2009, 01:12:25 am
Hurrah!
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 12, 2009, 05:12:45 pm
HE'S FUCKING GONE!

PARTY AT CHEZ PIX!

/rolls phat one.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 12, 2009, 05:27:45 pm
 :hammer: :milk: :ronpaul: :jihaad: :noodledance: :pukka:
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Dysnomia on December 12, 2009, 05:31:51 pm
PARTY AT PIXIE'S HOUSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 12, 2009, 05:35:04 pm
Can't make it I'm afraid but I promise to get blindingly shitface hammered off my trolly tree in your honor
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Payne on December 12, 2009, 07:24:48 pm
I've already started celebrating.
Title: Re: The longest wait EVAR
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 12, 2009, 08:29:55 pm
PARTY AT PIXIE'S HOUSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

more like cocktail joints and half a beer.

and fapping.

maybe moar beer yes! WE ARE GOING TO PROCEED TO THE OFF LICENSE SOON TO PURCHASE FINE ALES!

party! Me and Bisc, the guy who gives me intermittent internets hate the noisy screaming woman next door so its tiem to bring up his speakers and get beered up.

I am planning a bit of a refurb up in here in the new year.

I also had to go to Ikea with my mum and her partner, and my sister, which is like some kind of Swedish hell.  however with the staff discount plus family discount means its a cheap hell.  i had to buy pillows and bedding shit urgently, as well as cooking stuff, mum paid for half of it, pretty much. 

They showed up at midday asking "when can we go" and Ross and his mum were snarled up in the world's tiniest car (Ford Ka) in a diversion so when mum showed up with the Grandchild Herder minivan, we sent Trev (mum's fiancee) off with ALL of Ross crap and then we went on our way..

Also it seemed like i had to help him pack ALL his shit even after thursday night when it got a little ugly and i went to my mums, had to sleep next to a fucking fishtank in a house that probably is so hot it  tearing the ozone layer a new one. ON A LEATHER SOFA! So subsequently I got fuck all sleep, go to work, do a favour for a mate come home, sleep a sleep that only confirmed how b0rked I was feeling and then help the fucker pack!

more to do tommorrow, but im feeling nice an relaxed nao:D also, awesome throw and pillows desiged to sleep on side are awesome.

:hammer: :milk: :ronpaul: :jihaad: :noodledance: :pukka:
Can't make it I'm afraid but I promise to get blindingly shitface hammered off my trolly tree in your honor

cheers dude!


I've already started celebrating.

I'd probably be amused and a little bit horrified ;)