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#106
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Offical betting thread
January 06, 2017, 03:30:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2017, 03:26:06 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 06, 2017, 03:18:00 AM
Betting that Trump's public shitting on US intelligence agencies directly leads into the formation of his secret police.

Six indefinite detentions says you're being an optimist.
I'll raise you an enhanced interrogation that waterboarding doesn't go far enough and, further, turns constitutional in SCotUS.
#107
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Offical betting thread
January 06, 2017, 03:18:00 AM
Betting that Trump's public shitting on US intelligence agencies directly leads into the formation of his secret police.
#108
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2016, 12:42:16 AM
ASK ME. ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

It took me much longer than it really should have to figure this out.
How do you know this?

I called my landlord and he's fixing it tomorrow.  :lulz:
#109
I noticed my sink had a mild dripping leak last night, so I decided to do something about it. I'm happy to say after an hour's work it now has a much more severe leak.

So yeah anything you want to ask let me know, Faust.
#110
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2016, 08:24:40 PM
Cloud level is 700 feet below my office and we're in the middle of a winter storm.  Everything is white, like being at a MAGA rally.  Temperature plunging, rain is sideways, on top of the clouds moving around us.  We will all freeze to death.  Put a sign at the 5 mile marker saying "GO BACK YOU FOOLS".

Man are they are not going to be prepared when they unfreeze you in 200 years.
#111
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2016, 12:48:00 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 21, 2016, 06:01:35 PM
The brewery that just opened in my hometown doesn't have any of its own beer and is selling growlers that they can't fill.

This is me predicting their huge success.   :lulz:

:lulz: Someone needs to tell them that opening early doesn't hold a candle to opening prepared to do business.

They're merch and social media blitzing hard on their catering, restaurant, and entertainment aspects. It seems to be working for them so far, but I can't bring myself to support, even a local business, that has Brewery in its name that doesn't sell its own beer. And that sells empty growlers. And that hires a musician who's pretty well known in the area for going on drunken racist facebook tirades.

My current 5 year plan is to save up and buy their equipment on auction when they go out of business.
#112
The brewery that just opened in my hometown doesn't have any of its own beer and is selling growlers that they can't fill.

This is me predicting their huge success.   :lulz:
#114
Plot twist:  completely different alligator.
#115
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 09, 2016, 11:19:25 AM
QuotePresident-elect Donald Trump picked Linda McMahon, former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, to serve as the administrator of the Small Business Administration, his transition announced Wednesday.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/linda-mcmahon-picked-to-be-small-business-administrator/index.html

QuoteShe's donated $6 million in August and September to Rebuilding America Now, a super PAC that supported Trump's presidential bid.


"Once you're his friend, he is loyal to the end," she said. "He's an incredibly loyal, loyal friend."

Oh the fences he'll mend, oh the Medicare he'll spend,
will President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.

Oh the tweets he will trend, oh such laws to be penned,
by President Trump, our loyal, loyal friend.
#116
ECH I hope everything turns out okay. And I know it's your life and all but that was a hell of a good story.

TWJ, dude, good luck.
#117
This is the way the worlds ends
not with a bang but with a "believe me it's going to be great"
#118
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2016, 02:46:25 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 01, 2016, 02:39:55 AM
:lulz:

Glad it's only you though, the rest of us are in the top quarter of it.

I am the Kruger power-bottom.  Fear me.

Been a while since these have been issued.

:mittens:
#120
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 23, 2016, 04:14:26 PM
https://techcrunch.com/2016/11/22/googles-ai-translation-tool-seems-to-have-invented-its-own-secret-internal-language/

As DNN's and the like become more complex and learning increasingly unattended, more and more their operations become unfathomable to meatware. Potential for lulz are off the charts.

Q) "Skynet - why did you nuke Sweden?"
A) "#1#B:)"w8;,1"lk"

Translation:  lail