TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Rumckle on October 16, 2011, 05:43:19 AMI had to do that for my Scarecrow last year (though at least I could take the mask off if I really needed to).
Just bandages, and got a friend to help. I had to drink everything though a straw though.
Quote from: Cainad on October 09, 2011, 05:09:33 PMYou can have both.Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 09, 2011, 05:03:10 PM
I like spiders. I never kill em in my house.
But isn't that because the alternative in Florida is 2-foot-long crocodile-cockroach hybrids that spit acid?
Quote from: Cain on October 08, 2011, 11:15:40 PMShit, I can write bullshit about inane topics I know next to nothing about. Opportunity is knocking!
The Examiner is currently looking for a Mafia Wars correspondent, a Dog News correspondent, a Ron Paul correspondent, a Long Distance Relationships correspondent, a Hipster Culture correspondent, a Fantasy Golf correspondent and a Style For Moms correspondent.
Besides, everyone (or nearly everyone) knows the Examiner is full of shit anyway. I mean, hell, Wyldkat from TCC writes for them.
Quote from: Jasper on September 30, 2011, 09:43:48 PMYou've got it all wrong. Didn't you see the 2007 Beowulf movie?
I'm trying to convince my thrillseeker friend to team up with me and go to Burundi to hunt that thing.
Why?
Because I will then be a modern day Beowulf. Think about it; Ancient scaly man eating monster terrorizing a village? Seriously? And nobody's trying to kill it.
Like hell.
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on September 27, 2011, 11:00:52 PMI'm from Alabama, although I currently live in the Birmingham area. If navcat's still in Mobile, she'd be closer.Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2011, 10:39:45 PMDo we have any Alabamians on the board? I looked up Bay Minette and it's about 45 minutes north of Gulf Shores, so it has that going for it.
This is the reason that there are Discordians. We need to get a church registered in Alabama!Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 27, 2011, 10:40:05 PMSome might worry about the fact that their bar's clientele consists mainly of convicted criminals, but I say that they know if they were to skip out on their tab, then I will tell the judge they didn't show.
"Oh yeah, your honor. He was here all day. got nice and filled up with the spirit he did."