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OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

Started by Cain, January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#675
March 11, 2015, 10:10:16 PM
WALKIN' DOWN MARK ALL READ AVENUE IN MY NEW KICKS LIKE

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#676
March 11, 2015, 10:49:26 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on March 11, 2015, 10:10:16 PM
WALKIN' DOWN MARK ALL READ AVENUE IN MY NEW KICKS LIKE



:lulz: Holy shit, those are incredible.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#677
March 11, 2015, 10:50:13 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2015, 09:27:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 11, 2015, 07:54:22 PM
If I wasn't working for the next six hours I would offer my firm support of dianetics to see how the naturopaths deal with being lumped in with Scientology.

Sweet lord. This man is a fucking genius. This is my immediate new reaction to any woo.

"Oh those people don't believe in you magical rock? The bastards. They think I'm mad because XENU".

I shall report results in due course.

Feel free to experiment on my Facebook wall.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#678
March 11, 2015, 10:54:54 PM
I am not on facebook. I prefer to just inflict it on people as I hear it. Shop queues, lifts, you know, anywhere where there's just always two people talking bullshit and you have to suffer it for a while.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#679
March 11, 2015, 10:59:09 PM
Well, your reports are highly anticipated.

I will have you know that there is NOTHING like Facebook for trolling.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#680
March 11, 2015, 11:52:56 PM
Yeah, but you can't see the panicked look and desperation get the fuck out of the lift on Facebook.

That said, this being the future there are the various random video chat things. One of them must be dedicated to woo.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

#681
March 12, 2015, 12:49:45 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2015, 11:52:56 PM
Yeah, but you can't see the panicked look and desperation get the fuck out of the lift on Facebook.


Yes, yes you can.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#682
March 12, 2015, 01:01:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 12:49:45 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2015, 11:52:56 PM
Yeah, but you can't see the panicked look and desperation get the fuck out of the lift on Facebook.


Yes, yes you can.

You can even taste it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#683
March 12, 2015, 01:04:05 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2015, 01:01:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 12:49:45 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2015, 11:52:56 PM
Yeah, but you can't see the panicked look and desperation get the fuck out of the lift on Facebook.


Yes, yes you can.

You can even taste it.

It's like a 12 million member MysticWicks.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#684
March 12, 2015, 01:50:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 01:04:05 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2015, 01:01:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2015, 12:49:45 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2015, 11:52:56 PM
Yeah, but you can't see the panicked look and desperation get the fuck out of the lift on Facebook.


Yes, yes you can.

You can even taste it.

It's like a 12 million member MysticWicks.

That is the perfect description.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#685
March 12, 2015, 01:51:10 AM
Im posting from the classroom I'm TAing in. Because i'm all out of fucks for the term.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#686
March 12, 2015, 03:05:13 AM
I think I arrived too late to the naturopath party for the dianetics thing to catch on.  :sad:

But the idea may have inspired me to see if I can get my coworker that I hate to join the Church of Scientology. I think it's my new go to tactic for offensive people.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#687
March 12, 2015, 04:20:10 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2015, 01:51:10 AM
Im posting from the classroom I'm TAing in. Because i'm all out of fucks for the term.

That's pretty consistent with my experience with TAs
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#688
March 12, 2015, 04:47:40 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 12, 2015, 03:05:13 AM
I think I arrived too late to the naturopath party for the dianetics thing to catch on.  :sad:

But the idea may have inspired me to see if I can get my coworker that I hate to join the Church of Scientology. I think it's my new go to tactic for offensive people.

You definitely need to implement this in some form, because it's brilliant.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#689
March 12, 2015, 04:49:57 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 12, 2015, 04:20:10 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2015, 01:51:10 AM
Im posting from the classroom I'm TAing in. Because i'm all out of fucks for the term.

That's pretty consistent with my experience with TAs

If you had to hear the stupid-ass excuses people shove at us for why they are incompetent and lazy, you'd be out of fucks too.

One student walked out of class today, actually angry because the final isn't open book. "That's bullshit, man. Some of us smoke a lot of pot".

Like I give a fuck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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