Generation Y Can't I Do That

[GlompChomp]

Oh, and your associate, Brother Nihil, is lurking.  Perhaps he will tell you about the Jews.

Brother Nihil is not my associate this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians. I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

[Doktor Howl]

Brother Nihil is not my associate

You are judged by the company you keep.

this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians.

We have never been, nor claimed to have been, Real Discordians.

I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

Yes.  Nazism as nobility.  Interesting.

[GlompChomp]

Hey are these stars that keep being fruitful and multiplying under my ostentatious title like the WANTED level in GTA?

Am I playing Grand Theft Auto and can't wake up? Why are there no hookers? There were supposed to be hookers?

DOES THIS TURN YOU ON <EDITED OUT NSFW LINK DUE TO LACK OF NSFW TAG - Dr Howl> HUH? HUH?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

have we got precious little wanker bingo yet?

Not really real discordians has got to be on there somewhere...

[Doktor Howl]

Hey are these stars that keep being fruitful and multiplying under my ostentatious title like the WANTED level in GTA?

Am I playing Grand Theft Auto and can't wake up? Why are there no hookers? There were supposed to be hookers?

DOES THIS TURN YOU ON <REDACTED> HUH? HUH?

No.  Nothing turns me on.  Well, almost nothing.

[Doktor Howl]

have we got precious little wanker bingo yet?

Not really real discordians has got to be on there somewhere...

It is.  So far, we have "doing it wrong", "not real discordians", "you are the fascists", and "I'm here to stay".

Plus the free square, of course.  "I did it to mindfuck you".

[GlompChomp]

Brother Nihil is not my associate

You are judged by the company you keep.

this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians.

We have never been, nor claimed to have been, Real Discordians.

I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

Yes.  Nazism as nobility.  Interesting.

You guys INTRODUCED me to Brother Nihil, this is like running a preschool, getting a little fenced off area and making one baby with a Hitler stache and another who keeps wiping his shit in everyone's face and screaming about all the colors of the rainbow in the same playpen and saying LOOK THEY ARE CONSPIRATORS! SHUTDOWN EVERYTHING!

Well I am Claiming to Be a Real Discordian. THE REAL MCCOW.

You have to admit Hugo Boss did a damn fine job with the uniforms. Damn fine job.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Brother Nihil is not my associate

You are judged by the company you keep.

this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians.

We have never been, nor claimed to have been, Real Discordians.

I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

Yes.  Nazism as nobility.  Interesting.

in MY discordia the far right are aneristic disorder and must be mocked mercilessly. And as for glomp, well, that "i have your Iris thing" isn't that a bit stalkery?

Boundaries, dude!

also I like making left wing puns about my cats.

Worked to proper wind him up though.

[Doktor Howl]

You guys INTRODUCED me to Brother Nihil, this is like running a preschool, getting a little fenced off area and making one baby with a Hitler stache and another who keeps wiping his shit in everyone's face and screaming about all the colors of the rainbow in the same playpen and saying LOOK THEY ARE CONSPIRATORS! SHUTDOWN EVERYTHING!

Well I am Claiming to Be a Real Discordian. THE REAL MCCOW.

You have to admit Hugo Boss did a damn fine job with the uniforms. Damn fine job.

Nobody cares.  And just because you hadn't met him doesn't mean you weren't fellow travelers.

[Doktor Howl]

Brother Nihil is not my associate

You are judged by the company you keep.

this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians.

We have never been, nor claimed to have been, Real Discordians.

I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

Yes.  Nazism as nobility.  Interesting.

in MY discordia the far right are aneristic disorder and must be mocked mercilessly. And as for glomp, well, that "i have your Iris thing" isn't that a bit stalkery?

Boundaries, dude!

also I like making left wing puns about my cats.

Worked to proper wind him up though.

If you feel the need to file a complaint, rest assured that it will be dealt with posthaste.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

have we got precious little wanker bingo yet?

Not really real discordians has got to be on there somewhere...

It is.  So far, we have "doing it wrong", "not real discordians", "you are the fascists", and "I'm here to stay".

Plus the free square, of course.  "I did it to mindfuck you".

SOCIO*LOL*GIAL EXPERIMENT!

[GlompChomp]

have we got precious little wanker bingo yet?

Not really real discordians has got to be on there somewhere...

Pixie if I dress up like a terrorist will that turn you on? I want to see your tits, those big brown eyes are sexy as f 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Brother Nihil is not my associate

You are judged by the company you keep.

this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians.

We have never been, nor claimed to have been, Real Discordians.

I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

Yes.  Nazism as nobility.  Interesting.

in MY discordia the far right are aneristic disorder and must be mocked mercilessly. And as for glomp, well, that "i have your Iris thing" isn't that a bit stalkery?

Boundaries, dude!

also I like making left wing puns about my cats.

Worked to proper wind him up though.

If you feel the need to file a complaint, rest assured that it will be dealt with posthaste.

Yes, yes I do. that shit is fucking CREEPY

[Doktor Howl]

have we got precious little wanker bingo yet?

Not really real discordians has got to be on there somewhere...

Pixie if I dress up like a terrorist will that turn you on? I want to see your tits, those big brown eyes are sexy as f

Pix?

[Doktor Howl]

Brother Nihil is not my associate

You are judged by the company you keep.

this is a perfect example of why you guys aren't real Discordians.

We have never been, nor claimed to have been, Real Discordians.

I have sympathy for the guy because clearly he is persecuted here for his views which seem to be noble and all but I don't personally share them.

Yes.  Nazism as nobility.  Interesting.

in MY discordia the far right are aneristic disorder and must be mocked mercilessly. And as for glomp, well, that "i have your Iris thing" isn't that a bit stalkery?

Boundaries, dude!

also I like making left wing puns about my cats.

Worked to proper wind him up though.

If you feel the need to file a complaint, rest assured that it will be dealt with posthaste.

Yes, yes I do. that shit is fucking CREEPY

Done.